Ashley's Secret Is Not A Secret Anymore

Ashley's Secret Is Out!

I know that you mother fuckers have been waiting for me to say something about this shit, my fellow pervs, and now I'm breaking my silence about the whole Ashley Madison leak. I know that most of you are saying, it's been a long time coming for me to say something about the shit and I can't agree with you more. I was just taking my time about the shit because I wanted to know more about this shit. In other words, I wanted to be sure this wasn't a fucking hoax used to scare the fuck out of people. I wanted to make sure it's real.


Anyway, I'm sure that there are a lot of mother fuckers pissed off that now their business is out there in the streets. I mean they can't creep around anymore having affairs and shit. All that fucking around behind their spouse's back is pretty much all over and I can't say that I'm surprised that shit happened because honestly, you can't expect to have some underground shit like that happening, not to come out one day because there's always going to be some mother fucker with a bug up their ass or trying to look for some quick way to profit.


As far as the reason for the leak goes, there might have been some mother fucker out there that was cheated on or some shit like that and they felt that everybody should know if they were being cheated on. So they hacked the company website and exposed lists of people who were cheating on their mates, which is fucked up but then it doesn't surprise me about that shit.


Just like it doesn't surprise me about the people that were found on the list. I don't know if you've noticed but there have been some famous names on the lists. There have been some celebs exposed as cheating on their wives and shit. Some of those mother fuckers were so called religious and I'm not going to mention them by name because the hypocrite doesn't deserve any more publicity. So, I'll let them remain nameless but I'm pretty sure you know who the fuck I'm talking about.


Well, as the days go by, there are a lot of mother fuckers that find themselves trying to kiss some major ass to keep their spouses, girlfriends or boyfriends from leaving their ass. I'm pretty sure that a lot of people never thought that they would be caught in the act but shit like that does happen.


It's not really clear about why the fuck somebody chose to hack Ashley Madison but one thing's for sure the company is catching a whole lot of shit behind it. From what's being said on the news there are a lot of lawsuits out there because the website promised that the information of the mother fuckers cheating would be private but instead they are going through anal hell because the lists came out. So now they want to sue the shit out of Ashley Madison.


I can tell you one thing though it is fucked up that somebody hacked the lists of that site. As much as I don't agree with cheating, I still don't feel that it's right to put somebody's business out in the street like that. I mean that's not just fucking embarrassing the people who are cheating, it's also embarrassing to the one that's getting cheated on. Whoever doing this might think they are doing a good thing but when you've got that shit all over the fucking web that doesn't mean that you're trying to do good, that means your ass is desperate to be famous. There's a fucking difference.


As you already know, I'm not too much of a fan of hackers, my fellow pervs. Sure I think that there are some things that need to come out but at the same time, there are some things that don't need to come out to everybody. It's a difference if that shit stayed between those involved but to out that shit to everybody is fucked up. In other words, if the shit doesn't fucking involve you then it's best to mind your own fucking business.


Anyway, I seriously think that whoever has something to do with this shit has something to gain. They might be trying to get some money for that shit or they might just want to cause trouble, you never know what's in the mind of people these days but whatever the reason is, it's fucked up. What's even more fucked up is the one that's leaking this information is laughing all the way to the bank. The last I heard they are trying to catch this mother fucker because they broke the law.


I'm pretty sure that now all this shit is out there, you're going to find that a lot more people are going to be paranoid about cheating or doing anything on the internet for that matter. It doesn't surprise me at all because there's always going to be some self righteous mother fucker out there thinking that they have the right to fuck with people's lives. I know it's fucked up but true.


Well, my fellow pervs, if you chose to cheat, hopefully you won't, but if you do, make sure that you watch your ass out there both on the net and physically. Now, don't get that shit wrong, and think that I'm advocating cheating because I'm not. All I'm saying that if you're going to do something like that, know the risks or better yet don't do the shit. Just saying.


Well, I've got to go fuck my wife. Until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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