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Hot.. and dangerous?
Most Dangerous Celebs to search for.
  1. Emma Watson
  2. Jessica Biel
  3. Eva Mendes
  4. Selena Gomez
  5. Halle Berry
  6. Megan Fox
  7. Shakira
  8. Cameron Diaz
  9. Salma Hayek
  10. Sofia Vergara

McAfee came out with their list of Most Dangerous Celebrities to search for online. Or want I like to call, the top ten girls that people like to jerk off to. Understandably, Emma Watson ended up on the top of the list of the celebs you should be careful while you're searching for nude pictures of them, which is completely understandable to me. And looking down the list, I can pretty much understand why everyone is on the list.

What surprised me a little from the report is this little sentence. 'Emma Watson Searches Yield Nearly a One-in-Eight Chance of Landing on a Malicious Site'. With the sheer amount of viruses I scrape off the back of my hard drive every week, I feel like that number should be something like One-in-Two. I really have to be more careful in the future. Maybe write myself a script so I make myself think if I really want to click on that link. Like, a little pop-up that says, 'How horny are you?'.

My favorite section in the whole report is..

Searching for Latinas is Risky
Eva Mendes (No. 3), Selena Gomez (No. 4), Shakira (No. 7), Salma Hayek (No. 9), and Sofia Vergara (No. 10) make up 5 of the top 10 most dangerous celebrities on the list.

Jessica Biel
Jessica Biel

Here I thought dating Latinas was the riskiest thing that you could do with them. Well, besides telling their brothers that you're dating them. Latinas have always been dangerous creatures to be around, but now their danger has spread onto the internet.

I am glad about one thing though.. They did spare our feelings a little in the article. “In today’s celebrity culture, consumers expect to be able to go online to catch up with the latest photos, videos, tweets, and stories about their favorite celebrities. Due to the richness of the data and the high interaction, often times consumers forget the risks that they are taking by clicking on the links,” Director, Paula Greve said. What could have very easily been said instead was 'When guys get too horny, they tend not to think about what they're clicking on and end up downloading some fucked up shit. Oh, and pedos, just because Selena Gomez is 20 now, doesn't mean it's OK to search for pics of her when she's 15.' I'm glad the Director took the high road on this one.

Selena Gomez
Selena Gomez

There's one thing that leaves me wondering a little bit about this list though. How the fuck is Halle Berry still in the top five? Women like Heidi Klum, Mila Kunis and Katherine Heigl have dropped out of the top 10, and Halle Berry is still in the top five? I know this list isn't a hottest chick list or anything, but it's very close to the closest thing that we have to an entire internet consensus. Hackers are going to go for what's searched for the most. These are the women that are searched for the most. How the fuck is Halle Berry still there? Am I alone in my dislike for this woman?

Now that I've got that off my chest, let's just finish up by saying, while you're out there looking for the next best picture to put in your collection, be careful about what you click on. Try to only get your porn from legit porn sites. Keep your head down, and keep bobbing and weaving away from those pop-ups. We're all in this together.

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