I Love Science!

My favorite study that has been done in the name of science to date has to be the one that one Mr Peter S Bearman of Columbia University called Chains of Affection: The Structure of Adolescent Romantic and Sexual Networks. ( a pdf of the study can be found here ) The study, in it's own words, is a overview of the structure of the adolescent romantic and sexual network in a population of over 800 adolescents residing in a midsize town in the Midwestern U.S.. What that all boils down to is a guy from Columbia wants to know how slutty the school is.

Who Banged Whom?


I don't think I'd say 'fresh'..

After reading the study for a few pages, you begin to gloss over the important things that this study brings to light and ultimately, you end up losing focus. Let me tell you what the real focus is for this study. Now, Mr Bearman nowhere in the study names any names, and he doesn't even name the school. But those people know who Mr Bearman is, and they know that they were part of a study asking them to list all of their sexual partners. They must have looked for the results ( which are very easy to find ) and in looking at the chart, tried to work back who fucked whom.

A1 Pimp

Let's just go over a few people, shall we?

  • First off, this little blue dot in the middle of all these pink dots is the mother fucking man. He's always suspected he pulled the most ass in school. But now he knows he pulled the most ass in school. Do you know what that can do to a man's ego? I bet you he got up from reading the study, and punched his boss right in the mouth. On the down side, he probably went straight to the hospital to get an AIDS test right after that.
  • Second, this girl's a slut. Wait, wait.. I'm sorry. I'm sure she's a very nice person.
  • This guy deserves some props. It's easy to land some ass that's already been broken in by a couple other guys before you. But this man hunted and took down three lone wolves. A true hunter in the making.
  • These three blue dots have some decisions to make in their life. I can fully understand that a blue dot is touching a pink dot. Or even if a blue dot is connected to another blue dot. But three pinks, and then a blue? You've got to pick a side of the fence you want to be on, and stay there.
  • This guy, to get these two pink dots to connect, is the son of the guy that owes the local liquor store. And I'm sure the next Monday in school, when the two pink dots had to sit next to each other in class, was entirely awkward.

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