Fashion Week!

The greatest of all the models, Madalina Pica.
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Ya, fashion!

It's my favorite time of year again, New York City Fashion Week. That time of year when a shit load of gay men dress hot ass women up in the sheerest of shear clothing and send them down the runway for everyone to see, shoot photos of, film for health reasons, and, oh ya, notice the clothes that they are wearing.

September's fashion week is of course, not as exciting as the spring's fashion week, as we're coming into the autumn season and the clothes are getting a few more layer's on them than they really need. I always say that it's better for the women to be cold. It keeps the nipples perky. And a perky nipple is a well exercised nipple, thus reducing the chances of breast cancer.. or it increases the chance that I jerk off that night.. I forgot which one..

One of the great things this year about fashion week is that you can see some of the shows live streamed over the interwebs. Which is fucking great because it consists of half the day being taken up by hot women in skimpy clothes walking towards you. Well, then walking away from you a few seconds later. But hey, that's fine. There's going to be another one along in a second.

Sara Evans and Meghan McCain
The orange people of Nicholas K.

Nicholas K just got done with his live stream event, and there were plenty of nipples trying to pop out through whatever ultra thin material they have over them. But then the orange people came and I got a bit confused. Though, I must say the camera guy didn't do a bad job for this one. If there was an ass to be checked out, he made an effort to zoom in on the thing. A lot of guys in the industry screw that one up. So, props, to whoever you are camera guy.

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Very fashionable.

A lot of guys say that they're not really into fashion, but I can't understand why any heterosexual male wouldn't be into fashion. And why do the gays keep all this good shit for themselves? You know what job I want? I want to be the guy that dresses the models before they walk down the runway. ( After I typed that sentence, I thought for a second.. shit, that's kind of a pervy thing to say. But then I'm like.. fuck it, that's what I want to do )

Watching a fashion show though, is a bit of a kin to watching Nascar for me. While, both things, I enjoy and talk about. The main reason I watch is that I'm just waiting for something to happen. When I watch Nascar, I'm basically just sitting there waiting for two things. Green flag pit stops, and crashes. For my money, I like green flag pit stops, because you really get to see the skill of the team, but crashes are what sells the tickets. They're just great to watch.

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So, should I be looking at the pants?

The things that I'm waiting for while I'm watching fashion week are either, the girl hits the ground due to some unwieldy foot wear. Or some designer sends a model down the runway topless. A topless model is kind of like a green flag pit stop for me. You get to see the runway work exactly the way it should work. Sans clothing. And of course, a model hitting the ground is as good as a Nascar crash. They're both worth the price of the ticket alone.

Some might say, why the heck do we need something like this if we just have all this porn at our fingertips already? That's a very good point. I don't really have an answer. Is it perverted watching fashion shows just for the hopes that some hot model walks down the runway semi-naked? Yes. Am I a perverted guy? Yes. It's just something that I do this time of year.

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