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Kristen Scott - Porn Pros

Kristen Scott - Porn Pros
I was debating with a friend of mine the idea of women wearing a tie and nothing else. We both agreed that it was amazing, but what we didn't agree on was the type of tie that should be worn. He had the opinion that girls should be wearing bow ties because of the whole Playboy Bunny thing. While I say a regular or cravat tie is definitely better. I'm reminded of a line from State and Main - "It's the truth that you should never trust anybody who wears a bow tie. Cravat's supposed to point down to accentuate the genitals. Why would you wanna trust somebody whose tie points out to accentuate his ears?"

Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Tonight

Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Tonight
Soo.. As we all know, the annual ( semi-annual? ) Victoria's Secret fashion show airs tonight, and as you all know, you're not a true American if you don't watch it. If you've been around this site for a while, you know that some years I'm into it, and some years I don't even mention it. It's not like they're making any huge break through in the world of high fashion lingerie. They only thing that they really do is pump out those diamond encrusted bras every year. You know what the limit for being impressed by a diamond bra is? One. One is the limit. Just because the second one costs two million instead of one million doesn't mean anything. We've seen this all before.

Real Hair vs Fake Hair

Many men have been fooled and this shit has to stop!
I'm pretty sure that all of you know that I love big tits, round asses but what you might have not known about me is that I love when a woman has some long hair. I mean there's something that's so sexy about a chick with long hair. I guess I'm so crazy about that because you could pull that mother fucker while you're fucking her from behind and smack that ass. There's just something about when you could run your hands through her hair that could make you go crazy.

Too Fucking Young

Somebody should have told them about fucking birth control!
You know I hate to sound like my parents but these fucking kids today are too fucking young to call themselves getting in a serious relationship. Now, I'm not saying that there aren't some young mother fuckers mature enough to be in relationship because there are. I'm just saying that some of them aren't ready for that shit. In other words they are getting too serious too quickly knowing good and fucking well that they are not ready for that shit.

Big Tits In Sports - Rachel Starr

Big Tits In Sports - Rachel Starr
In the case of In re Bilski, the Supreme Court made the ( maybe ) wise decision that you can not patent a process, or technique. I would like to put forth the argument that if there was a technique that you would want to patent, it would be Rachel's blowjob. I can't even picture what's going on with her tongue, but by the look of how her head is vibrating, it looks like she's got three of them. There are now two types of men in the world. Those who've got a blowjob from Rachel Starr, and those who will die sad and alone.

Fashion Week!

The greatest of all the models, Madalina Pica.
It's my favorite time of year again, New York City Fashion Week. That time of year when a shit load of gay men dress hot ass women up in the sheerest of shear clothing and send them down the runway for everyone to see, shoot photos of, film for health reasons, and, oh ya, notice the clothes that they are wearing.

The Industry of Replacing Your Hand

Fucking Jada though heat induced gear manipulated robotic penis chamber encapsulation.
I know that we're all waiting for the promised fabled time in the distant future when we can buy our robot girlfriends from the local Kmart. Unfortunately, now is not that time, and we're left to our own devices. Over the years, this need has taken many forms, including the local neighbor's goat. This lead to massive goat protests and scorn by the neighbors, so this practice was mainly given up outside of the state of Alabama.

My Sister's Hot Friend - Shazia Sahari

My Sister's Hot Friend - Shazia Sahari
Shazia's vagina is a little bored today because someone's sister left her high and dry. Time to get revenge on that certain someone by making fun of his cooking and then sucking his cock. He's never going to get a good grade in cooking class now! ( although, I don't think he was going to be getting a good grade anyway, due to the complete overcooking of his cuts of meat. I mean, you sear it BEFORE you cook it. )

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