More Than Football This Season

More Than Football This Season.

Well football fans and fellow pervs, football season is back in after a long wait. I'm pretty sure that every gridiron fan has been waiting for the chance to cheer on their favorite team and get their grills fired up for those tailgate parties they've been waiting a long time for. It's time for the beer to start flowing and horny mother fuckers to get a blowing while they are watching their favorite teams go at it to be number one for the year.


I'm not really a football fan myself but I do catch a game every now and then. Sometimes I love to see a great football game when I'm not doing other things like laying some huge hardons to my big tits, round ass wife Mrs. WANG to say the least. Other than that I'm not really a big fan. I could pretty take it or leave it. In other words, you wouldn't see me rushing to catch a game or going to tailgate parties.


Anyway, the season has kicked off and there's more than football going on this season. I'm pretty sure that you've heard in the news about some of your favorite players getting caught up in some kind of shit. From knocking out their women in the elevator to beating their kids to other shit, these guys are becoming more popular for shit other than just throwing or making the winning touchdown. They are becoming more popular for shit that, I'm sure, they definitely wouldn't want to be popular for.


It seems like this football season that fans will not only be entertained by the play by play that's going on out there on the field. They are also going to hear a lot about the drama that seems to be going on behind the scenes. Ah yes, my fellow pervs, it seems that some of our favorites have been making the news and not for playing football. A lot of them have been caught up with legal troubles to the point where their futures have even come under the scrutiny of just about every mother fucker that has a mouthpiece.


You'd think that they would be making the news for winning a game or being the top pick for our favorite teams. Instead they are making headlines for the worse reasons. And if you ask me, they are fucked up reasons. So expect to hear more than football going on this season because I'm sure there's more to come.


I don't know about you but it doesn't come as a surprise to me about the shit we're hearing that's going on in the NFL. I mean these mother fuckers make millions if not billions of fucking dollars for playing ball, you'd think they would be the last ones to be caught up in some bullshit. But just like every other mother fucker with more money than they know what to do with, you find them getting in more trouble than a broke mother fucker.


You'd think with all that money they have that you wouldn't find their asses getting so much as a fucking parking ticket but you would be wrong. Sure they are human and I agree with you on that but there's just some shit that you just don't do, like punch out your girlfriend, like Ray Rice did, in a fucking elevator or anywhere else for that matter, and then drag her ass off. What type of mother fucker does that?


Sure, I'll agree with you that she shouldn't have hit him first but I'm pretty fucking sure that she didn't hit his ass hard as he hit her. He pretty much haymakered her ass like they were in a boxing match and then instead of picking her up and carrying her, he dragged her ass across the floor like a rag doll. We probably wouldn't have heard about that shit if his ass wasn't famous but like the saying goes, "when you're famous, the camera's always on."


What happened next wasn't really that shocking, the girlfriend ended up staying with his ass. It's not surprising that shit happened because we all know that money talks. She wasn't about to give up her meal ticket even if he pretty much went Mike Tyson on her ass. Instead she stuck with him and they plan to get married. Big surprise? I think not.


Don't even get me started on the other shit that's been going on in the football world. You don't have to be a diehard fan to hear about all the shit that's been going on because you're damn sure going to hear about that shit in the news if you don't hear it anywhere else. With the shit that's been going on with football players lately, at least, you don't really know if you're going to see them play ball or be involved in some drama like you'd see on a fucking soap opera.


I mean if I wanted to watch fucking drama, I would watch a fucking soap opera not the football game. I don't know about you but when I see these mother fuckers out there making so much money getting into trouble, I wonder what the fuck is wrong with them. I mean they have all that fucking money for playing with a fucking ball like you see kids do, and yet they manage to get in all kinds of fucking trouble like gagging whores. It's just fucking ridiculous.


And another thing, these mother fuckers make too much fucking money to be getting in the trouble they've been getting into. I don't know about you but I know one thing, if I had the money they had, you wouldn't catch my ass with so much as a parking ticket. When you're that fucking rich you don't have to get in trouble, so why get in fucking trouble?


Mind you this is not the first time that some NFL players have been in trouble, I don't have to remind you of the seasons and other mother fuckers before. As this season goes on, I wouldn't be surprise if we hear about more stupid shit these mother fuckers have done. In fact I'm pretty fucking sure that by the end of the season, you'll probably have over half the fucking NFL either being brought up on charges or some bullshit like that because it's sure as hell more than football going on this season with their asses.


Well, my fellow pervs at least we have porn. With porn you aren't going to really hear about the shit that we've been hearing about in football lately. Instead we get to enjoy what porn is good for and that's seeing people fucking people in a good way, or at least a satisfying way.


I'd like to stay and chat more about the shit but I've got to go fuck my wife. So until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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