The New Season

The New Season

So, it's that time of year again. Football is about to start, and it's time to look at the most important thing that's going to be on the field this year. The cheerleaders. I try to do this little overview every year and from what I seen, we're going to have a pretty good year coming up. I feel like more and more, the cheerleaders for these teams are just a resource for finding women to make a swimsuit calendar with. For some reason, I don't like this change. If you're going to stick a cheerleader into something, make it lingerie. So follow the jump to see the new line-ups, but we're going to start with the teams you're not going to see.

The Buffalo Bills team cheerleaders, The Jills have suspended operations until they get that pesky lawsuit worked out. They should have sued over the handbook alone. The Browns are looking to add cheerleaders next year. The Steelers haven't had a squad since the 70s. The Giants, Bears, Lions and Green Bay don't have them either. Notice a pattern there? All cold weather teams. I guess it's for the best. Is a cheerleader really a cheerleader if she's in a snow suit? And on to the teams that have them.

First the Cincinnati Bengals. The Ben-Gals have bathing suit photos that are just this side of mug shots. I feel like some of the teams don't even try. If they would just invest a small amount of money into the cheer squad, it would make a world of difference. And it's not like these teams are starving for money. The NFL has profit sharing for a reason. They should put it to good use. But in reality, the Bengals are the only real throw-away cheer squad. All the other teams seemed to have improved this year.

The Houston Texans, even though they have a newer squad, has one of the hottest squads there is. If you look down below, you're not going to see a pic of the Philly Eagles cheerleaders, because frankly I couldn't find a group shot. Every picture of them is in bathing suits, which I'm fine with, but I'm not going to list them all here though. All the Redskins have on their site is the fact that they have a calender coming out. ( which I might actually order, because.. damn ) Another great line-up are the Gold-Rush of the 49ers, although judging by the facebook comments, I seem to be alone in that feeling.

Out of all the teams though, I'm going to have to pick Bess from the Raiderettes as the hottest cheerleader of the year. The more I look at her, the more I want to change my plans for when I win the lottery and take over the world. I'll have to destroy her shitty dog and get a real hound dog ( the only good breeds of dogs there are ). I'll make it look like an accident of course, so it will only take her two to three days to get over it and back to having sex with me. We'll see what happens.

I tried my best to find a squad photo of each team, but sometimes they just don't take one. Here are the photos I did find though.

49ersArizona Cardinals
Atlanta FalconsThe Ravens ( with dudes )
Carolina PanthersCincinnati Bengals
The Dallas CowboysDenver Broncos
Houston TexansIndianapolis Colts
Jacksonville JaguarsKC Chiefs
Miami DolphinsMinnesota Vikings
New England PatriotsNew Orleans Saints
NY JetsOakland Raiders
Some of the Redskins SquadSan Diego Chargers
SeahawksSt Louis Rams
Tampa Bay BuccaneersTennessee Titans

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