Super Bowl Sunday

Are You Ready?

Well, it's that time of the year again sports fans, the Super Bowl is finally here. I know that everybody's been waiting all year to see which team comes out on top. It's one of America’s favorite pass times and a good reason for one fucking good party. Everybody's been waiting for the top two teams, the Seattle Seahawks and the Denver Broncos to throw down at this show down and now the rumble is on.


I personally don't really watch football myself. I mean the last time I really saw a game was when the Baltimore Ravens kicked the New York Giants' ass in Super Bowl XXXV back in 2001. Now, I just catch the highlights or listen to people talk about the game. You could say that I pretty much lost interest in the game. Long story behind that and don't want to talk about it.


Anyway, I'm pretty sure that a lot of sports fans out there are happy as gagging whores giving street blowjobs that the game is getting played on Sunday. It wasn't a sure thing for a while there with all the shit that's been going on with the weather lately. The officials weren't sure whether or not to move the game to Monday which would have been a bad thing for some because most people have to work on Monday.


I'm pretty sure if they ended up moving it to Monday that a lot of mother fuckers would have been calling out sick just to see the Super Bowl. I mean it's a tradition almost like any other to watch the Super Bowl and to watch it on Sunday. As long as I could remember the Super Bowl has been on Sunday. I think that they have it that way so people could talk shit about it on Mondays.


You know what I'm talking about. You know just as good as I know that when that Monday morning comes around that there's going to be some shit talking as well as people pissed off because their team lost the Super Bowl. It's been something that’s been going on since the first Super Bowl was played in 1967. And here we are over 40 years later and the same shit is happening. Like I said it's a fucking tradition.


I'm pretty sure that everybody's getting all geared up for their parties and to cheer for their favorite teams. I know that I've heard people talking shit about who's going to win the Super Bowl. Everybody's getting in the fray. People asking each other who they are going for the win. I've even been asked myself but I usually just tell them that I'm going to catch the highlights. Like I said, I don't really watch the game.


Anyway, Super Bowl parties and watching the Super Bowl has changed over the years. Years before guys had to worry about being nagged by their woman for watching the game. These days that shit has changed and women love football just as much as guys do. More than likely your woman or tonight's girlfriend for that matter would watch the game with you and enjoy it just as much as you do.


I know that I've found it pretty fucking surprising that more women are actually enjoying football, basketball and shit these days than there ever were. I guess it's because they like seeing guys out there being ramming each other like two buffalo. Or maybe they like watching guys in tight clothes running around the field with a ball because they find that shit sexy. I don't know but I do know one thing they enjoy that shit.


Long gone are the days when you have to pretty much deal with your woman bitching at you because you are paying more attention to the game than you are them. You might find that they are more into the game than you are. I know that I found it pretty fucking surprising when I first started seeing and hearing chicks talk about sports like guys do. It's becoming more the norm now that chicks watch as much sports as guys do.


If you are planning on going to a Super Bowl party or whatever, don't be surprised if you find chicks there cheering on their favorite team too. If you don't have a woman you might just end up with one before the end of the night and she might be a horny one if you play your cards right.


The parties are on and there's going to be some good fucking fun to be had. I'm pretty sure that there's going to be some time for quickies or some good fucks in during the commercials, the halftime show or even during the game depending on what kind of party that you're attending. Or even if you are just staying home, there's some good fucking that could be going on.


In my book there's no reason that you can't cheer on your favorite team and get your fuck on in the process. I mean while you're cheering your team on you could be joining team skeet, that would make the game a lot better if you ask me. You could be getting some really good tug jobs that could lead up to some big fat creampies as well as some cum fu going on.


Even if your team doesn't win, you could still enjoy some good fucking either before, during or after the game. I'm pretty sure that most of you horny mother fuckers are going to find a way to get some pussy. Watching the Super Bowl is a good reason to get your fuck on and pump that ass. It would be one hell of a way to enjoy the Super Bowl.


Like I said the chicks enjoy the game too and most of them end up horny by the time the game is over. In that case, Super Bowl Sunday could turn into Blowjob Fridays pretty damn quick. Can he score might not be on your mind while you are getting a blowjob watching the game. You might end you enjoying the blowjob you'd be getting more than the game.


Hell both of you could enjoy the game while you're fucking. Doggiestyle is a good way for you both watch the game. Reverse cowgirl is another way for both of you to blow your load. Either way you could bust a nut and enjoy the game. That is if it's just you and her alone. If that’s not the case you might want to wait until the end of the game or halftime and sneak off somewhere for that quick fuck. It depends on how adventurous you are.


If it's a swingers Super Bowl party then you don't have to worry about that shit. I've never been to a Super Bowl swingers' party but I'm pretty sure that shit goes on. I wouldn't be surprised if there are a few that’s advertised out there. So, if you like football and fucking that would be the way to go.


Well, I've got to go. Enjoy the Super Bowl, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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