Tiger Woods to Hold a Press Conference to Apologize

But to Whom? Why does it matter what I think about Tiger?
Tiger Woods and His Wife Elin Nordegren

By this time tomorrow,Tiger Woods will have had the opportunity to take his message to a semi-public forum to discuss his marital infidelity and maybe his sex addiction.  He will issue the traditional 'mea culpa' about his affair and his infidelities and then claim that he's seeking continuing treatment and working to be a better man.  He'll then probably talk about his plans in the game of golf and I'd bet the whole thing will last less than 15 minutes.  Then, from that point forward, he'll claim that he's already addressed all the questions and never speak about it again.  But why apologize to us at all? 

Do I have a problem with these affairs?  NO!  Why not?  Because I'm not Tiger Woods' wife, Elin Nordegren, because I'm not Tiger Woods' child, and I'm not one of Tiger Wood's mistresses (such as Holly Sampson.  These people might deserve some sort of apology.  I don't.  So I have to ask ... does it matter what I think?  Does it matter what you think?  I love the paparazzi  and celebrity of it.  I enjoy the talk radio aspect of it, I even enjoy the traffic he brought to this site.  But I'm not effected by this, and neither are you.  So why the apology?  Bill Clinton was our President, and owed Us an apology.  If he were alive today, so would JFK.  But Tiger Woods owes me an apology as much as a guy around the corner (unless he's fucking my wife).

My guess is that there's really one group of people this apology is really geared to - women who might boycott Tiger Woods Inc.  That's it directly.  Of course, what Tiger's really saying is: "Don't take my shit!" to his sponsors, having already lost sponsorship deals with Gatorade and Gillette.  Some claim that this fiasco has cost them between $5 and $12 Billion in market value, a claim I doubt.  So while Tiger Woods is pictured out running and we're all sitting here waiting to hear what he might say, I have to ask all of you - why does it matter to us?

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