If You're Too Tired To Fuck Then You're Working Too Hard

If This Is Happening Between You And You're Woman, You're Working To Hard!

Over a few beers, a friend of mine was telling me about how he was always too tired to fuck his wife. It turns out that he was always working because he wanted to make sure that they had everything they needed. She worked too and they weren't really hurting for money but he just found himself always working and being too tired to fuck his wife when he wasn't working. He wanted to fuck his wife like he did when they first got together but he found himself always being too tired to think about fucking. Needless to say the problem was that he was working too damn hard and needed to slow his ass down.


Now, I know that when it comes to working my fellow pervs, we all work to make sure that we could keep on paying for the shit we need and want but when it comes in between us getting to pump that ass when we want to, we might need to evaluate how much we should be working. I mean it's good to work, don't get me wrong, but you've got to have some time to get your fuck on and you shouldn't be too tired to do that shit. If you're too tired to fuck then there is something seriously wrong and you definitely think about if working so damn hard is worth it.


It's like my friend, he and his wife are doing pretty well. They make more than enough to take care of bills and shit. They are not starving and they have money in their bank accounts. So that brings across the questions, why is he working so fucking hard and why is he working too hard to fuck?


Well, more than likely he has the same fears that all of us do sometimes, my fellow pervs. We are afraid of not being able to take care of our business. I mean one of the biggest fears that we have is not being able to take care of ourselves and our families. That stress alone could tire you the fuck out because you're too busy trying to make sure that you have a place to lay your head, food on your table and clothes on your backs. So to make sure that you don't lose that shit, you find yourself always working even to the point where you're too fucking tired to fuck and that's not a good thing.


Yeah, the money maybe good but at the same time, all that stress is not good for you. That shit could lead to a heart attack or some other health problem and it also could lead to impotence. Sure the other shit might not scare a mother fucker but when your cock ain't working, that could be very embarrassing and it would add more stress to the situation.


In saying that I think that it's pretty fucking fair to say, that not being able to get it up when it's time for the real workout is some shit that I'm sure no man wants to go through. I'm pretty sure just thinking about it, scares the shit out of you but just like somebody said once, "if you don't use it, you'll lose it." So that's why it's so fucking important to workout that muscle in between your legs at least once in a while.


Anyway, if you're too tired to fuck, you run the risk of the mother fucker one day not working. I think that's one of the reasons that men run the risk of erectile dysfunction because we end up working so fucking hard and letting stress get to us to the point where we lose interest. Then just like if you're a bodybuilder that doesn't workout for a while, your muscles get to the point that they start sagging and that you get weaker. It's just as simple as that.


I know that you might be saying, "well, I've got to work and if I don't work I don't eat." I understand that all too well my fellow pervs. I feel you on that. I mean we all have to work but that doesn't mean that we've got to be working all the fucking time and that we've got to work to the point where we are too tired to fuck. I'm pretty sure that if you didn't overwork yourself that you wouldn't be too tired to fuck and you won't go hungry.


As a matter of fact, a good fucking would make sure of that shit. When you're woman put that good pussy on you, you'll find the money somewhere to take care of shit. You don't have to bust your ass to the point where you are too tired to fuck, in order to have the means to provide. When you're getting some good sex, you're ass will find money somewhere. So, it would be in your best interest to make sure that you are not too tired to fuck.


Another thing, you should think about is if your woman ain't getting it from you, she'll damn sure look somewhere else and that's something that you don't want to happen. So it would be in your best interest not to work too fucking hard if you don't want somebody else getting the pussy.


Now getting back to my friend, he did slow down on working so much and his sex life is a lot better. They are both still doing good and they are fucking like they want. It just goes to show that you don't have to kill yourself to be comfortable and have a good fucking sex life. Just saying.


Speaking of sex, I think it's about time to lay some massive cock to Mrs. WANG and for both of us to go to work at fucking. So until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.


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