Sneaking Sex During The Day

Anytime You Could Sneak A Fuck In Is A Good Thing!

I'm sure that we could all admit that we are some horny mother fuckers. I know that I'm not ashamed to admit that shit. I love fucking and I love fucking Mrs. WANG every chance that I get to, even when we are not at home and could sneak one in. There's nothing wrong with it. If you're horny, you're horny. It doesn't matter what people think as long as both of you get your rocks off, who the fuck cares what they think? I don't and you shouldn't either.


Anyway, I'm not here to talk about what people think about you because you choose to get street blowjobs and fuck asses in public or other shit like that. In my eyes you do what the fuck gets you and yours off. If you want to do it, then do it and don't give two fucks about what anybody thinks about it. You are fucking who you are fucking, not them. So tell them to take two fucks and call you in the morning.  What I'm here to talk about though is sneaking in a good fuck during the day.


Let's face it my fellow pervs, we all get horny during the day. I'm pretty fucking sure there's not one of us that haven't thought about fucking. I mean we all think about sex during the whole day. There's not a time that goes by that we don't think about fucking like rabbits and sneaking off somewhere to do it. I know for damn sure that if we could get away with that shit, we'll sure as hell do it. I’m sure that you would agree with me on that.


It’s not always that easy to get all XXX during the day because you might not have the access to that shit. I mean sure you might be thinking about that shit but the fact of the matter is that if you don't really have a way to do it, all you are going to doing is thinking about that shit. That's why you've got to get creative with that shit. You've got to set up a plan to do that shit and believe me, my fellow pervs, I feel you on that one.


Sneaking one in is not as hard as you think. All you have to do is plan that shit out. In saying that it makes me think about this funny video of how this couple came up with a plan to join the mile high club. I have to admit it was a good plan. If you've seen the sketch, you would admit that it was a good plan. They made sure that nobody knew what the fuck they were doing in that bathroom and the way they did it was so good that you couldn't tell what was going on.


The video starts off with the couple seeming to argue about the guy texting some girl. Then it leads into the airplane bathroom where it seems they continue to argue about the whole thing. While the couple seems to be arguing to the rest of the passengers, they are fucking in the bathroom. It's so hilarious and smart how they are covering up doing the 40oz bounce in the bathroom that you can't do anything but laugh and admire their ingenious plan at the same time. I mean that's one hell of a way to get off without anybody knowing what you are doing.


Anyway, it just goes to show that you can't sneak in a fuck if you plan the shit out and use your head. Any place could be a good place for a fuck but you have to be smart about that shit. You have to devise a plan and follow through with that shit. It's like being spies on a mission, you've got to get a plan together, go with it and be able to think on your feet. If you could do those things then you could sneak in a fuck when you want.


It's like when you both get horny during the day and you want to fuck but don't want anybody to know that you are fucking. You have to create a diversion. You have to throw people off what you are actually doing like the people in the video. Actually what they did was very smart because there's not too many people that want to get involved with a couple having an argument, especially if they are not physically fighting. Other than that, people tend to stay out of it. So you could use that to your advantage.


A good example of sneaking one in is Mrs. WANG and myself. When we want to fuck during the day, we always throw some kind of diversion in if people are around us. Those diversions could be anything from staging an argument to just acting like we are helping the other one do something that requires privacy. Either way, we've fucked a many times without somebody knowing and was lucky to get away with that shit.


The whole key to it is timing and taking advantage of your situation. It's like being a thief in the night if you could get away with it, you will do it. So we make sure we set up ways to get away with fucking without anybody knowing about it. Like when we are in the laundry room, everybody thinks that we are just doing laundry and holding a conversation, little do they know that we are fucking like rabbits. When we come out, we are looking regular as anything.


Another example is when Mrs. WANG says she wants to talk to me about something, then we go in the room and shut the door. We make sure that we talk loud to cover up the fact that we are getting into flexible positions. It helps out a lot that nobody knows that we are actually doing that shit to cover up the fact that we are fucking. I mean how could anybody tell when you’re talking loud instead of moaning. Only somebody that knows the trick or have pulled it before would know that shit.


Anyway, there's an art to pulling that shit off and if you want to do it, it can be done. Just set up a plan of how to do that shit and you'll be just fine. There's nothing wrong with sneaking in a good fuck during the day. Make a plan to do that shit. Nobody has to know but the two of you. So get your fuck on.


Speaking of sneaking and fucking. it's time for Mrs. WANG and I to put our plan for today in motion. Mission Impossible ain't got nothing on us. So until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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