Gone Fishing

Fishing Could Be Good Especially When You Catch The Big One!

A buddy was talking about fishing the other day and my dirty minded ass started thinking about fucking. Well, that shouldn't come as a surprise just about everything makes me think about fucking with some exceptions to that fact. But it got me to thinking about how fishing and fucking are two relaxing things. I mean both of them help you release stress and you usually don't think about anything else when you are doing them. What's even better is when you catch a big one, if you know what I mean.


It's like when you're out there on the lake, pier or wherever you like to fish. It's cool and everything but all of us would like to catch that big one that's good enough to brag on. It’s a thing of pride when you could come home with a good haul something that could fill you up so to speak. Good fucking is the same way, it's like when you put your line in the water and you catch a big fucking fish. You're so fucking happy because you threw your line in there and you was about to get something that you wanted.


It's like when you’re fucking. I'm pretty sure that everybody loves when they could get a woman to the point where she's gonna squirt. That shit is like saying that you are the best fisherman or fucker in the world because you could make a woman orgasm. I mean there is something that's fucking awesome about that shit to the point where just about every mother fucker out there wants to rock some stunners out of their pussy juice.


That being said there's nothing like when you're fucking your woman or tonight's girlfriend for that matter and you give her the screaming O. I'm pretty fucking sure there's not a man out there that doesn't like making a woman scream to the top of her lungs with passion. I know that I'm one for that. I love it when I could get Mrs. WANG screaming so loud she could wake the dead. We just have to be careful sometimes because somebody, like the kids might hear us.


Anyway, it's a really big boost to your morale when you could just get any woman you fuck to keep cumming and cumming. When you could have a woman going like that and then coming back for more that's a good fucking thing. That's something that pretty much every man dreams about. When you've got a woman doing that, it's like catching the biggest fish that you could catch. Hell, you might even want to record that shit or take a picture of it so that you could look at it later. You never know.


When you fuck a woman, that's something to go for. I mean it's just something about when they scream as they cum and you feel those legs trimble that just makes you want to fuck them as many times as both of you could stand. Then when everything is said and done and she's tired from all that fucking and cumming that makes you feel like you've done a good fucking job. I think that something every man wants to feel like. It's a boost for our ego when we could make some good shit like that happen. I know it is for me.


See that's one thing about us men we love when we could fuck good. I mean just knowing that we could fuck a woman really good is one of the biggest things that makes us feel like men. Just think about that shit my fellow pervs, when your woman just passes out after a good fuck, don't you feel like you did a good fucking job? I'm pretty fucking sure that you do because your ego gets a fucking boost from that good shit.


The one thing about it though is that every man has the ability to lay down some dangerous dong to some pussy making it cum. The fact of the matter is that you've got to want that shit. If you don’t want that shit, you're not going to fuck her right. If you really want that shit you're going to knock the bottom out of that pussy to make sure she gushes. Your gonna bust that cherry so good that she wouldn't want to fuck anybody else. That's how a woman loves to be fucked.


What mother fuckers fail to understand is that a woman wants to be fucked so good that she doesn't want to give the pussy to anybody else. She wants you to fuck her so good that every time she thinks about you fucking her, she cums all over herself. That's the kind of fucking a woman wants and that's what I call gone fishing. You've got to fish that pussy like you're trying to catch a big bass or you've got one on your hook. You've got to fuck like you mean it.


Now I already know that this is going to start a fucking catch phrase but I don't give a fuck. That would be a good catch phrase to have. Instead of saying that you going to fuck the shit out of them, tell your woman that you're going to fish her out. When she asks "what’s that", you just tell her that it means you're going to fuck her until she cums. Then you do it so fucking good that if she hears somebody says "gone fishing" or she hears the song she has to fan herself. That’s how you do that there.


So mother fucking fish that pussy dry. I'm about to be gone fishing with Mrs. WANG. So until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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