Alien Sex

Crazy Shit Huh?

I was having a few beers with one of my good friends and somehow the subject of aliens came up. No, I'm not talking about immigrants my fellow pervs, I'm talking about aliens, in like from another planet. I don't know how we ended up talking about aliens but we did and what's even weirder is when my friend actually said and I quote, "I wonder what it would be like to fuck an alien." What's even more weird than that was the fact that I started wondering that same thing too. Yeah, I know my fellow pervs, crazy shit, right?


Anyway, after talking about the shit, it made me really start to think about how sex would be like with an alien. I mean do aliens have a male and female? Do they have a cock and a pussy? If they do have a female with a pussy, what would it be like to fuck a female alien? Have you ever really thought about that shit? I know I have. I even went so far as to think about if aliens actually fucked and how they fucked.


Yeah, I know that I have a dirty mind but you have to admit that I thought of some shit that normal mother fuckers don't think about. I mean it's really makes you fucking think. Humans fuck, animals fuck and I'm pretty sure that plants fuck somehow but when you're talking about an alien fucking that's a different story. I mean that’s another fucking life form, from some other planet. It really makes you think about if they have sex and even have porn sites like My Friend's Hot Mom. That would be some shit wouldn't it?


Plus, I wonder what the fuck it would be like to fuck an alien. Do you do what you do with humans or is there like some telepathy type shit to that? I mean is the sex good or is it just something that's so fucked up. Inquiring minds want to know.


Anyway, I could imagine that fucking alien pussy is like fucking human pussy. I mean I'm pretty sure that there would be some sexy alien out there looking for somebody to bust that cherry. At least I would think so. I can't imagine anybody or anything out there going without having sex at least once in their fucking life. I don't know maybe it's me.


But, I really do think that it would be some awesome shit to fuck an alien. That shit might be really intense if you wind up giving her the screaming O. They might do some weird shit when you do but I think it's all the more worth it.


I'm willing to bet you that fucking an alien would be like something that you've never seen before in your life. Or it might just be like what you've seen in your life but it would be more exciting because you've never fucked an alien before. When you think about that shit, it does kinda make sense because fucking an alien will most likely be something that you have never done before in your life.


Plus, there might be some perks to fucking an alien. I mean the fucking might be so good that they would want to take you back to their planet so that you could mate with the other aliens on the planet. I'm pretty sure that you wouldn’t have to worry about catching anything when you give them a big fat creampie. You never know, it's just something to think about about.


Speaking about a fucking that's out of this world, I think it's time for me to explore Mrs. WANG and expose her to some good old jurassic cock. So until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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