Sex Gives You The Munchies

Good Fucking Gives You An Appetite!

People always talking about weed giving you the munchies but did you know that sex could do that shit too? Well, I have for a long time but I never really thought about that shit until after Mrs. WANG and I finished one of our sessions of getting into flexible positions. I know that both of us were hungrier than a mother fucker. But I guess if you are really going at it, you do end up building up an appetite. I know that we sure did.


Many people don't really think about that shit but after you've had a good fuck, you do get fucking hungry, that's how you know that it was a really good fuck. I guess you could say that having a really good fuck is like smoking weed, you end up high, horny, and hungry. You could find yourself looking for something to munch on. After all, you do have to build up your energy to fuck again and making sure that you get something to eat is a damn good way of doing that shit.


I know that when Mrs. WANG and I have a good fuck, we end up raiding the fucking refrigerator. It's like all of a sudden, we just got fucking hungry. We didn't question that shit, we just made our way to the fucking refrigerator and found us something to eat. We were like ninjas in the middle of the night sneaking in the fucking kitchen to get something to eat.


Now, I know what you might be asking yourself, "why in the fuck are you sneaking in the kitchen in the middle of the night?" Well, it's because we've got kids. Now, if you have kids, then you know what the fuck I'm talking about. If you don't have kids, let me lay that shit out for you. If you're just got done doing the 40oz bounce and you don't want to wake up the kids, while you're running to the fridge to get something to eat, your ass have to sneak around that house because you know that if you wake the kids, there's no chance that you both are not going to do anymore fucking because they are awake.


I'm pretty sure that any of us with kids know that feeling of having your kids wake up when you want to fuck. It could be fucking painful because you don't want to be mean to your kids but at the same time you really want to fuck again. And I'm pretty sure you know that you are going to be afraid to do that shit if you know that your kids are awake and could possibly interrupt that shit. You are going to be afraid because, even if you lock the bedroom door, they might just end up knocking on that mother fucker killing the mood. I'm pretty sure if you have kids you know what the fuck I'm talking about. They seem to interrupt your ass at the most fucked up times. I don't care how old they get that shit does happen.


It's like they are determined to make sure that you don't fuck, like they are the police or something like that. I mean and if you got that door locked the questions are going to come out. I'm pretty sure that all of us have gone through that time where we were running to put our clothes on and shit because we heard a knock at the bedroom door, like two crooks trying to hide the loot. Then, having to explain why you have your bedroom door locked is a pretty fucking awkward situation.


Anyway, to avoid that shit, you find yourself sneaking your asses in the kitchen. God help you if you've got to pass by the kids' rooms while you're on the way to the kitchen. Then you are tiptoeing like a mother fucker hoping not to make a sound that would wake their asses up. Then if you do you're trying to get them to go back to bed. That right there is a lot to fucking go through just to make sure that when you get back to your bedroom that you're going to be able to go back for another round of sex pro adventures. So, you've got to be careful.


One thing that Mrs. WANG and ourselves make sure of is that we keep enough food in the house, so when we get the munchies after fucking, we could just go and get what we need and go back to our room. That way we could just go to the kitchen get that shit and be back in the bedroom before anybody knows anything. Hell, we even create a diversion if we have to and surprisingly that shit works. We've been doing that shit for a while now, nobody wakes up and we could go back to our room quick as fuck.


So, if you have kids or you live with somebody else, it's a good fucking idea to have your munchie food ready, if you know that you are going to do some major league fucking.


Speaking of fucking, I think it's time for Mrs. WANG and I to work up an appetite. So, until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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