Lousy Sex or No Sex at All

If It Ain't This Good Then It's Not Worth It!

I'm pretty sure that you might have read me state before that the worst kind of pussy to get is a chick that just lays there. I mean what's it worth to get a fuck when you can't enjoy that fuck right? I think that it's safe to say that you might feel the same way my fellow pervs because nobody and I mean nobody wants somebody that’s a lazy fuck. You'd better be jacking off than to fuck with somebody that's a lame fuck. It defeats the whole fucking purpose.


Now, the shit that brought this to head again, and yes, the pun was intended, was a post that one of my friends in the industry made the other night. She asked the question of whether a bad fuck was better than no fuck at all? I'm pretty sure that you might know the answer to that good shit but there are some of us out there that doesn't really know the answer to that shit because they might not fuck as much as maybe you or I did. So this right here is pretty much just to give them an idea about the shit for future reference.


Anyway, as you all know and I'm pretty sure that we could all agree, one of the worst things is when we have a bad fuck. I mean we all want to have that pornstar key to one bad ass cum fiesta but that shit is not the case all the fucking time. What I mean by that is that somebody just giving us a fuck doesn't mean that the shit is good. Anybody could fuck but the fact of the matter is the difference between it being a good fuck or just somebody thinking that they could fuck. Let me explain.


Like I have stated many times, everybody fucks. That doesn't actually fucking mean that they are going to give us some top shelf pussy, or some dangerous dongs. All that shit means is that we fucked them but the type of fuck that it was depends all upon how good or how bad that shit was. It’s pretty much like going to a fucking football or baseball game or even playing that shit. If the game is not good then you feel like you just wasted your money on shit. The same thing applies when you get a bad fuck.


I think that it's pretty fucking safe to say that all of us love a good fuck. I mean if you find somebody out there that tells you that they don't like to get off that good nut, I'll show you somebody that's full of shit. Everybody enjoys a good fuck and they want to feel like they are not wasting their time. A bad fuck is something that would fucking piss you off.


A bad fuck is not a good thing. I'm pretty sure that you know that my fellow pervs. I know that I don't like nothing less than a hardcore fuck that would make you feel so fucking good that you'll be shooting your load all over the place. There's nothing better than that but when you've got into some flexible positions with somebody that makes you want to just bust a quick nut and go to sleep, you're going to be more pissed off than anything.


The worse thing that you could have when fucking is somebody that just lays there. I mean it's not a good thing when you've got to do all the fucking work. Fucking is supposed to be fun for both or all people involved. It's not supposed to be something that you are pissed off over after everything is over with. If that's the case then it's better for you not to fuck at all then feel like it's something that you shouldn't have done in the first place. You're supposed to feel good before, during and after you fuck. You're not supposed to feel like it was just a waste of your time.


The sad thing is that people do go through that shit. There are people out there right now that feel like it's not worth it to fuck. I'm not bullshitting you. There are people out there right not that has pretty much had a bad fuck and it's not always because they just laid there. Some of those mother fuckers had a bad fuck because who they fucked was so fucking boring in bed that they feel like it wasn't worth all the shit that they did to fuck them. I'm just being honest.


I'm pretty sure that all of us at one time had that one person that we wished we didn't fuck because they weren't as into it as we were. They weren't exciting and it seemed more like they were just waiting for the shit to be over with. And when that's the fucking case, then you're pretty much like dreading the fact about fucking them again because the shit was so fucking lousy that you would rather not fuck than fuck, if you had to deal with some shit like that.


Let's be honest here, I'm pretty sure that we've all had at least one person that we wouldn't ever want to fuck again because that shit was so bad that we were glad when it was over. I know that I've been there a few times myself. I'm pretty sure that you've already seen me state that I've fucked a few chicks that I wouldn't ever want to fuck again because they weren't that fucking good. I mean they just laid there while I did all the fucking work and honestly it wasn't worth it.


It's like this one time when I fucked a chick. She wasn't really into it and that pretty much threw me off because I'm one mother fucker that like to really fuck. I don't like some chick that just lays there like she's at a boring job or some shit. I would rather have some chick that really wants to fuck. I want some chick that's going to really do the 40oz bounce and not be a lame fuck. That is one fucking big turn off to me because I feel like this, if you don't want to fuck then why waste my fucking time? I would rather fuck a chick that wants to fuck not some chick that feels like all she has to do is just lay there.


What's so fucking funny about that shit was the fact that the chick had a nerve to say that I didn't know how to fuck. Well, I kinda got offended by that shit but not really because she wasn't good at all. Her whole attitude was a big fucking turn off because she felt that just because she had a pussy, that it was good enough and I should just be satisfied that I was getting to fuck her. When the actual fucking truth was that I wished that I didn't fuck her at all because it was just a waste of my time.


Don't get me wrong my fellow pervs, I'm not putting her down. I'm just saying that when we fuck we want to feel like that shit is worth it. It's just like I said about when you buy tickets to a sports event or some shit like that. You want to see a show, you want to feel that your money was well spent and worth it. You don't want to feel like you've been fucking cheated and that's how I felt when I fucked her, I felt like I've been cheated. Then again, I just chalked it up as taking one for the team because I was trying to make sure that her friend would fuck my cousin.


Needless to say that I've never seen that chick again and I'm glad because let the truth be told she wasn't worth it and even if she did offer up her pussy again I wouldn't take it. Believe me, it was that bad and thank goodness I fucked her with a condom because I found out that she had an STD later on. Chicks like that, or dude for women and those guys that like that shit, usually do. So to me the fact that I didn't have to burn my cock off is a sigh of relief. And just so you know, I did get tested and I didn't catch anything from her or any of the women that I have fucked. But that's another story for another time.


Anyway, a lousy fuck is not worth it. I mean I would rather not fuck at all than fuck some chick that's bad in bed. Those are the ones who think that their pussy is solid gold when in truth you would be better off fucking a dead fish than fucking a chick that's going to just lay there, you might get more action out of the dead fish. Bad sex is never a good fucking thing.


Like I said before I always opt in the favor of no sex at all if the only sex that I could get is bad sex. It's not worth the time if you're not in the cumshot oasis. So you're better off finding somebody that's going to fuck you right than having somebody that's going to have you trying to gnaw your own arm off in the morning.


Speaking of good sex, it's time for me to give Mrs. WANG the big sausage pizza. So until next time. Wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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