Apples and Oranges and Melons

Makes You Want To Healthy, Doesn't It?

I know what you're thinking my fellow pervs. You're thinking by that title about big tits and round asses. I can't blame you because we've all got a dirty mind. I mean just the saying apples, oranges, and melons could make any mother fucker think about wanting to fuck some hot chick. And fuck, who could blame you? I mean we all think about fucking about 24 hours of the fucking day, especially when we see some hot chick that give you a hard on that's about to explode.


I know that by the title that you are thinking that I'm talking about chicks with extreme asses and big tits, but I'm talking about the actual fucking fruits. I'm also pretty sure that you are scratching your head wondering why I'm talking about fruits but just read on and you'll see why I'm bringing up fruits, my fellow pervs.


Now, if there's one thing we all should know is that when you've got your own little naughty nymphos or at least tonight's girlfriend that's always ready to give you some top shelf pussy with a side of deep throat love, you've got to have some energy for that shit. I mean when you're going to get laid, you want to go all in and want to make sure that she's gonna squirt.


There's nothing more fucked up than having some chick ready to do a major 40oz bounce on your cock and not having the energy for that shit. It could be fucking embarrassing to burn out quick when you've still got a lot of fucking to do. I know how that shit is and I'm not ashamed to say that I've been there a few times myself. It's not a good fucking thing and it could have you feeling like a cuckold, which I'm sure that any one of us don't want to feel like. I know that I wouldn't.


That being said that's why you've got to make sure that you are eating the right shit that's going to give you the energy to lay down some serious hardcore fucking to some monster curves. To do that shit you've got to be ready and have the energy because you will find yourself getting worn out quick and that's something that you don't want to do when you've got some chick or even 2 chicks at the same time ready for some serious fucking. These chicks are not going to settle for some two pump chump. Sure they might not say anything for a little while but they would get tired of that shit and start looking somewhere else for a good fucking because they can't get that shit from you.


Fruits like apples, oranges and melons to say the least is a good source of energy for fucking. With all the vitamins you could get from them, you'll have all the energy you need when it comes to giving some chick the big sausage pizza. Plus, you'll be ready instantly for round two because fucking could take a lot out of you and you need to replenish yourself to get ready for round two, three, four and I think you get the picture. That being said you could see why it's fucking important for you to have fruits in your diet and don't forget the minerals too because they play a big part.


I'm pretty sure that you know that good fucking is the real workout and it's very important like any exercise that you do to have something there that will give you the energy to exercise, in this case sexercise.


And I know that you are saying that it's something coming from a man that loves to drink beer like I do but I have to tell you that, I don't just drink beer. I make sure that I always have a balanced meal. Sure I eat good food but I also make sure that I balance it out because it's healthy sex wise for me to do that and that's why when Mrs. WANG wants to get into flexible positions, I'm always ready to go because my dick gets hard when the wind blows and don't just go down when I blow my load. I owe it all to the fact that I include fruits and vegetables in my diet.


Now, I'm not saying that you have to quit drinking because you don't. What I am saying is that you've got to make sure that you are eating things that are going to keep you going. I'm pretty sure that you could agree with me on that.


I'm sure that another thing that you could agree with me about is that you don't like taking pills so that you could fuck like a pornstar, I know that I don't. I can't stand pills and I'm assuming that you don't like them either. I mean who wants to take a pill that you have to wait to work. I know I don't and I'm pretty fucking sure that you don't want to either. It's not worth it and that's why some guys don't really want to deal with that shit for that fact and the fact that pills usually have side effects. That shit in itself is scary. I mean you don't want to kill over while you're trying to fuck or some other shit like that.


So, you need a better way. Well, like I said a good balanced diet will do it for you. You could eat what you want but make sure that you include some fruits and vegetables because they will definitely make sure that you could fuck the shit out of your woman or even tonight's girlfriend. You wouldn't have to worry about using pills, or creams unless it's lube. Other than that you'll be ready to go and always be ready to go. You'll be so ready to go that you will be giving your woman or that woman you're fucking the screaming O over and over again.


So make sure that you include fruits and veggies in your diet. You'll be glad that you did and she'll damn sure be glad that you did.


Well, I've got to go. Until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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