Don't Strike Out at Picking Up

Let Rex Show You What NOT To Do When Trying to Pickup a Girl

The Rex-man was out on business on a Tuesday night at a restaurant next to the hotel I was staying at for work, just eating some nice chicken alfredo and enjoying a Safire and tonic. In comes a cute blonde who obviously had similar intentions - catch a drink and some dinner after a long day's work. Rex wasn't out to play, so I was chill and just minding my own business. In comes these two dudes in their 20s. They were young and for sake of illustration, I am going to call them Rico and Suave (yes, they were Latin, but they were no Latin Lovers).

Obviously, they weren't looking for their first drink, and they sat next to the woman and started talking with her. They had some of the worst lines I've ever heard, and within 20 minutes, the woman just started to laugh, and asked "What are you guys trying to do? Because if it was to pick me up, you failed miserably. In fact, take everything you did, write them down, and never do them again."

Let me share a little bit of what I heard, and what she said, and if you're guilty of any of the below, you should get used to playing the knuckle shuffle, because that is about the only action you are ever going to get again.

  • "Do not ask a girl in a hotel what her room number is." I could not believe this one myself. Rico asked a fine first question, "What is the hotel like?" Innocent, asks a leading question which would let the girl talk, and him listen. But it got better, and next thing you know, Suave is asking about which floor she is on and what room number.
     
  • "Do not touch me or my stuff when you do not know me." Simple advice. Women are conversational and some love the attention that comes from touch, but maybe you should be engaged in an actual conversation first before you start pawing her.
  • "After about 15 minutes, if I was not paying attention to you, maybe your lines didn't work. Fish or cut bait is my motto. I know within 5 minutes of talking with her if I am not picking up a girl. I cannot tell you that it is 100% sure that I am going to be tapping that ass within five minutes, but I can tell you if it is time to move on within that time.
     
  • "Maybe every other word doesn't have to be fuck." I get it, Rico wanted to prove what a man he was. Hell, two of Rex' favorite words are fuck and cunt... but there is a time and a place for everything. Meeting a woman you do not know for the first time, and dropping ten F-bombs within 15 minutes is probably not a great way to build a conversation. Unless she says the word first, try to be a gentleman.
     
  • "Do not sound disinterested in an answer just because you do not understand it." Rico started asking about what she was working on. When she replied a Market Initiation Plan, you could tell that Rico and Suave were lost, but instead of asking a question about what that is and means, dudes just said something epic like "Ok."
     

This all took place within 15 minutes of closing time. Rico and Suave didn't even ask for a drink, the woman was going to get her bill and move on, and since I was not going to be served thanks to the Latin lover-wannabes still hanging out, Rex decided to get his bill too. I noticed that the two dudes were still hanging around as if she was going to change her mind - so I decided to walk out when she did and asked her if she wouldn't mind some company.

Now, if this were 10 years ago and Mrs. Rex was not in the picture, this story may have a different ending. So before you think I'm going to state that she ended up riding the Rex Express to O-Town, I'll stop you right there. What I can tell you is that I spent the next 30 minutes with this woman, enjoying a nice cocktail and conversation. What I can tell you is that if I applied my own 5 minute rule, I was not going to cut bait on this woman.

What I can tell you is by the end of my 30 minutes with her, I knew what her name was, how old she was, where she grew up and now lived, what she did for work, that she was single, that she herself was a person who liked to touch others when she talked, that she had her nails done two days ago, that she had a dog she had to leave with her mother, that she enjoyed being told she was attractive and did not seem to think Rex was bad looking either, that she liked to laugh, and what a "Market Initiation Plan" was.

What skills do I have? Does Rex have six-pack abs? Does the bulge of my twelve-inch cock in my pants drive women wild? None of the above. I followed my own simple list of what not to do. Ready for them?

  • Do not make it all about you. Too many times people do not know what to ask a woman, so they talk too much about themselves. Conversation is a two way street and the best thing you can do is ask questions about them and let them do most of the talking. It'll lead to her asking questions to you as well. Ask follow up questions. If you ask her about her job and she replies, ask more about it, what she likes about it, what it entails, if she has fun with it or what challenges she faces. And ask follow up questions on the follow up questions.
  • Do not be a bore. You obviously have enough game to make the first move. But just being there and nodding to her is not enough. Have a sense of humor, and give more than a two word answer to what she tells you.
  • She should not be able to smell you from across the room. Whether that's B.O. or Cool Water Cologne, if a woman can smell you coming into a room and your scent lingers long after you are gone, then check your hygiene, and take it easy when bathing in your favorite cologne. And, if you own that cologne shaped like a grenade, kill yourself.
  • If you have just met her, she probably does not want your meat hooks on her - or her stuff. It is not good manners to pick up her phone or handbag, or put your hands on someone you just met. She will let you know when the time is right, you will see it in her body language or her eyes. From that point on, touch is important, but be smart. You may not be able to grab those titties within the first 30 minutes, but a nice hand on an arm now may lead to a hand on the back of her head while she sucks your cock, later.
  • Do not make your first comments a compliment. How many times has your first line been "You have nice eyes?" And how many times is that the last thing you say, other than "Bye?" Get a conversation going first, and make the compliment part of that conversation - subtle and off-hand.
  • Do not try too hard. You don't have to wait on her every word, overly impress her with your biceps in a t-shirt when it's 30 degrees outside, and you don't have to reply as if everything she says is the greatest things ever said. Just show natural interest, and not too much.
  • Listen more than you talk. You have two ears and one mouth. Listen twice as much as you talk, but spur conversation.

See, is that so difficult? Now don't get me wrong, there are exceptions to the rules above. Some girls are potty mouthed and saying fuck may get you fucked. Some are dumb as a stump, so you do not have to be Einstein to speak with them. Some girls are just out to fuck and it will not matter one bit what you say. But 99% of the time, what I say above will at least help your sorry ass get those panties off and get your dick in that ass.

Happy Hunting!

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