Fuck Friends

A Good Fuck Friend Is There When You Need Them!

I'm going to tell you my fellow pervs, there are some of us who might not be ready for a relationship or even don't want one either for the moment or maybe just don't want one at all. I mean there are mother fuckers out there that are not the relationship types. They would just rather have the hot mom next door come over for some tonight's girlfriend type shit. They are not into that being with one person shit for whatever their reason are and honestly you can't blame them, there might be a good reason for it or at least in their eyes.


And you can't really blame them about that shit. I mean with shit that's going on these days when it comes to relationships, you can't really blame a mother fucker if they don't want to be in something serious. It's like you don't what's out there waiting for you and you just want to bust that nut and keep it moving. You don't really want to be involved with somebody until you're fucking sure that it's the one that you want to be with.


On the other hand, you might just want somebody who you could fuck and don't have to worry about that shit. You might want somebody that you could go all anal in the Amazon with and not have to worry about other things out there. Something where there's no real feelings and that you could just both get together when you want to fuck and that's it.


And I have to be honest with you my fellow pervs, I've felt that way before I met my wife, Mrs. WANG. I didn't want to be tied down to some chick neither because I didn't want to go through the hurtful shit of having to deal with some chick that might not be interested in me for me but for the shit that I could do for them. I didn't want to go through the drama of having to deal with some chick that was fucking playing a role and wasn't really serious about shit. I was at that point where I just wanted to see where it went and if she was a cheating whore or some chick that I didn't want to be with, then I could say it was just a fuck thing nothing more.


I was careful about the shit though, at least most of the time. I didn't just go giving chicks the big fat creampie and if I did, I was very damn sure that they were taking some kind of birth control. I wasn't too much about getting a fucking kid with a chick that I wasn't sure that I wanted to be with. You could say that I was doing my fucking but I was doing my fucking smart.


The one thing about fuck friends that I've learned is that you've got to choose some mother fucker that's not trying to trap you. That could be hard to do sometimes because you never know if who you are doing the 40oz bounce with are so in love with getting the big sausage pizza or that top shelf pussy that they would do pretty much any fucking thing to keep getting that shit. You don't really know if that mother fucker is going to be a problem to you when all you wanted was a good fuck and nothing more.


That being said it could be hard choosing a fuck friend that's pretty much on the same level as you. That shit could be as worse as trying to find somebody to be in a relationship with sometimes. A mother fucker could show you some good shit at first but then you end up finding out some shit later that would make you wish that you didn't fuck with them in the first place. In other words, they could have you wishing that you wasn't trying to be a brother undercover with their ass because they turned out to be the kind of top notch bitches that you didn't expect them to be.


Things like that happen though because mother fuckers might not be honest about shit upfront and that right there could cause a lot of problems. I know that all of us would love to just get some deep throat love from chicks with big wet butts and there's nothing wrong with that but the fact of the matter is that when you're going to be a fuck friend, you have to be upfront about that shit. The last thing that you want to do is lie to get pussy because you might just end up getting something that you don't want and that's one crazy bitch. I'm not talking in a good way either, people don't like to be lead on.


One of the biggest problems that mother fuckers have is that they think that by leading somebody on for a fuck that it's a sure way to get laid but the fact of the matter that shit is further from the truth. If you want to just be fuck friends then you sure as hell better make that shit known and you better make sure that your potential fuck friend is on the same page about that shit. All of that shit needs to be clear from the start.


Having a fuck friend could be a good thing if both of you agree that's all you want to be. Maybe someday, you both might change your minds but the fact of the matter is that for right now, it's all about both of you having a cum fiesta when you want. It's all about fun and relieving some pressure and it shouldn't be any stress that goes along with that shit. I mean the whole purpose of you getting a fuck friend is so that you could have somebody to fuck with no strings attached. So it would be in your best interest to make that shit known from the start.


Like, I said before having a fuck friend could be a good thing. You just have to make sure that you are doing it right and doing it safely. Just remember that good shit and you'll be fine.


So, until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.


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