Fucking Responsibly

It Helps To Have Protection! Just Saying!

Let's be honest my fellow pervs, we all love to fuck and fucking is fun. I mean there's nothing wrong with wanting to do the 40oz bounce with somebody who you think is worth fucking. There's nothing wrong with that shit, fucking is a natural thing and people get fucking horny wanting the mother fucking release. It's a part of being human. That's not the problem though, the problem comes after the fuck is what could end up having somebody going through anal hell.


You see my fellow pervs, as much as we all would like to fuck everything that walks it's not really a good idea. I mean you can't just go around and fuck just anybody without thinking about the shit that comes after. I mean just because a mother fucker might look good doesn't exactly mean that they are good. They might just end up being your worst nightmare and it all started because you decided that you weren't going to use protection. It all started because you wanted some deep throat love and both wanted to blow some papa loads. Now, you find yourself cursing the heavens because you know that you fucked up.


Now, don't get me wrong, I’m not saying that you shouldn't fuck who you want to fuck. What I'm saying is that you have to fuck responsibly. I mean if you know that fucking without protection could end up having you going to the doctor after everything is said and done, then there's a big fucking problem there. I mean you can't just go around fucking random people especially without protection. That's a good way to have you with that itch you can't fucking get rid of to say the least.


And let's just say that a child end up coming from that shit. You end up giving or getting a big fat creampie and getting a child from a mother fucker that you had no idea of whether or not you want to actually fucking deal with for at least 18 years. Somebody you really don't fucking know but you've got a fucking baby by them and you've got yourself some fucking animosity going on until that child grows up, not to mention having to deal with child support and shit.


In saying that it reminds me of this guy that I knew once. He had gotten a baby from this chick and neither one of them knew the other one's real name. I mean how in the fuck could you end up getting a kid by somebody who you don't know their real name? I know that it's really fucking stupid but that shit does fucking happen. You do have people out there that have kids from mother fuckers that they don't really know.


It might sound like some shit that you'd see in one of these comedies that they make these days but the fact of the matter is that the shit does happen and happens a lot more than you think. As a matter of fact it happens too fucking much. One mother fucker is too much in my book but the fact of the matter is that it does happen and it's because mother fuckers choose to be top notch bitches instead of wrapping their shit the first time. No they choose to fuck without a condom.


Or maybe they did fuck with a condom the first time and the shit was just so good the first time and they wanted more and didn't have anymore condoms. Maybe it was so good that they forgot to pull out at the right time. Who knows but the fact of the matter is that they end up in some situation that they don't want to fucking be in. Now, they've got to deal with some chick for about 18 years because they didn't pull out and ended up giving them a big fat creampie.


The point I'm trying to make here is that every time you plan on fucking somebody, there's fucking risks to that shit. There's nothing out there that's 100% fail safe. I mean there are going to be some risks when you are fucking. The whole thing about it is that you've got to be ready for the chance that if you don't at least try to protect yourself, then shit is more likely to happen. That's just how shit is, but if you are really bent on going out there and fucking everything that walks, at least do that shit responsibly.


Well, that's all I've got to say. So until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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