They Have A Month Devoted To Handjobs

Happy Masturbation Month!

 

Oh yes my fellow pervs it is true, they have a month devoted to tug jobs and busty solos. I just found out this shit myself. The month of May is...wait for it...Masturbation Month. No bullshit. They have actually dubbed May as the month for jacking off and it has come as a fucking surprise to me because I didn't think that they had a month that celebrated something that most of us probably do all year. Now, they've got a month devoted to that shit.

 


I've always said that sex is good for your health. Even when you couldn't get some deep throat love or top notch pussy, jacking off at least every once in a while is good for you. Even your doctor would tell you that shit. I mean we have to have to bust that nut every once in a while to stay healthy because sexual habits could be good for you. I guess it's because it keeps your body from being backed up with all that cum.


Sure I know for some of us out there that have a hard time finding somebody to at least be tonight's girlfriend and shit, it could be pretty fucking embarrassing to say that you have to rub one off but then again, nobody has to know about what goes on inside your bedroom. You could do pretty much what you want to do and nobody has to know about that shit.


It should come as some comfort those of us who don't get laid as often as they want or that doesn't really get laid at all that there's a month that's devoted to jerking off. It's like I said before, there's nothing wrong with that. I mean there are some times when you have to take matters into your own hands. That's nothing to be embarrassed about and it's healthy for you no matter what a mother fucker says.


Just think about it, you can keep yourself healthy and enjoying yourself at the same time. I know that you might get tired of jacking off but the fact of the matter is that there is going to come a time when you do get laid and you don't want to be sick as a mother fucker when that shit comes up. So it would be in your best interest to play at least one round of yank my crank every once in a while.


Now I'm not saying that masturbating could replace actual fucking. What I'm trying to say is that you should take advantage of jacking off. If you want to know there's a lot more benefits to jacking off. Besides busting that nut for your health, you will also find that you would be able to last longer because you're building the strength up in it. So when you do find yourself getting some round and brown from the MILF next door, you could end up lasting a lot longer than you thought you would.


Believe it or not, you have to stay in training for that shit. The more you jack off, the more likely that you're going to be able to lay down some dangerous dong when you finally get ahold of some chick with monster curves ready to fuck. Your cock is a muscle and just like the other muscles in your body, you've got to give it the real workout and build the muscles up in it if you expect that shit to work when it’s time.


And jacking off is not just good for guys but it's good for women too, my fellow pervs. Women also have to keep their pussy ready to go as well. Why do you think that women have those toys? They already know that sex it's good for their health. I'm pretty sure that women make sure that they play with their pussy when they are not getting any. No wonder why they usually outlive men. They know the value of their health if you know what I mean.


It’s nothing for women to play with themselves and have dildos and/or some other sex toys to help them get off. I know my wife has a few goodies of her own, when she's in the mood and I'm not there but let it be known that my cock is the main one. She, just like every other woman, knows how good it is to at least masturbate even when you don't have sex. So don't let women fool you that they don't do that shit because they do. They just don't really say anything about that shit to us.


Anyway, it's good to jack off, masturbate or whatever you want to call that shit because either way you could benefit from it. Like I said before it could range from health to lasting longer and having better fucking sex. When you think about those things then it would be worth it. Even if you don't think about those things as being a good reason still celebrate the month wanking off anyway. Just a thought.


Well, I've got to go. So until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not, Happy Masturbation Month and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.


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