Don't Settle For Hamburger When You've Got Steak At Home

When You've Got This Waiting At Home, There's No Reason To Go Out For Dinner!

If there's one thing that I've always said, it's that you don't settle for hamburger when you've got steak at home. I know I'm not the only mother fucker that have said that but it's something that I've always been true to. It's something that I've learned from experience my fellow pervs. There's a big difference between having some top shelf pussy that you could get every night to some tonight's girlfriend type of shit where you find yourself trying to look for some other chicks to lay the big sausage pizza on.


It's pretty much like settling for a snack when you've got food at home. It's not going to be as filling as that meal that you get and good fucking is like a good meal, it fills you up. When you've already got that shit at home then you don't really have to go out for anything else. When you want to eat, how much sense does it make for you to go out for food when you've got a refrigerator and freezer full of food.


Now, I'm pretty sure that you know that I'm not talking about food my fellow pervs. I've got a good feeling that you've got at least part of an idea of what I'm saying. If you don't then what I'm trying to say is that if you've got something good at home, then you've got no reason to go out there looking for something else.


I know that I've learned from experience that you can't just go out there when you've got what you want at home. I mean what sense does it make going out to look for little naughty nymphos when you've got a pure mature one sitting right at home just waiting for you to put some shocking cock to her? To do that would be like going out for something that's already waiting for you and would be like fucking wasting money. You would be playing against yourself.


I've seen mother fuckers do that shit all the time. They are out there trying to get something that they've already got at home because either they're too much of a fucking fool to take advantage of it or they are not getting it at home. If the second one is the case then you've got to do something about that shit because it's not fucking right.


Believe it or not, what's wrong with our women half of the time is the fact that we are not putting their asses in flexible positions. Just think when they don't get to do the 40oz bounce on our cocks they are missing out on something too. They are craving that dangerous dong too and if you're not giving that to them then you are going to be beyond being in anal hell. You're going to be pushing them into doing one of two things either cheating or leaving your ass because you're too busy trying to the destroy that ass of somebody else.


That's one reason why I tell mother fuckers that it's not good to cheat. I mean you could end up losing a good thing because you're trying to play Captain Stabbin with other chicks. Sure you might get away with that shit for a little while but the fact of of the matter is that while you're out playing Mr. Chews Asian Beaver or Mr. Camel Toe with somebody else and they get tired of that shit, they are going to fucking leave.


Or maybe you do want them to fucking leave but you have a hard time trying to tell somebody that shit. Either way it would be fucked up because it's better for you to tell a mother fucker that you don't want to be with them than to be whoring with somebody else and they find out. I mean if you are going to be a whore or be with somebody else then you need to say that shit.


If you've got something good at home then you don't need to go out to look for it anywhere else. If you've got to look anywhere else then you've got a problem. If you've got that problem then you need to do something about it. Meaning you have to either stop trying to enter the hardcore with somebody else and work on straightening shit out or you're going to say you're going to leave and do it. One or the other has to happen and it's a lot better when you deal with it yourself than when you're forced to deal with it. I'm just saying.


Anyway, if you've got a good chick waiting for you at home, you don't have to worry about going to look anywhere else for pussy, when you've got it waiting for you at home. Just like me. I don't have to go looking to get pussy because Mrs. WANG gives me what I need and more as well as me laying down as much monster cock as she wants. It's something to think about my fellow pervs.


Well it's time for me to eat my breakfast, lunch and dinner, if you know what I mean. So until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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