World Gardening Day

A Hell Of A Way To Take A Break From Yard Work!

I know it might come as a shock to you my fellow pervs but I ran across something that I didn't even know and it's World Naked Gardening Day this first Saturday of May. I'm not making this shit up, it's actually a thing. I just found out about the shit today when I was looking at my news feed on Facebook. So being the mother fucker I am, I just had to look that shit up and let me tell you I was shocked at what I found out.


Apparently this was started back in 2005 by some nudest that was enjoying gardening with his wife, and came up with the concept of World Naked Gardening Day from that. So know, every year on the first Saturday in May, we have World Gardening Day. That's where you could pretty much do your gardening and yard work in the nude. So if you see your neighbor out cutting the grass in his birthday suit then you'll know what's going on.


And I'm pretty sure that you wouldn't want to see your neighbor out there doing yardwork or gardening in the nude unless your neighbor was one of the hottest MILFs ever. Other than that you might end up gagging and about to puke your guts out because you're watching gravity take it's course in a fucking alarming rate that would drive you fucking nuts. I'm pretty fucking sure that there are some people that might be taking part in the holiday that you wish wouldn't because their body looks like a bad accident.


Anyway, when you think about it, World Naked Gardening Day could have it's perks too. I mean what better way to show your, or see, asses in public than a day where you could do it without having to worry about being thrown in jail because you are doing your regular gardening chores in the nude? I think that would be some good shit because you and your woman could probably sneak and fuck outside like some service whores and I know that it would be right up your alley. I know that it would be up mine.


I know that we all would love to try some shit like that. I mean most of us mother fuckers love to try freaky shit anyway. I'm pretty sure that most of us have thought about fucking in the great outdoors. I know at least I have and with this you've got an excuse. I mean if somebody asks you what you're doing in your yard you could say that it's World Naked Gardening Day and you're observing the holiday. Sure the neighbors might call the cops but then again they might be filming you fuck. You never know or might not even fucking care. You would be too busy having your woman do the 40oz bounce on your big sausage pizza to give a fuck.


If you ask me, I think that shit is a good fucking idea. Just imagine doing your yard work in the nude. You and your woman could enjoy getting in some flexible positions outside on your breaks. Sure you would have to be careful around gardening tools and shit, I mean you wouldn't want to end up in the ER trying to explain to the doctors how you ended up in the hospital because you were taking part in World Naked Gardening Day when you ended up playing a round of no cum dodging allowed with your woman and got a hoe stuck up your ass or some shit like that.


I don't know about you but I think that it’s time that Mrs. WANG and myself starting celebrating World Naked Gardening Day every year. I mean it would be worth trying at least once. It would give us a good reason to fuck outside because she would be showing off her boobs and bottom while I could let my shlong hang out then we could fuck while we're taking a break from "working" in the yard. What better way to do your chores than having a good fuck in between? I can't think of any.


I'm pretty sure that if we could do that shit our women wouldn't have any problem having us do shit around the house. I mean who could resist being rewarded with some deep throat love and top shelf pussy when the incentive is fucking in the process. I can't think of a mother fucker out there that wouldn't be glad to do that shit.


Speaking of doing chores, I think that it's time that I celebrate the World Naked Gardening Holiday with Mrs. WANG. I'm pretty sure that she would love it. I know that I will besides the kids are home and the neighbors can't see us in the back yard. Well, until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not, Happy World Naked Gardening Day and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

 

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