She's Supposed To Suck It

That's The Result Of A Blowjob Well Done!

I was having a few beers with some friends at the watering hole when, one of them told me about a guy that they knew that had to go to the hospital after getting a blowjob from a chick. Apparently she took the term "blowjob" literally when she did more blowing than sucking sending the poor guy to the hospital with balls about the size of apples. Needless to say he was in a lot of pain and that's because a chick chose to blow more than she was sucking, which I'm sure was a very fucking embarrassing thing because how in the fuck do you explain to the doctor that you got blue balls from getting a blowjob?


Anyway, that gave me the idea for this shit that you're reading right now. I mean it makes you think about how some chicks don't know how to suck a cock. They might play around with that mother fucker but when it comes to having it done like it needs to be done or like how we want to have it done, some chicks have to learn. It's just like us guys eating pussy, we've got to get good at that shit.


What sucks about the whole thing, and I did mean to say that, is that the guy was simply looking to get his cock sucked and didn't expect that his wanting a hot chick to give him a good sucking off and not that he would end up in the hospital at the end of the night for doing that. I mean just thinking about the pain and the fucking embarrassment he had to go through is enough to make my own fucking nuts hurt.


I'm not sure what made the chick blow on his cock like a fucking balloon but she did and to be honest with you, I've never really heard about that shit happening. I mean I've heard of mother fuckers getting head from a chick that left their cocks sore because she was sucking every bit of com from them but nothing like this and that's why I had to say something about that shit.


We're always so quick to want a chick to suck us off that we don't really think of the fact that we are put in vulnerable position. We're allowing a chick access to our cock, one of the most vulnerable points on our body. One of the reasons that it's called our family jewels is the fact that it's a part of our manhood to fuck and that we shoot our load for that sexual release and to make babies. So I think it's pretty fucking safe to say that when we are allowing a chick to but her mouth down there that we are trusting her with something that's fucking sacred.


I'm pretty sure that all of us guys at one time has dealt with a chick that was an amateur when it came to sucking cock. I mean chicks don't just grow up learning how to suck a cock just like us guys don't grow up knowing how to eat pussy. It's something that has to be fucking learned. It doesn't just come to you as a premonition. It's not something you're born knowing, you may or may not acquire that shit as you get older.


Some don't learn how to do that shit because they start to gag at the fact of putting their mouths on somebody else's crotch. They think it's so nasty to put their mouths down there but I see shit this way if the streets are clean then there's nothing wrong with going downtown. If you want to pleasure your woman and you want her to pleasure you then don't be afraid to do that shit if they wash their ass.


The whole thing about being inexperienced is that you’ve got to gain experience. If a chick doesn't know anything about sucking a dick then she has to learn and you have to give her time to learn how to do that shit. You can't always expect a chick to know how to do a blowjob. Some chicks don't know what a blowjob is and when you've got a chick that doesn't know what giving you one means you're setting yourself up for a learning experience that could end up painful.


When you've got a chick that's never sucked a cock, she's not going to know what the fuck to do. She's probably going to kiss that mother fucker until she knows what the fuck to do. It's more than likely that she's not going to be one of those cum hungry cocksuckers. She's going to be shy about that shit until she feels comfortable taking your cock inside her mouth. And even then you've got to hope that she watches out with her teeth. I know I'm not the only one that had a chick's teeth scrape the head of his cock while she was sucking him off. That shit hurts believe me I know.


I know that I don't have to say that when a woman knows how to suck cock, it's a good fucking thing. I mean some chicks could suck a cock so fucking good that she'll having you cumming in her mouth before you even got the pussy. You've got to love a chick that could suck you off so good that you cum and are ready to fuck the shit out of her pussy and ass if she let's you.


Speaking of blowjobs, I'm thinking about letting Mrs. WANG give me some deep throat love. I think that I'm about due for that and some of her top shelf pussy. So until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.


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