Having Sex With Food

If You're Going To Have Sex With Food, This Is The Wrong Way To Do It!

Now, let me be clear right now, I'm not saying to go out and fuck the food you eat. What I'm saying is that you should consider adding food when you fuck. I mean just think about it, you get the best of both worlds. You get your food along with a good fucking that would have you sleeping like a baby when it's said and done. Plus, it's fun as fuck.


Anyway, there's something about when you’re fucking like horny Spanish flies and throw food in the mix that makes it a lot more fun. I mean if you're not much of a pussy eater, whipped cream or some other good food could help improve your tongue action. Just think of how much better you could get at eating pussy if you put something on it that you like to eat. I'm pretty sure you see where I'm going with that if you don't then don't worry, I'll lay it out for you.


Let's just say that you have a hard time trying to get your woman to do the 40oz bounce on your cock and she's not really feeling it. Instead of getting pissed of like a top notch bitch, you get creative. You go in the kitchen and get something like her favorite ice cream in a bowl and you sit next to her. Then you begin to feed her the ice cream and say something like, "it looks like it tastes good. Let me have a taste." Then you kiss her.


Now, I know that might sound cheesy and shit but you would be surprised at how that shit works. Then you put some ice cream on her neck, lick it off and start kissing on her neck. And then you start working your way down with the ice cream putting it on her nipples and doing the same thing. Before long you will find yourselves getting in flexible positions you might be a little messy when you get done but believe me it would be worth it.


There's nothing like using food to have you and your woman feeling new sensations. I'm pretty sure that any woman would get turned on by the fact that their man or woman is using food and their mouths as a way to turn them on. I mean I'm pretty sure that you know how good it feels to get blowjobs and shit especially when they are doing that shit so good that it makes you want to shoot your load all over the place. Now, you have to think about the fact that if it turns you on so much then what do you think that it would do for your woman? It doesn't take much guess work there does it? I'm sure it doesn't.


Food could be very sexy. I mean when somebody's feeding you something, rubbing food on you and kissing you while they do it is fucking hot. I know that I've thought about doing that shit with my wife, Mrs. WANG. I'm pretty sure that would be some good shit to try. Sure, I've tried that shit before and that's why I know that shit is a pretty good thing but there's something when you get to do that with your woman that's even more sexy.


You could have your woman climbing the walls by rubbing food on her and eating it off her. Women are very fucking sensitive to the touch, and if even when they aren't, touching them and kissing them in the right places could have them jumping your big sausage pizza without hesitation. Them getting a little messy in the process is not a big of a deal when you're giving them a reason to want to enter the hardcore with your ass. They won't mind being in the cumshot oasis as long as you give them a good mother fucking reason to do that shit.


I don't think there's a woman out there that wouldn't love to have some food rubbed on them and eaten off them by their man or woman. Like I said it feels pretty fucking good when somebody's putting their mouths all over your body and making you feel so fucking good that you can't help but to bust that nut. I don't care what anybody says, when my wife start kissing, licking and sucking me, she makes me want to fuck the shit out of her that much more. It makes me more inclined to want to lay some dangerous dong to her wet and puffy pussy. So just think about how she would feel if you were doing the same thing.


I know I'm definitely going to start adding food to when I fuck my wife because I just love the way she gets when I start from her lips and work my way down to her pussy. I make sure that I do my damnedest to make sure that she'll make me want to go Mr. Camel Toe when I'm done doing the power munch on her pussy. I make sure that I do it so good that she ends up turning into one of those cum hungry cocksuckers that will not only suck a cock so good that you will blow your load but she would be ready for a round of some no holds barred cum fu.


Sure you might have to clean up a mess when you're done but I'm pretty sure that you will agree that getting a good fuck out of it is worth the mess. At least I think so, I mean I wouldn't mind cleaning up some food that we were using to have some badass sex. I'm pretty sure that when me and my wife was done though that we wouldn't have anything to clean up because we both would make sure that every morsel of food that we would be using wouldn't go to waste and that nothing would be left over. Besides we would need the energy.


Anyway, when you think about the benefits of using food when you fuck it's more of an incentive to try it. I mean you get the best of both worlds right? So what could be more better? I can't think of anything else that could and I'm pretty sure that trying it would be some good shit that's why I've got to do that shit with my wife.


As a matter of fact, I think I'll do that shit now. It's about time to get something to eat. So until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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