The Headache Medicine

One Hell Of A Way To Get Rid Of A Headache!

If there's one thing I hate getting my fellow pervs, it's a migraine headache. I'm pretty sure that you feel the same way too. I mean that shit has you where you feel like somebody hit you in the face with a baseball bat. We all have been reaching for the aspirin, or some remedy, one time or another. I know that I find myself doing that but did you know that getting into some flexible positions could help get rid of a fucking headache too? Well, at least busting that nut does. In other words headache relief is only a jizz bomb away.


Not too many people know but fucking or even masturbation was used to treat people for migraines. I know this shit would just make you blow your load out of your bigger head but there was one time when doctors actually prescribed masturbation or even sex to women that was experiencing migraine headaches. I know that shit sounds like something out of a porn but that shit about doctors prescribing having a screaming O to get rid of a headache is very true.


I'm pretty sure that they did some kind of study that showed that fucking was a great way to relieve a headache. I don't know about you but I could see how being in the cumshot oasis could be a good way to knock out an annoying migraine headache. Being somebody that goes through that shit with migraines myself, I know that when one attacks it knocks me on my ass and all I'm looking for is relief. If you've ever had a migraine you know how that shit could be, so I don't think that I really have to tell you.


But for those of you that don't know what it is to feel like somebody is constantly slapping the shit out of you with a baseball bat with nails in it, let me tell you. Having a migraine is one of the worst fucking headaches that you could have. On top of the pain, it could feel like your heart is beating in your head. Now couple that along with the fact that just about every bit of light whether direct or not could have you squinting or closing your eyes because of the fact that when you have a fucking migraine, lights make them hurt even worse, you are up shit's creek without a paddle.


Oh and did I mention that sounds also have you cowering like a gagging whore? Yeah, it actually does. Your hearing becomes so sensitive you could hear an ant fart and even that could seem like somebody's blasting that shit over a stereo directly in your ear. Needless to fucking say that it's not a good fucking thing.


Anyway, there's a lot of medicines out there that people could take for migraines. Some of them you could buy over the counter and some of them you have to get prescription. But everybody's not a big fan of taking pills for anything. I know that I'm not a big fan of pills, as a matter of fact I hate pills, to be honest with you.


There's an alternative though that I just learned about myself and I have to say that I'm more than willing to try it, just as I'm pretty fucking sure that you would be willing to try it too when I tell you about it. Ready? Here goes. The next time you have a migraine try fucking or jacking off.


Yes, you heard me right my fellow pervs. I was reading up on alternatives to taking pills and the history of migraines when I found out that years ago, doctors used to prescribe sex as a means of getting rid of migraines for women. I know that you are shocked and I have to admit that it shocked the shit out of me. I couldn't believe that back in the day doctors used to prescribe a chick to have a busty solo or even do the 40 oz bounce as a means for treating migraines but apparently that's what they did.


When I heard about that shit it started me to thinking that maybe I should try that shit the next time I got a migraine. I mean like I said before, I don't like pills plus when anybody says something to me that includes having a good fuck, I think that it's worth looking into. Don't you think so?


Anyway, it wasn't too soon after I read that shit that I happened to end up with the migraine from anal hell. So I decided it would be a good time to put that knowledge to use. It just so happens that Mrs. WANG was nearby at the time and we were the only ones home. She came to bring me my pills when I told her that I wanted to try something new. She was skeptical at first because fucking sounds like a weird way to get rid of a migraine headache but she was willing to give it a try.


Needless to say that we fucked and a good one at that. By the time I bust that nut, I was feeling all better. I mean it was almost like the headache had vanished just as quick as it came. Now, I'm not saying that you should do some shit like that in lieu of taking your doctor's advice but I am saying that it's something that you might want to do some looking into. I know one thing it worked for me that day.


Well, I've got to go. I feel another one coming on. Not really, I just want to fuck Mrs. WANG. Nobody's here and we're taking advantage of that shit. So until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.


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