New York Pimp

Makes You Want to be Pimp for a Day, Huh?

When dealing with our woman, tonight's girlfriend or whatever, we all like to smell good. I'm pretty sure there's not a mother fucker out there that doesn't want to smell good when dealing with somebody of the opposite sex, or even the general public for that matter. So I think that it's safe to say that nobody wants to go around smelling like a dirty pussy or sweaty ballsack. That's an odor that could put anybody off and even lower your chances of getting into some flexible positions later.


It's for these purposes that we have things to make us smell good because it could be pretty fucking embarrassing to be the one that smells bad. That’s one fucking reputation that I'm pretty sure that a lot of us do our best to avoid on a daily basis. Sometimes though, we could take that shit overboard.


Anyway, what brought this shit up about smells is something that happened with my son the other day. You see, there's this girl at school that he wanted to impress. Oh yes my fellow pervs, he's gotten to that age where he's discovered girls. We've all been through that shit. I know that we all remember that first time when we started to notice girls and not see them as cootie carriers. Oh, those were the good old days.


Well, our son started wearing cologne. Now, as you may already know there's an art that goes along with putting on cologne, or perfume. The rule is that you want to put on just enough to smell good, not too much or not too little. Needless to say that kids when they are at that age don't really know what we know about that and they are so bent on making an impression that they could have you to the point where you want to fucking cut your nose off.


We had a talk to our son about the shit and he's gotten better about it.


Anyway, it made me think about how many mother fuckers out there still do that shit. I'm pretty sure that you know them. They are the ones that you could smell coming from a mile away. They tend to overdo it with the cologne or perfume and would have you thinking things about them that might not be true at all. I'm pretty sure that you've heard what people say about people with loud cologne or perfume. If you don't then let me lay it out for you then.


You see, there was a saying that people who had the strong, overpowering smell of cologne was either a pimp or a whore. The reason for this is that a lot of time whores didn't have the time to take a shower after turning a trick. So instead they would try to cover up the smell of sex with perfume or cologne. Sometimes it would be so overpowering that you would find yourself trying to stay the fuck away from them better or less try to get a fuck.


In saying that it takes me back to when I was in the military. I remember a friend of mine telling me one time that I smelled like a New York Pimp. I thought it was a compliment but I guess he was trying to tell me that my cologne was too strong or didn't smell manly enough. I don't know for certain but it did make me start to thinking more into what kind of cologne and how much of it I should wear when I was going out.


Sure we all like to smell good and we would like that smell to stand out but the fact of the matter is that people also rely on smell too. I mean how many times have you smelled somebody and thought damn they smell good or damn they smell like ass? I’m pretty sure that you've had to deal with that shit on a daily basis. I know I've come across some mother fuckers that smelled like they took a bath in their perfume or cologne. Yeah, we want everybody to notice but at the same time we don't want people to feel like they've got to put on a gas mask every time they are around us.


That's why how much cologne you wear as well as what kind of cologne you wear is very important. What we fail to realize is that women have a strong sense of smell a lot stronger than us guys do. So putting off too strong a smell when coming in contact with a chick is not a fucking option. You have to make sure that you have her wanting to go XXX at work on your cock not have her gagging every time she gets close to you.


Just like I told my son, spray two short bursts on the front of your neck and rub it in. The reason why I say this is because the front of your neck gives off a lot of heat. Heat brings out the smell of anything, so that means that you don't have to use much cologne. By doing that it will eliminate the need for putting on too much cologne and eliminate the chances that chicks will need a gas mask just to get next to you.


Another place that's good to apply cologne is on your shoulders near your neck. That's another place that puts off a lot of heat and it lets the cologne come off smelling good and that's what you want. You always want your cologne to come off as strong enough but smelling good at the same time. You want a woman to smell it when she gets close to you, not smell you from across the room. I think a lot of people forget that shit when putting on cologne.


Plus, a good thing to limiting the amount that you put on is that you could keep it for a long period of time. It's not good when you run out of cologne a lot faster than you are supposed to. I mean some cologne cost a lot of money and using like you're taking a bath in it is not a good idea if you don't want to find yourself spending hundreds and hundreds of dollars replacing that shit every week. So be sure to use just enough.


Well, I've got to go. Until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not, watch that cologne and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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