Morning Phone Sex

What A Way To Start The Day!

I'm pretty sure that all of us would like to wake up in the morning to an award winning blowjob and some top shelf pussy but that's not the case all the time. Sometimes you end up waking up by yourself with a fucking huge hard on that needs that release. We might not want to admit to that shit but all of us horny mother fuckers have that time when busting a good nut would be a hell of a start to the day.


We might not have some bad ass chick laying beside us with some monster curves that we could just turn over and an lay some pipe to their extreme asses. So we pretty much have to take that shit in our own hands.


A lot of us don't like to wake up in the morning. Just thinking about the shit that we have to do when we wake up is enough to keep us in the bed in the morning. I mean we've all got some hit that we don't want to fucking deal with and we would rather be sleeping dreaming about a hot, wet babe doing the 40oz bounce on our cocks. We find ourselves laying in the bed trying to find reasons to get the fuck up.


I've been there before and honestly that shit is like being on the worst side of hell. You find yourself trying to negotiate with yourself about why you should get the fuck up. Sure you've got a lot of shit to do, everybody does. I mean it's not like we all lay around in bed trying to figure out what the fuck should we do today. We already know what we've got to do, we just might not be too happy about what we've got to do. I'm pretty sure that most of us would like to fucking sleep the shit away but we know that shit is not going to happen.


A good way to start to day is getting off that good nut before you start your day but you might not have somebody to do that with laying beside you. So it would further make you want to just stay in the fucking bed because you would rather be giving some chick the big sausage pizza than dealing with the shit that you've got to get up and deal with.


I feel you on that my fellow pervs. I mean we all go through some shit that makes us want to just stay sleeping. I know that I've been there a lot of times. I found myself awake with a fucking hard on pissed off because there wasn't an all access to pussy laying right beside me wet and ready to be fucked before I started my day. That shit could be fucking frustrating and have you pissed off during the fucking day. I'm pretty sure that you've ran across that mother fucker that seems to always be pissed off. Now you have an idea why that shit is.


Anyway, it's not that fucking easy. I mean there are times when we can't just have a hot woman laying on the side of us in the morning but we still need that release. I'm pretty sure you know what the fuck I'm talking about but we might not just have a chick on hand to just wake us up in the morning with a good blowjob and fuck. So we have to improvise and what better way to improvise than with some good morning phone sex?


If you're old enough, you know about those wake up phone call services that they used to have. If you don't those were the type of services that made sure that you got up in the morning. You would just tell them what time you wanted to get up and they would give you that wake up call. They were some persistent mother fuckers too. They would keep calling until you got your ass up out of bed. I'm pretty sure the mother fucker that came up with that idea made a lot of money.


What I was thinking though is the same thing but I'm pretty sure that it would be a lot more successful. I was thinking about a phone wake up service that gave you phone sex to get you up. I know that that shit would make some good money, especially with single horny mother fuckers that are looking for a good thrill early in the fucking morning. What better way to wake up if you don't have a chick readily waiting to fuck than having somebody on the other end of the call willing to have phone sex with you? I don't know about you but I think that's a good fucking idea.


Just think about that shit for a minute. You have a hard time getting up out of bed in the morning and you have some chick calling you to wake you up to have phone sex with you. I mean that shit would be a good way to start the day. Sure they might not taking your massive cock to all three holes but you could get off in the mornings having some hot chick talk dirty to you.


It takes me back to when I was dating Mrs. WANG before we got married. We were in a long distance relationship and she decided one day to give me a wake up phone call. She was talking really freaky to me and I couldn't help but to wake the fuck up. Needless to say that we both got off from that phone call and I ended up having some good days behind that shit. I mean the way that we were talking it was like we were right there with each other. There's just something about phone sex that would make anybody blow their load.


Honestly, I think that it's some good shit to get off to in the mornings. Hearing a sexy voice on the other end of the phone, telling you all those dirty things and moaning. That's a good way to wake up when you're away from your woman. I know that Mrs. WANG makes sure that no matter if we're together or away from each other, that I get off in the mornings when I wake up.


That's some good shit to do with your woman when you're away from them. Don't you agree?


Well, I've got to go. Until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.


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