The Pussy Whisperer

It's Important to Talk to the Pussy!

I'm pretty sure there's not a guy, or even chick, out there that wishes they just had the power to just say a few words that would make any chick's clothes fall off and automatically want to do the 40oz bounce. I mean we always see chicks that are so fucking hot that we want to just fuck them right there and don't care if anybody was watching, especially if you're a single guy who's not ready to settle down yet and just looking for tonight's girlfriend. We would just love to get a chick to drop her panties at our whim and be willing to fuck like a pornstar.


Who could blame them? I mean we all run into some chick that makes us get a hard on when the wind blows. We want to fuck them and pretty much ready to do what it takes to make that shit happen. So, we start thinking of what we could do or say that would make them have a self desire to wanna fuck us too. I mean it's not like we could just walk up to a woman and say, "you wanna fuck for cash?" For one, we might not be millionaires who could pay for that shit and make it worth her while for the fuck. And two, it might not be a good idea to say some shit like that because a woman might just take offense to the fact that you think that she'll just give up the pussy if the price is right.


Even if a woman is the type that money talks, she might not take kindly to somebody thinking that she will just fuck them because they'd pay for it. I know you might be saying they shouldn't give a fuck as long as they are getting paid for it but the fact of the matter is that nobody likes to be treated like they are just simple fucks, that includes prostitutes. Sure they want to make the money but honestly, they want to be sure that they are going to be safe and if they get the slightest hint that a guy is not going to be safe for them to fuck with, they are not going to fuck with him.


Most women, like to be treated with respect. If there's one thing that will draw a woman to you and increase your chances of laying the big sausage pizza to her is how you treat her. If you treat her the wrong way not only will you not get the pussy, you might just end up in a situation that you don't want to be in.


One of the biggest mistakes guys make when trying to fuck a woman is assuming that if they treat her like shit then she'll pretty much do what the fuck they want. That shit is not true, especially these days. The worst thing you could do is try to break a woman down so she could fuck you. I don't give a fuck what anybody says, it's never a good idea to make a woman think that she's beneath you if you want her to get on top of you riding your cock at the end of the night. Putting a woman down will only get you one of two things, either you'll get no pussy or if you do get pussy, it'll be pussy that you don’t want.


Another mistake that guys make is trying to be something that they are not. If I've said it once, I've said it twice, never try to be something you are not with a woman. Sure it's a good thing to make a first impression but lying is not the way to do that shit. I mean one of the worst things that you could do is lie to a woman to get pussy. If you don't believe me, ask some of those mother fuckers with baby momma's that they wished they didn't fuck, they’ll tell you that not only do they wish that they didn't fuck that chick but they'd also say they wished they didn't lie to her to get the pussy.


Let's face it, all of us guys would like to be the "Pussy Whisperer", that mother fucker who could just talk a woman into their bedroom, out of her clothes and on their cocks. I don't think there's a man out there who wouldn't just love to be that suave mother fucker that could get MILFs in heat and make women into horny birds. We all want to be like that whether we want to admit it or not. We've seen mother fuckers like that in action and we wanted to be like them. I'm pretty sure that we all know somebody who's so smooth that they could fuck any woman they set their minds to.


I was that mother fucker who could get pretty much any chick I wanted to fuck. I was that guy that was known for doing that shit. A lot of times people would wonder how I was able to get a woman that I just met to want to fuck me before the night was over with. They were wondering what kind of tricks did I use to get these hot chicks to want to fuck me giving up their top shelf pussy. They figured I had to be doing something special because it seemed like I was like some kind of a pimp.


As a matter of fact, two of my given nicknames were "pimp daddy" and "the pussy whisperer," because I had a knack for getting women to wanna fuck me. There was no woman out there that I wasn't able to fuck if I wanted to and not too many women that I just met that wouldn't want to fuck me. I wasn't paying these chicks, or no shit like that, they just ended up liking me and being attracted to me enough to want to fuck.


Everybody thought that I had some secret to getting these hot chicks to go out on dates with me and even fuck, when I didn't. There was no secret that I knew to getting hot chicks to go to bed with me. There were no tricks or money involved, even though I might have paid for pussy once or twice. I was just appealing to these women and that was what attracted them to me and having them wanting to fuck me.


Now, if you believe there's a secret that any guy holds that make women want to fuck them, go ahead. I mean you could go out there and pay for these "classes" that so called players or pimps are offering that are supposed to teach you how to be the kind of guy who just could just fuck any woman they want. I'm sure they'll be glad to show you the tricks of getting any woman to fuck you. They'll turn you into the casanova who could just get any woman to go to bed with you or at least that's what they claim.


As for me, I think it's just a waste of money because that shit is implying that there's some secret to fucking the chick that you want to fuck, when the answer to fucking any woman you want is as simple as the nose on your face. In other words, there's no fucking secret or secrets, so don't waste your money making some guy rich who really doesn't give a fuck about you getting laid. They are only in it for the money and their methods are bullshit. I'll even tell them that shit to their faces.


I had a friend sign up for one of those classes. The guy teaching the "class" was a guy that was known for getting any chick to fuck him. This guy even "guaranteed" that his methods would work but in the fine print, it said something different. Needless to say that the class didn't help my friend and he didn't end up getting laid by the women he wanted to fuck. As a matter of fact, he got more drinks thrown in his face than any guy I know. Chicks threw drinks in his face so much, he probably would have been the record holder for somebody who had the most drinks thrown on them, if there was a record.


His skills with getting some round mound of ass was very bad. Trying all the shit that he learned in those classes never got him laid. He had more women walk away from him than he did ever before and the reason was that he was trying to be something that he's not. I felt bad when I would go out with him and I would end up meeting some chick that was ready to either go home with me or take me to her place, while he sat lonely hoping that some chick would take pity on him and fuck him.


Now, I don't have to tell you that the worst fuck that you could get is from somebody who takes sympathy on you. I've had that happen to me before and let me tell you, the sex wasn't good at all. As a matter of fact, it was boring as fuck. It was so bad in fact that I didn't even bust that nut, I got up in the middle of that shit and walked the fuck out. It wasn't good for me and I'm pretty sure it wasn't good for her. The reason for this is that it was a pity fuck and nobody, I repeat, nobody wants a pity fuck, you'd have better excitement using your hand.


One day, I had a talk with my friend about his women problems and let him know what his problems with women were. I told him to forget all that shit that he learned from that class. I spent at least an hour convincing him that the bullshit that guy taught him was not going to work, especially on the women he was trying to fuck. All that crap was "guaranteed" to do is make sure that he never gets pussy and if by some luck some chick did decide to give up the pussy, he wasn't going to like it.


I'm going to tell you the truth that most mother fuckers don't tell you when it comes to getting to fuck the woman you want. Here goes, just be yourself. That's right my fellow pervs, just be yourself, give a woman respect, have a good honest conversation and you'll get laid, that’s pretty much it. I mean there's no trick or no secret, to getting a woman to want to fuck you. All it takes is just being honest and that's pretty much it.


The truth is that a woman like to be treated like a person. More than likely she already knows that you want to enter the hardcore with her. She probably wants to do the same thing too but she doesn't want to feel like she’s making the biggest mistake of her life by fucking you. When it comes to sex, no matter what anybody says, women think about sex just as much as men do. The only difference is that they might not be obvious about the fact that they would like to have shocking cocks in between their legs giving them the screaming O.


The problem with what my friend learned in that "class" is something that has been used on women for a long time. An experienced woman is not going to fall for that shit. If you try that shit that they teach in those "classes" then they are going to see through that shit and they'll pretty much mark you off as being the one that they don't want to waste their time even thinking about fucking you. They would rather have you get away from them.


The reason is that they've already been through that shit with some guy who took one of these classes or they encountered some guy that was so much of an asshole that he pretty much left them with a bad taste in their mouths. The last thing they would want is to meet another mother fucker like that, even if it's for a one night stand. When a woman fucks somebody, she wants to be sure that it's worth her time.


What made me able to fuck the women I wanted was the fact that I wasn't trying to push myself on them or try some fucking "foolproof" trick to get them to go to bed with me. I was able to get the point across that I wanted to fuck them without making them seem like some cheap whore. I didn't use any tricks to do that. All I did was just be honest with them but did it in a respectful way. I just talked to them like a normal person. I was able to get them to relax around me because I wasn't treating them like some guys like treat them. I didn't treat them like they were supposed to fuck me, and that's what a lot of guys do.


If you've ever got the chance to talk to a woman, one of the biggest things that turn them off about a guy when a guy treats a woman like she's just supposed to fuck them. No chick likes a guy who makes them feel like they have some kind of obligation to fuck them and that's something that guys tend to do. They feel that because they are attracted to a woman, she's just supposed to fuck them and that shit is further from the truth.


Just because a woman wants to fuck, doesn't mean that she's obligated to fuck you. If you think that shit then and act like that when you meet a woman, you're not going to get laid. More than likely you're always going to have a hard time getting laid because no chick is going to be willing to fuck some guy that feels like he's entitled to it. Maybe they would if they are desperate and the guy just happens to be in the right place at the right time. Other than that a chick is not going to want to fuck you with that attitude because more than likely she's been through that before and more than likely, she doesn't want to go through that shit again.


What a lot of guys don't realize is that a woman makes her mind up about whether she wants to fuck a guy, or woman in some cases, depending on how they treat them and how comfortable they feel about the thought of fucking them. So that means being an asshole to them or being fake to them is not going to cut it. If you want to have chance of a chick having a wet and puffy pussy for you ready to fuck, she's got to feel that fucking you is worth her time.


Whether you want to believe it or not, just because a woman maybe looking for a relationship doesn't mean that she's not into having a one night stand. She might be alright with that shit if she feels comfortable enough with somebody to actually fucking do it. It doesn't mean that you have to lie to her about wanting to be in a relationship when you know that the only thing on your mind is just a fuck. She might just be content with having a one night stand, so you don't have to lie to her to get her to fuck you.


Like I said before, the reason why I never had a problem getting pussy was because I was just being myself. I didn't treat a chick like she had to fuck me, I just put myself out there and let her decide for herself. I didn't try to make her fuck me, I was just honest about shit, treated her with respect and made her feel comfortable around me to the point where she wanted to fuck me, even if it was a one night stand. And to answer your question, yes some of them were looking for a relationship, when I wasn't looking for one but I was honest about not wanting a relationship with them and how much I would like to fuck them.


I wasn't cocky about shit like most mother fuckers, I was confident about my intentions but at the same time, I was letting them know that even though I wanted to fuck them, they had the choice of deciding whether or not they wanted to do it. If there's one thing that I always say it's that people are going to decide whether or not they deal with you, if you give them a good reason, they will, if you give them a bad reason they won't. That shit served me for a long time now I'm passing that on to you.


The truth is that if you want to be "the pussy whisper", you've got to give a woman a chance to get to know you and like you. When you do that, then more than likely that she'll give up the pussy to you because she knows what she's dealing with. You're most likely to get a woman to fuck you when she knows what she's dealing with and she feels comfortable enough around you that she will fuck you.


You don't have to trick a woman into fucking you because if she feels good around you, she'll have no problem giving up the pussy. Everybody needs that release, I don't care who they are. The only thing about it is that they want it to be with somebody that's worth their time. If they don't feel that way, there's no chance in hell that you are going to get them to fuck you. It's better that you just forget trying to trick them into doing that shit. Let them get to know you and let them get the chance to relax around you. When you do that a woman will fuck you and what happens after then will be left up to the both of you.


The point is that you both have to be honest with each other, and feel relaxed around each other. When that shit happens, more than likely you will fuck, even if it's a one night stand. Be confident about who you are, be honest, treat her with respect, have a good conversation with her and before you know it, you'll both be fucking each other's brains out before it's said and done.


Another plus to that shit that has the possibility of happening is that you become fuck friends. You know what that means, you both could fuck as much as you want to without having to get into a relationship with each other if you don't want. So not only will you get pussy that one night, you have an option of getting the pussy anytime you want and what's good is that you don't have to worry about getting into a relationship, if that's not what you're looking for. I enjoyed those times and let me tell you that it wasn't because of some mother fucking "class" teaching me that shit. It's something that I learned on my own.


So don't waste your money on that shit. Get out there, be yourself, be respectful, be honest, be confident in yourself, and get that pussy. Those things are easy to follow and it's a sure thing that you'll get pussy. The only way that you can't get pussy from that is if you're an asshole trying to pull some kind of trick or be somebody you're not. Otherwise you'll get pussy from those chicks that you want to fuck and possibly you might end up getting 2 chicks at the same time like I was.


I know that shit might be hard to do at first but when you see that being totally honest and treating a woman with respect will get you pussy, I'm pretty sure that it will come natural to your ass after a while. Remember, women like to get laid just as much as men do, they just love to get laid by a guy that's worth their time. That means that they are looking for a guy that they could feel comfortable around, that’s honest, not an asshole and worth fucking. If you remember those things, you'll have no problem getting some chick's pussy wet to fuck you.


So now that you know there's no secret and what it takes to get a woman to want to fuck you as much as you want to fuck her. Make sure you use that and I'm pretty sure that when your fuck is over both of you will be satisfied and if you might be thinking about a relationship later on, you just opened up the opportunity for that because you didn't follow some trick some mother fucker was trying to teach you.


Well, I've got to go. Wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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