Your Ex is Your Ex for a Reason

More Than Likely This is the Picture that caused Her to be an Ex!

I find it funny that a mother fucker would go back to their Ex after they broke up with their ass. It's pretty much like escaping from anal hell and volunteering to go back again. I mean why in the fuck would you want to go back to some shit that you were so happy to get the fuck out of? Honestly, I don't know what's in a mother fucker's mind that would make them think that shit is going to be different when they go back but for some reason they do.


What I do know is that there are some mother fuckers who end up going back to their ex. I guess it's that they feel more comfortable going back into some shit that they already know. I mean it's probably a lot more easier dealing with somebody that you know is a gagging whore than to deal with some mother fucker that you only know enough for them to be tonight's girlfriend or some shit like that. At least with an ex, you already know what to expect.


Dealing with somebody new there are just some things that you are not going to know about them and that shit could make you uncomfortable, especially when you just got out of a relationship. I think that there's just a place in our minds where we feel like we are going to do worse than what we was before, so we might figure that we are better off with the bullshit that we already know and are used to, than dealing with some new shit that we know nothing about.


We don't consider the fucking fact that we broke up with their ass for a reason. I guess that some of us tend to forget that we broke up with the mother fucker because we couldn't stand being with their ass anymore. I'm pretty sure that mother fuckers don't think about that shit when they crawl back to their ex or maybe they do. One thing's for sure they always make the mistake of thinking that shit will be different and that's how they end up getting caught up.


Or maybe it's not that it's some shit that they are used to that draws them back to their ex. More than likely it might be the fact that they are horny. I'm pretty sure that a lot of us has been in that situation where we were horny and even though, we didn't want to go back to our ex, we knew that doing the 40oz bounce with them would be a sure thing. I mean it would be easy to get a good fuck going with your ex because you pretty much had a fucking idea of what would get them going. You didn't have to wonder about if your would say the wrong shit or not. All you had to do was say or do the right shit and you're in. No fuss, no muss.


Honestly, I know the feeling. I mean I have been in the situation, at least once before, where I went back to my ex. I knew that shit was a bad idea at the time but the fact of the matter was that I was alone and horny. Those two things right there would be enough to send you back into your exes arms even though you know that shit is a bad idea.


Being horny and lonely is a mother fucker that could do one or two things. It could have you running back into the arms of your ex or it could have you in the arms of another mother fucker that would do you wrong, depending on how you feel about the shit. Either way, the shit is not good and pretty much sucks ass.


Let's look at the running your ass into somebody else arms shit. Unless you're a lucky mother fucker, you'll more than likely end up finding somebody just as bad or a hell of a lot worse. That's why it's not a good idea to just jump into a new relationship when your just got out of one because you might find the same kind of mother fucker that you were trying to get the fuck away from.


But anyway, the whole going back to your ex shit is just as worse, if not worse as that other shit. I mean these mother fuckers either brought you to the point where you didn't want to be with their ass anymore, or they broke up with you. Either way, you broke up for a good reason and going back to a mother fucker that you broke up with, is not a good idea. It's actually the worst fucking thing that you could do.


The shit that happened between you before will not change all it does is get worse. Sure it might start off good but before you know it you’ll find yourself remembering all the shit that you went through the first time around because they are going to be acting a whole lot worse than the first time. You’ll find yourself wondering what the fuck were you thinking getting back with them anyway. That’s why I say it’s better to fuck them when you get horny and leave their ass alone.


I know that's some heartless shit to say but we all get horny. When that shit happens, we're always looking for a sure thing. Now if you know that your ex is one of those naughty little nymphos, then setting up a fuck date with them might not be a bad idea, if they are not the psycho type or they don't have anybody else. There's nothing wrong with having a substitute, when you're horny. Otherwise, it's better that when you leave them, you stay the fuck away from them.


I don't care how lonely or horny you are, it's always a bad idea to get back into a relationship with your ex. Sure sometimes that shit works out but that depends on what you broke up over. Like for instance if you broke up over a stupid little argument, you both see that shit and could get past it, then you could try it again but if you two were fighting more than you were fucking, don’t even think about that shit because all it only does is get worse.


I know about that shit from experience. One time I went back to an ex of mine long before I met Mrs. WANG. I was lonely and horny, so in other words I was thinking with the head in my pants not the one that was on top of my head. I ended up going back to her ass because of how the sex was and had pretty much forgot about the other shit. Needless to say that I made a big fucking mistake. I didn't get to fuck her like I thought, I ended up barely getting any pussy and was pissed off all the time.


Needless to say, I got the fuck away from her ass as soon as I came to my senses. She wanted me back after I left but I knew better. I knew that if I would have been that fool again, I would be getting worse than fucked up handjobs. I would have ended up a sexless mother fucker that had a woman that used sex as a weapon to get what she wanted and if I would have been stupid enough, I would have been that mother fucker paying for pussy that I wasn't getting and somebody would be getting some free pussy.


It was hard being alone but compared to going back to that bitch, it was a whole lot better. I learned my lesson about that fucking with your ex shit a long time ago and it's a lesson that I have carried with me for a long time. Now, I'm passing that shit on to you. If you're going to fuck your ex, do it and get the fuck out of Dodge.


Well, I've got to go. Until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

 

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