There's Something About Masturbation

There's Something About Masturbation!

I was having a conversation with Mrs. WANG, when I started thinking about jacking off and then I started laughing. What had me laughing about the whole thing is that it made me think back to two movies that I’m sure that you've probably seen years ago, There's Something About Mary and American Pie. I know that you probably know where I'm going with this as far as some of the most memorable scenes in those movies and they dealt with masturbation. Those scenes were actually so fucking funny that we still think about them until this day.


I mean could you imagine shit like that actually happening in real life? Maybe you could or maybe not. Either way that would be some funny shit when you think about it but I'm not here to rehash those funny scenes, I'm here to talk about something that I'm sure that most of us have done at least once or more in our lives and that thing is jacking off.


As most of you know, there are just sometimes when we get oye loca horny and want to get some good cum fu going but either we don't have anybody there who we could fuck or it could be one of those times when we just want to rub one off to relax. I feel you my fellow pervs, I can't tell you how many times I've been there. Even with me getting pretty much all the pussy I want from Mrs. WANG, there are just sometimes when I just feel like fucking and Mrs. WANG might not be there or ready for it. So I have to take matters in my own hands.


Now, I'm pretty sure that I don't have to tell you what it's like to be horny and want a good fuck, it's pretty much like having a having cum filled jizz bomb in your pants waiting to explode. There's no way to disarm it, except for getting some release and as we all know the only way to do that is to either fuck or jack off, there's no way of getting around it. So if you can't fuck you end up playing yank my crank, which if you think about it might not be a bad thing because at least when you jack off, you don't have to worry about kicking somebody's ass out in the morning. So in that case fucking around with Hanna and her four friends could be a good thing.


Don't get me wrong, having a good fuck is always a good thing. There's nothing that could take the place of a good fuck but we don't always have access to that shit when we have a self desire. So you end up having to take that shit into your own hands.


I don't have to tell you how good it feels when you bust that nut. That release is what you need when your cock gets hard or your pussy gets wet. You find yourself having a hard time trying to keep your hand out of your pants. Before you know it you're going to town trying to release that tension between your legs and you don't really care if you're actually fucking somebody or not.


It's not a bad thing though, even if you might hear mother fuckers making fun of that shit. I'm pretty sure there’s not too many mother fuckers out there that haven't whacked off at one time or another. They probably didn't care that they were doing that shit neither. I mean when you're horny like a mother fucker and you don't have a live body ready to go, your hand is the next best option if you don't want to spend your time trying to find somebody to fuck. You could say that it's your back up and there's nothing wrong with a back up, trust me.


Anyway, whacking off could also lead to fucking. I mean let's just say that you're in the bed with your mate and you just start playing with yourself in front of them. Sure there might just be a chance that they think that you are beyond nasty for jacking off in front of them but more than likely they might just get turned on by that shit and start masturbating themselves. Then before you know it the both of you are fucking like you both are fresh outta high school and having the screaming O.


Masturbating with your woman or man is one of the best ways to lead to some good fucking. I speak from experience, I can't count the times that either Mrs. WANG or myself started masturbating next to the other. Then before we know it the other one starts playing with themselves and then it ends up with us having a heart pounding, no holds barred good fuck. Needless to say it was some of the best fucking that we've ever had and continues to be.


I remember the first time we tried that shit. I forget if she started or if I was the one that started. All I know is that we were watching some good porn. We masturbated until with both came. It started with us playing with ourselves, then it went on to us playing with each other. From there it went on to us cuming then fucking. Not to brag and shit but we ended up fucking for a long time after that. I would suggest that for any couple that want to keep things hot and heavy try that good shit.


Don't be ashamed of masturbation my fellow pervs because there's nothing wrong with it. If you've got to do that shit then by all means do it. If you get that urge and can't fuck, find you some private place and get your whack on. If you can do it next to your mate then don't be afraid to initiate that shit because it will lead to a fuck out of this world.


Well, I've got to go. Wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not, Happy Masturbating and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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