Birthday Fucking

Birthdays Can Be Very Fucking Awesome!

Well, my fellow pervs my birthday's coming up, that's right I'm a Sagittarius. And just like any one of you, I think that my birthday is a special day. Sure we love getting gifts and shit for our birthdays but there's one gift that we really want to get and that's a good birthday fuck. That's something that I'm sure that you will agree with me on. It's true that we could fuck anytime of the year but there's just something about when you fuck on your birthday that has something special about that shit and I'm sure you know what I mean.


When our birthday's come around we all would like to know that somebody gives a fuck. Yes the cards and other shit that comes along with your birthday are good but that doesn't mean that we wouldn't want to have some Naughty America VIP shit going on for that special day. As a matter of fact, I don't think there's a mother fucker out there who wouldn't want to have at least want to be in the VIP for a good fuck on their birthday. Any mother fucker that tells you different is a mother fucking lie.


Everybody would love to get some deep throat love for their birthday, that's one of the best gifts that you could get. I mean what mother fucker wouldn't want to at least enter the hardcore for their birthday? I'm pretty sure that there's not a mother fucker out there that would turn that shit down. I know I sure wouldn't.


Plus, it's your birthday. I mean if you don't get laid the rest of the year at least you want to get laid on your birthday. Out of all fucking days of the year, the fuck that you get for your birthday would probably be the most memorable. Why? Because it's your birthday and usually when you fuck on your birthday it's a fuck so good that you'd remember it for the rest of the year. I'm pretty sure that if you ask somebody out of all times they have fucked which are the ones that they remember, the ones that happened on their birthday is at the top of the list.


Even if you're the type of mother fucker that doesn't normally get laid, you could still get your fuck on because we all know money talks. For the right price, you could end up fucking some chick that would be more than happy to help you bust that nut as long as you're willing to spend that long green. Sure it might cost you extra for having street blowjobs added but then if she knows what the fuck she's doing, it's a sure bet that you won't give a fuck how much you spent.


And you don't exactly have to pay for pussy on your birthday. I mean there's always some chick that would be glad to have some big sausage pizza from the birthday boy, so you don't really have to pay for it if you don't want to. You could just enjoy a good birthday fuck and if you both don't want to, you don't have to see each other again. But then again that could be an issue if you don't use a condom or she doesn't use birth control. So just make sure that you've got your saddle on before you mount up.


As for me, and other mother fuckers who have somebody, we don't really have to worry about finding somebody to fuck because we've already got somebody. So we're pretty much set when it comes to getting a birthday fuck. The only thing that we have to worry about with that shit is if her period's on or she's pissed off at us. Which neither one is actually a problem because if she's on her period you could just settle with getting a good blowjob from her and if she's pissed off at you then you could have birthday/make up sex. So, in other words, it's a win/win situation.


But either way you slice it, your birthday is a special day and having a good fuck to go along with being a year older is a what I call one fucking hell of a birthday. I know that I can't wait for my birthday and the fuck on my birthday to top it all off. I'm pretty sure that Mrs. WANG has got a hell of a birthday surprise in store for me.


Well, I've got to go. So until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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