There's More Than One Way to Pay the Rent

She Doesn't Have The Rent Money but She's Got Something Just as Good!

I was checking out a scene from Mike's Apartment and I have to say that they have some good shit there. I'm pretty sure that most of you might have checked it out my fellow pervs and you know what I'm talking about. It's where chicks make a XXX proposal when they can't pay their rent or maybe they just do it anyway because they are looking for some cock, so they lie to him about not having the rent to get it.


Either way, Mike seems to be getting lucky all the time, even so to the point where it's a wonder how he keeps his job. I mean I'm pretty sure that his boss wonders where's the money because you know money talks or maybe they don't know because he's making so much money from the site that he could pretty much pay the rent of all those slutty squirters he gets to fuck when they come short on the rent. Who knows? One thing's for sure I think there's not a mother fucker out there that wouldn't just love to have his job.


I know the site is pretty much pornstars role playing and shit because I'm pretty sure that in real life Mike's ass would be out of a job because there's no fucking way that his boss would be too happy about him not bringing in money. Or if he owned the building he might have ended up losing it because he wasn't paying the bills but one can dream.


Like I said before and I'm sure you know, the site isn't real but that doesn't mean that shit doesn't happen like that in real life. Believe it or not, there are actually mother fuckers out there that would fuck their tenants, when they don't have the rent and don't want to get kicked out. It might sound too good to be true but that shit does happen and you'll be surprised how much it does happen.


I know it might be hard to believe but there are some chicks out there who would take the dick when they come short on the rent. I've actually seen that shit happen before, with some chicks having to play no cum dodging allowed with the landlord because they were late or didn't have the rent. They didn't want to get kicked out on the street, so they pretty much did what they had to do to keep them a place to stay.


Now you might think that these chicks are just some gagging whores who would fuck anybody but the truth of the matter is that, they are just chicks trying to keep from getting their extreme asses thrown out on the street. Some of them are MILFs with some bullshit job paying all the bills with some sorry ass baby daddy who doesn't work and plays video games all day. So instead of just having kids to take care of and a man that's helping them do it, they have another mouth to feed that they don't want to throw out on their ass because he gives them cock when they want it. Sure they know he's a piece of shit as a man but because he could fuck them good, they don't want to get rid of them.


Due to the fact that these mother fuckers sometimes put them in a position to where they don't have any money because they are pulling some strip clubs exposed shit by making it rain at the strip club, they find themselves coming up short with the rent money. So instead of getting thrown out on the street because their piece of shit human dildo spent most of their rent money trying to look like King Dong, they end up fucking some horny landlord so that he won't put their asses out.


You can't blame these chicks for taking the big sausage pizza to save from getting kicked out on the street. I mean who wants to end up on the street? I'm pretty sure that you would find many that wouldn't want to do that shit. These chicks are just doing what it takes to survive. It might not be right that they have to go through that shit but fact of the matter is that they are going to do what they have to do.


Anyway, even with so much legal shit they could do when they are put in that situation, they end up choosing to let the landlord get some of their hot bush because they don't want to go through the headache of trying to sue that mother fucker. The reason why is because they pretty much know that going to court would take a long time, plus they could still end up losing their apartment in the process. So instead of going through that shit, they just give up the pussy, when they can't pay the rent.


Sure what they're doing could break up their somewhat happy home but then again how happy is their home really? I mean they've got a dude that doesn't do shit but play fucking video games all fucking day, don't even take care if the kids if they have some, not trying to get any parts of a job nowhere but they want to have their ass up in the strip club with their friends trying to make it rain with their money. They eat up all the fucking food and don't buy shit. So it's pretty much on the chick to make things work because even though the mother fucking is sorry as shit, they still might love their ass and that's why they probably haven't thrown their asses out on the street.


If the woman has a landlord that's a horny mother fucker XXX, more than likely they are going to take advantage of that situation by getting a fuck out of it when these chicks come up short on the rent. It shouldn't be surprising that any mother fucker that has the power would take advantage of a situation, it happens everyday. Plus, this tenant sleeping with the landlord is no new shit. This shit has been going on for years but you don't really hear mother fuckers talking about it.


Honestly, I think if they are going to fuck the landlord then they should throw the sorry mother fucker out and just fuck with the landlord. At least that way they could save money and don't have to worry about the sorry mother fucker spending it. Might not happen but it's just a thought.


Even though, we might be able to enjoy that shit in real life, we could enjoy it in porn. That being said Mike's Apartment is one of the best sites to at least see some hot chicks fucking the landlord because they couldn't come up with the rent. Sure it's not real but I'm pretty sure that when you watch it, there will be no complaints. As a matter of fact, I'm pretty sure that you're going to love it just like I did.


Well, I’ve got to go, Mrs. WANG is late on her rent and it’s time for me to collect, if you know what I mean. So until next time, wrap that rascal if she’s nasty, don’t forget to pull out if she’s not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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