Classic Cars

Not Only Could You Drive Them But You Could Fuck in Them Too!

I don't know about you my fellow pervs but I really love classic cars. I love them a lot more than I do these new compact cars they are coming out with these days. I mean there were a lot that you could do with those big body cars that you couldn't do with these little small mother fuckers that they come out with these days. Sure they might save on gas and with how much gas prices are these days, I know money talks, but there are just some things that you are able to do with those big body mother fuckers that you can't really do with these compact cars, or maybe you could if you could get in flexible positions.


For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, I'm talking about fucking in your car. I'm pretty sure if you've ever driven one of those big ass classics that had enough room for you to fuck in, you know what I mean. Having one of those cars was just the thing if you wanted to give a chick the big sausage pizza and wanted to save on a hotel room or didn't have the money for one, all you had to do was find a secluded place, climb in the back and fuck.


I'm pretty sure if you've had one of those cars, you've fucked in them. I'm willing to bet you that there's not too many mother fuckers out there that had one of those cars that didn't get any pussy, especially in the back seat. If you had one of those big ass cars, you might as well called it a mobile hotel room because you could fuck. Sure you risked getting caught if you were not careful and there was some cop patrolling around but most of the time you ended up getting the pussy and not just some fucked up handjobs, which is what you seem to end up getting with these little compact shits they have out these days.


I use to wonder why you had more mother fuckers buying SUV's these days but I've come to realize, the main reason for that shit is that you could fuck in an SUV and have more than enough room to do it.


When you think about it, it's easier to fuck in an SUV than it is a car these days. I mean all you have to do is fold the seats down in the back and before you know it, you've got her sucking on the big one. Then again you don't even have to get in the back to have a hot chick do that because you more than likely have room up front to do that shit, that is if you don't have a gear shift in the middle blocking her path. Even then there's a way around that shit. It's just something to think about my fellow pervs.


As far as the size of cars these days, I think they started making them more compact because hotels probably complained about the money they were losing from more people fucking in their cars than they were renting rooms to fuck in. Sure I know that wasn't the reason but that shit did make you laugh.


I have to admit I like the fact that you get more miles per gallon out of the newer cars than you did the older bigger ones but I sure do miss what you could do with all that room you had. Those big cars were just the thing for horny mother fuckers who just wanted a quick bust that nut and take them home instead of spending money on a room for one night that you didn't really need but for a few hours.


Sure you could still fuck in these new cars if you want to but it's more than likely that you're gonna have to make sure that your seats go back enough or some shit like that. Plus you're going to have to make sure that when she's trying to straddle you that it's your dick that she's sliding down on and not the gear shift or the emergency brake in the middle. Either way my fellow pervs, where there's a will to fuck, there's always a way to fuck.


Even though, you could fuck in the newer cars, still there's nothing like fucking in a classic big bodied car with a lot of room. It's just an observation.


Well, I've got to go. So until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not, make sure you keep your cock in the right gear for her and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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