Giving Her a Tune Up

She Definitely Looks Like She Could Use a Tune Up!

I know that some of you are thinking that I'm talking about your car. Sure that would be a good idea too because every car could always use a tune up but I'm talking about your woman. Yes, I know this might get some women pissed off at me for saying but a woman just like a car could use a tune up too.


That's right my fellow pervs, our women need to be oiled up and tuned up with those wrenches that we have between our legs. There's nothing like giving the big sausage pizza to them good that's like replacing the spark plug in our cars. Our wet babes deserve the same kind of lube job we give cars.


It's like you've probably heard me say before, most of the time when our women seem to be giving us a fucked up attitude, it's because we are not putting down the dick on them like we should. I mean you could pretty much tell when they are horny because they argue with you about some bullshit that leaves you wondering what the fuck are they thinking about. That right there should let you know that they are telling you, "meat my ass," because that’s pretty much what they are telling you.


A woman is just like a car, if you don't take care of their sexual needs they are going to break down on you. And just like a car, you've got to make sure that you take care of them. Every woman just loves when their man tunes their ass up. A good fucking is something that they are looking for a lot of the time and they'll do just about anything to get it, whether you are willing too or not.


Our monster cock junkies love to get a stretched out snatch. I'm pretty sure that if they could get it everyday and in every way they would and that's a fact. You give her what she wants and she'll damn sure make your American Day Dreams come true. Plus, putting her in the cumshot oasis wouldn't hurt neither. Keep her wet and lubed up, you can destroy that ass anytime you want to.


It's just like a car, if you keep that car running right, then it will keep on starting, running and taking where you want to go. In this case, she will definitely keep you cumming. That's pretty much what's on their minds these days. Sure they say that men think about sex more than women but that’s bullshit. Women think about fucking just as much as we do, they just go about the shit differently. They don't come straight out with the shit, they give hints. You just have to know how to pick up on that shit.


I know that I give Mrs. WANG a good tune up with my cock every chance I get. It does also help that we both are horny mother fuckers too but the whole thing about it is I know when she's giving me the look or maybe just seems to be pissed with me about some stupid shit, I already know what she wants. She wants that Naughty America VIP type of fucking. That's exactly what I give her too. Whether it’s a quickie or us getting it on like wild fuck toys.


Believe me when give her my tongue and cock, that’s just the thing to keep her going strong. When I give her the dick, whatever she was upset about seems to just go away.


Now, I know what you might be saying, "that shit doesn't work all the time." Sure it doesn't work all the time if you've done some fucked up shit that she should be upset with your ass about but if you haven't done a damn thing, it's just what they are looking for. It's not like they are going to come out all the time and tell you to fuck them. You've got to learn to pick up on that shit. Just pay attention to what she does and what she says and you'll know exactly what to do.


Keep your woman or women lubed up with cock and cum and she'll treat you better than you expected. Like I said the only way her taking the dick isn't going to do that is if you did something fucked up. Otherwise you tune her up with your cock, you don't have anything to worry about. It's just a thought.


Speaking of tuning her up, it's about time to give Mrs. WANG another tune up. So, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and happy fucking my fellow pervs.

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