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There are Times When Paying for Pussy could be a Bad Thing!

Let's face it my fellow pervs, there are just some of us out there not really looking for a relationship but have money to spend. Some of these guys might not really have enough social skills to try to set up that kind of situation, or maybe they do but they just want to cut out the middleman, so to speak. I mean there are some out there that who don't really want to go the wine and roses route, they would rather just get to the point. They just want to fuck and they want it the same way as if they go to a fast food joint, they rather just pay get the pussy and go. Hence one of the reasons that we have prostitution.


Even though times have been hard as far as money goes in this country, there are still guys out there who are just looking for tonight's girlfriend who will fuck for cash and they don't have to go through the motions of having to figure out how to get the chick to go home with them and have a cum fiesta. These guys would rather pay for the pussy, fuck and go about their business. No small talk, no date, just plain all out fucking and when it comes to that they would rather spend money on a prostitute than have to spend money taking some chick out on a date that they just wanted to fuck and put out the next morning.


Either way you look at it, you're paying for pussy, whether you’re in a relationship or not. If anybody says that they've never paid for pussy, they are a mother fucking lie because all of us have paid for pussy and continue to pay for pussy. Those of us in relationships pay for the pussy more than any mother fucker out there because if we didn't handle our manly duties, we sure as hell wouldn't be getting any pussy, and that's a fucking fact. The only difference between us and the ones that pay for pussy every now and again is that they're just only spending money for a fuck and don't really have to do anything else.


If you're a mother fucker that would rather just pay for pussy then you'll probably go to a brothel, if there's one near you. Or you could do it the old way and pick them up off the street, but then again you run the risk of being arrested by some cop that wants to make his or her bust quota and I would imagine, it's embarrassing trying to explain to whose bailing you out that you got arrested trying to get some pussy you paid for, not to mention that you'll end up having a police record, which is not really a good thing. So what's a horny mother fucker with money to spend going to do?


Well, Craig's list and Backpage.com has pretty much come to your rescue. You could pretty much go online and find prostitutes, or escorts as they call themselves, at the click of a mouse. Ah, yes these sites are just the thing for the horny mother fucker who wants pay for a POV fantasy fuck without having to travel all the way to Nevada to do it. You could set up a place to meet, go to your place, her place or a hotel room, and get your fuck on. So instead of wasting the money on flowers and all that other shit, you could just bust that nut and go on about your business.


Some people might look down on prostitution but when you think about it, going out on a real date is not really a guarantee that you're going to get to fuck. I mean, how many times have you taken a chick out on a date, spent pretty much a whole lot of money and at the end of the night when they've got you so hard that that you want to go butt divers on that pussy only to end up getting just a fucking kiss at the end of the night? How many times have you pretty much had to take chicks out on a date hoping that she would want to fuck you but she ends up making you wait?


I'm pretty sure you've spent a whole lot of money before you got to even get close to chance at fucking her, then when you do get to fuck her, you've pretty much gotten to the point where you don't want to fuck her. You've pretty much got to the point where you're too pissed off with her to even think about fucking her, and that's when she wants to give you the pussy. It's frustrating as fuck because you've been ready for a while to fuck her like she was Brandi Belle on White Ghetto all this time and when she's finally ready to give it up, you're pissed off to the point where you don't even want her to watch you jerk.


I feel you on that my fellow pervs, I've been through that before myself. Sure I admired the fact that they didn't want to fuck on the first date because at the time I believed that bullshit that people would tell you about women fucking on the first date being gagging whores that would fuck anybody. As I got older, I learned that shit wasn't totally true because there have been chicks who didn't fuck on the first date that ended up being cheating housewives, so that theory about chicks fucking or not fucking on the first date bullshit is not always true.


Anyway, when you consider that shit, you could pretty much see why it would make a mother fucker want to just pay for pussy so they don't have to go through that shit. I mean with a prostitute, you already pretty much fucking know that she sleeps with other men or women, and you're not in a relationship so that's not really a fucking issue. Plus, you don't really have to deal with the bullshit that might happen if you were in a relationship. You don't have to worry about fighting about shit. You don't have to worry about dealing with some hot and mean chick that might be crazy as fuck pulling a fatal attraction type sleep assault shit on your ass. All you have to do is pay the money, strap on a condom, fuck her with you big sausage pizza and take your ass home, that's it.


You don't have to worry about feeling awkward about calling her the next day. You don't have to go out on a date hoping that she'll give you pussy after all the money you spent. You don't have to deal with feeling like you've been played for the fool. You don't have to worry about what time of night you're calling her, because she doesn't pick up the phone after a certain time of night. And the only thing that you're really giving up is money that you might have spent on a date and at the end of the night hoping that you get pussy.


I know that shit sounds kind of heartless but I'm sure that's how some guys feel and they would rather just pay straight out for the pussy than that to try to figure out a way to talk their way into some chick dropping her panties so they could give her a stretched out snatch. They would rather find a chick who would fuck for dollars that doesn't mind fulfilling their self desire to get their nut on as long as the money's right. Plus, dealing with a prostitute, they know that money talks so they really don't have to feel like they've been played for a fool like because they spent a whole lot of money hoping for the chance to fuck.


Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not knocking dating and shit but you know just as well as I do that when you want to fuck, you want to fuck. You don't really want to feel like you've got to beg for pussy, hoping that at the end of the night she'll be throwing that 40 inch plus ass back at you while you're pounding her from behind making your cock build up so much that when you cum, your cock blows like a jizz bomb. I mean what man wouldn't want that, you show me a guy that says he doesn't and I'll show you a guy that's fucking full of shit.


Plus, like I said before you could pretty much cut out the middleman and by middleman, I mean having to go out on a date. Or maybe you might still want to go on a date before you fuck but I think that shit is less likely because you're going to want to grab something to eat and then fuck like there's no tomorrow. Either way the prostitute won't mind because as like they say money talks and you know what that means? That's right you've guessed it, you don't have to guess about whether or not you're going to get pussy at the end of the night, all they want is their money when you're done getting in that ass masterpiece.


And another thing if you're not into wearing condoms, you'd better start learning how to wear them because more than likely these chicks are not going to give you the time of day. Also, you want to be safe, just like I'm sure that they do because that's how they earn their money, so make sure by all means you suit up. So, check out Craig's list or Backpage.com, always keep you some condoms and extra money handy.


Well, I've got to go now, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not, and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

 

 

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