Good Communication Makes Pussies Wet

You Just Know He's Going to Get Some Pussy at the End of the Night!

As I sit here downing another beer and puffing on my cigarette, I started thinking about how important communication was when I was in the military. It could mean the difference of life and death when you're out there in the sticks. It could mean the difference between you getting to fuck "Susie" at the end of the day, like we used to say, or having one of your buddies carrying your boots back to the rear because you got your ass blown off because you got some bogus information or you didn't listen to what was passed on to you. Either way bad communication is a bad thing not just when you're in the military but when it comes to life, relationships and fucking too.


You heard me right my fellow pervs, good communication is must in pretty much anything in life. It could mean the difference between having a good time and ending up your ass pretty much handed to you on a stick. If you're not careful you could be misunderstood about what the fuck you were actually saying and then you're pretty much in anal hell.


I'm pretty sure that I, just like you might, have been through that shit at least a couple of times in life. For instance, when you were trying to talk to some chick and get her to enter the hardcore with you and she ended up blowing you off instead of blowing you. You were all set for her to be tonight's girlfriend but what you said to her or how you said it, pretty much fucked that shit up for you, leaving you to go home alone yet again horny and having to take things into your own hands, so to speak.


I feel you on that, it happens to the best of us. I know it has happened to me quite a few times. I would be trying to talk some chick into getting into some flexible positions with me but end up with my foot in my mouth. I ended up going home alone a lot of times horny and having to jack off because what I didn't realize was that I was trying to talk to those women like they were gagging whores.


Even if they were, the last thing they needed for me to do was talk to them like they were. I mean these women probably got hit on everyday and they might have been ready to open up their honey chest to guys but that all shot to hell when they opened their mouths. These guys, myself included at one time, failed to understand that pick up lines and shit doesn't work. They might have worked back in the stone age or before we were fresh outta high school but when you get older things change and along with it, people's way of communication does too. That means that pick up line shit is not going to work anymore, if it does then you might want to think twice about fucking with the chick that falls for it.


Anyway, it's very likely that the woman that you want to fuck is probably thinking the same thing about you but she's not going to come out with it until she feels comfortable with you. So you know what that means, it means that you've got to learn how to communicate with her. That's right my fellow pervs you've got to communicate and make sure that you are getting your point across.


Let me explain. You see, women like to be talked to not at. Sure pretty much every woman out there would tell you that they love a take charge man and that’s true but there's a way to do it. You can't just walk up to the chick and say, "let's fuck," or "let me get your number." I mean they'll pretty much think you're creepy and will hurry just to get the fuck away from you. Now if you strike up a good conversation with them then they'll be more likely to want to take you home and fuck your brains out.


Now the key to having a good conversation is learning how to listen and not hear what you want to hear as well as actually knowing when to talk. One of the biggest mistakes that people make is that they want to control a conversation. This is something that you don't want to fucking do because it's pretty much making it look like you are forcing yourself on her and that will surely make her shut you down quick. Or if she has time to kill then she'll just listen to you go on and on about shit until she gets ready to leave. Either way, you're going to end up not getting any pussy, unless she's drunk and it's not even a sure thing then.


Conversations are not about who can talk the most or control it, they are about talking and listening. Some guys have this problem, they hear what they want to hear but they don't listen to the woman. And by listening, I don't mean repeat everything she says because that shit doesn't work believe me, I've tried it. What I mean is give her a chance to talk while you listen and let her do the same for you.


Don't just sit up there listening all the time because that will end up getting you nowhere as well. Like I said, you've got to listen, know when to talk and know when to shut the fuck up. It's just as simple as that. It could be just like when you're talking to your friends, or maybe not, you don't sit up there talking all the time, you listen what they have to say too. You interact with each other, one's not doing all the talking or listening all the time, you take turns. 


And another thing bragging about shit is not a good conversation at all, it's a big fail. The last guys, women would want to fuck is a guy that's bragging all the time. Usually when somebody brags about shit, it means that's pretty much all they've got going for themselves and not worth the bother. The woman might not say it at the time but they are repulsed by a guy that comes up to them bragging about shit, so by all means don't brag.


Having a good conversation with a woman also shows that you've got respect for her and that's a big plus for you giving her cum covered glasses before the day or night is over with. It also could earn you a piece of pussy not only once but many times. I know that it has gotten me pussy and keeps getting me pussy from the future Mrs. WANG.


Oh, did I forget to mention that shit works for relationships too? Well, it does. The more you have conversations with your woman, the more pussy you're going to get. A little known secret about women: good conversations gets their pussies wet. So by all means converse and get all the pussy you want.


Well, I've got to go, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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