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I know I've already said how important sex education and safe sex are my fellow pervs but I'm going to say it again and I'm going to keep on saying it until mother fuckers get the point. I think that's fair to say because when you've got mother fuckers out there getting fucking kids that they can't take care of, there's something that really needs to be fucking said about that shit. It's something that we don't want to talk about but it's something that we need to be fucking talking about.


The point is people do fuck, that's just something that we have to fucking realize. About half of the time when it comes to that there's no cum dodging allowed, meaning that those big fat creampies could end up turning into a kid about 9 months later. That also means that people who just wanted to get their fuck on for just that one time could end up tied together for at least 18 years. I mean that's pretty fucked up if you don't really fucking like each other and you have a kid together and shit.


When you think about the fact that people do fuck and that’s something that's a part of life, you could understand why it's so fucking important for people in general to know everything that they should know about sex. I'm pretty sure that every one of us know that when those urges start flowing, more than likely there's going to be a session of pump that ass going on. I mean what the fuck you thinks going to happen when pussies get wet and cocks get hard, they gonna play poker?


I know that people don't like to think of their kids out there fucking but the truth of the matter is that they do fuck. When they get that urge to blow some massive loads, the whole thing to it is making sure that they are smart about doing that shit. I mean you can't be around your kids 24 hours of the fucking day trying to make sure that they don't have an oriental orgy because that's not possible, unless you’re going to keep them pretty much locked away, and you can't be doing that because more than likely you'd end up in jail. So, all you can do is make sure that they have the knowledge they need to make sure that you're not dealing with a situation where they are ready to pop, making you grandparents before it's your time.


Like I said before, I know that we all don't like to think of our kids going at it like nymphos at an anal lick fest but the fact of the matter is that shit does happen. A lot of times it happens because parents are oblivious to the fact that when they were their kids age and they started getting hair on their crotches, they ended up having doctors adventures. Some even ended up parents before they even learned how to wipe their ass good yet. They were horny birds who ended up wishing that they knew what they do now, and that's one reason why sexual education and birth control are very important.


I really think that with the rate of pregnancies resulting from just fucking raw and the rate of mother fucking paternity test that are going on these days, we should really look into teaching our kids about sex and how to protect themselves. I mean I'm pretty sure if more people were actually taught about sex during their teens, we would have less mother fuckers out there having kids that they can't take care of. Plus, you would have less mother fuckers getting STDs and shit.


When you really think about the time when most of us were younger, we were perfect fucking strangers when it came to sex. We didn't really think about the consequences from having sex or even unprotected sex, I guess because we didn't know about sex what we did now. It was like sex was a dirty three letter word that nobody really wanted to tell their kids about. It was thought of as something that you learned from the streets and we see how that shit worked ou, tha''s why we should be pushing for kids to have sex education in schools or at least talking to them about sex.


I'm pretty fucking sure that if we were informed about our options and provided with access to the shit we need when it comes to having our cum fiesta, there would be less people out there scurrying to get DNA tests and shit. Plus, these talk shows out there would have to find different mother fucking topics than paternity tests, lie detector tests about cheating and shit. They would be more focused on other shit and they may or may not keep their popularity. Needless to say that Jerry Springer, Steve Wilkos, and Maury Povich to say the least might just have to end up putting their eggs in more than one basket. I'm just saying.


Now, I'm not going to say that sex education and access to birth control is a sure thing but ot

ss a possibility that you won't find many mother fuckers out there getting kids that they don't want or even want to take care of. I mean there are still going to be some mother fuckers out there getting wild and trying to see a steady paycheck but you might not find as many if mother fuckers know what their options are and have access to the shit that they need to know.


I don't know. Maybe it's a far stretch but I'm thinking that we should be a little bit more mature about things when it comes to sex. I’m pretty sure that if we were then there would be less situations where you would have couples that really don't want to be together, you would have less kids being born to people who don’t want them, and you would have less bullshit. I mean it’s just food for thought.


Well, I've got to go and lay some pipe to the future Mrs. WANG. So until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, dont forget to pull out if she’s not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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