Dick Sucking Socks

Only if Chicks like this grew out of Socks!

Yeah, you heard me right, I said "dick sucking socks." I know that's some fucking funny shit to think about. I mean how fucking funny would it be to wake up to a sock sucking your dick? Well, maybe it wouldn't be funny at first because you might lift up your covers to find out that your POV fantasy turns out to be a sock giving you a blowjob. I would imagine that would be a scary sight for the mother fucker that it happens too.


Just imagine that shit, you're having a sex dream about a hot porn chick like Melissa Midwest sucking you off and the dream seems so real then you wake up to find that you are getting a blowjob. Then you lift up the covers thinking that you're gonna find some hottie getting you ready to go all anal XXX on her to find one of your socks giving you some deep throat love.


I mean what the fuck would you do in a situation like that? Would you jump up screaming before the sock is done or would you let the sock continue giving you the blowjob until you shoot your load? That's a pretty hard decision to make because that sock might be giving you one hell of a blowjob. I know that's some weird shit to think about but I'm sure that you weren't thinking about that shit when you were using your sock to give yourself some happy tugs when you were watching porn. Let's just say that the sock got it's revenge.


I can see it now them making a movie for the XXX movie files called "Revenge of the Happy Sock." When you think about it that would be some funny shit. I mean a happy sock finally getting revenge on some guy that's been jacking off into it for so long would make for some funny shit to watch. I mean they don't have to just make the sock suck dicks, the socks could be pussy chompers too. That would really be a fucking sight.


I could see the preview for that now. In my announcer voice, "he thought that jacking off in his sock while watching porn was a good idea but he soon finds out that busting a nut in his sock was a big mistake. 'Revenge of the Happy Sock.' Jacking off in your sock could prove to be scary when it comes to life." Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure that they could make a comedy porn out of that shit and it might just be worth seeing. It would be something to think about though for those who love to do parody porn.


Then again it could mean something sexual you could say when you're talking about a woman and you don't want her to know. I mean let's just say that you are by the water cooler with the guys and you are talking about some big tits at work chicks and you don't want them to know that you are talking about them. You could refer to them as "socks", you know like some kind of code word and shit. You could be saying some shit like, "she’s got some good looking socks" or "I like her socks." You know what I mean, some shit like that.


You and the other mother fuckers could be talking about her and she's none the wiser. The only way that she might find out is if somebody opens their fucking mouth and even then you could play it off. You could say that you weren't talking about her boobs and ass and might just be able to get away with it. I mean if you're clever enough you could come up with some shit that would throw that chick that you are lusting off of your trail when it comes to her wondering if you're thinking sexy thoughts about her, especially if she's one of those top notch bitches that's always looking for some guy to burn with a sexual harassment charge just because he said that he loves her tits.


Plus, it wouldn't just work when you're at work. It could work like when you're out in public too, say like a bar, club or something. I mean you could talk about some chick without her being the wiser of what's going on. She could be walking past you and you could be talking about something like socks and she might not really think nothing of it but she might find it weird though that you are talking about socks though.


And another thing it might be a market for something like that. What guy wouldn't like to buy some socks that would suck his dick? I'm pretty sure that you wouldn't find too many guys that wouldn't like that idea. I mean they're socks that you could wear and they could suck your cock too. It would be the best thing next to having a pocket pussy and less embarrassing because you could put the sock back on your foot when you are blow your load.


Just think about it, let's say that you see some chick that you would just love to give the big sausage pizza to, your cock gets harder than a mother fucker every time you see this chick. Now, you might not have a chance at fucking her but you've got a fucking hard on that won't go down until you give it release. So, you just find some place where you could have some privacy, pull of your sock, put it on your cock and put the settings at where it would help you blow your load. As long as you don't make any fucking noise when you are cumming nobody would be the fucking wiser. It would be a must for the perverted mother fucker who can't get pussy at the time he wants but has a hard on that he has to deal with.


The good thing about the invention is that when you're done, you could just put the sock back on your foot like nothing happened. You could have just felt like you were one of the lucky mother fuckers that get street blowjobs without having to worry about trying to find a condom or some shit. You could just slip off your sock, unzip your pants and let the dick sucking sock do the work.


I know that's a long shot but with all the technology that we have these days, I wouldn't be surprised if some mother fucker actually came up with that shit. I mean look at funderwear, they made underwear that you could play with each other just by using an app on your android. You don't even have to be in the same room with each other or even touch each other to get each other off. Sure they have to make sure they waterproof that shit because you know that you'll bust a nut and you know that your woman will squirt but when you think about that shit, it's a pretty fucking good idea.

 

Well, either way you look at it, socks could be fucking useful. I mean if your socks are wide enough you could put it over some ugly chicks head while you are getting a blowjob and fucking her, that way you don't have to look at her face. It would be a good alternative just make sure that you poke a few holes in there and shit so that she could breathe.


Plus, a sock could be a good gag if you've got a woman that loves to scream while you are fucking her and you both don't want people to know what you are doing in that place that you've both ducked off to so that you could get in a good fuck. She might not like having your dirty sock in her mouth but if she's horny enough she won't fucking care, she would be too busy fucking to think about your nasty sock in her mouth. It might not happen but it's something to think about.


I don't know when you think about the use of socks the possibilities are endless. I guess you could say that it takes a lot of imagination when it comes to thinking about the things that you could do with socks, especially the naughty things that you could do with socks. I hope that my rant about socks made you laugh because it damn sure made me laugh just to write about it. Socks are good and they could be funny if you think about the things that you could do with them.


I hope that when you put on your socks in the morning that you think about some of the shit that I said and start laughing. If people ask what you are laughing about you could tell them about the funny shit that you read that got you to laughing. There's nothing wrong with a good laugh and I'm glad that I gave you one. It was my pleasure.


Well, I've got to go try this sock shit out on the future Mrs. WANG. So until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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