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Just the other day I was thinking back to the first time I got some pussy. I remember wanting her thick black ass to give me a blow job but she wouldn't. She didn't want to suck my hard cock because I had a lot of hair down there. Which I couldn't blame her for not wanting to let me stick my dick in her mouth because who would want to put their mouth on something that hair? (And believe me I had so much hair growing around my dick at the time that you thought that I had fucked a fur ball.)


Needless to say that ate her out and fucked her good but I didn't get a blow job. I mean I couldn't blame her though because who wants to eat hairy pussy or suck hairy dick? I'm pretty sure that there are some people who don't care. I mean I don't mind a little peach fuzz on the pussy or even trimmed up but when it's so much hair on her pussy that I can't see what I'm eating that's a good indication that she's not going to get her pussy eaten by me because I don't like coughing up fucking hairballs and shit.


Anyway, getting back to the hair on the cock thing. Well, if we have a whole lot of hair on our cocks there might just be a good chance that we aren't going to get head. The only way you are going to get a blow job having a hairy cock from a woman is if she doesn't care and that's a woman that's rare to find. Most women don't like putting a hairy cock in their mouths, I know that my woman doesn't like it when I let my monster cock get hairy. She'd tell me quick if I want her to take the big swallow, I need to make sure that I shave.


Pretty much every woman that I've fucked wanted me to keep my cock shaved or at least trimmed. They didn't like the thought of sucking my dick when I had a lot of hair on it. Sure they would give up the pussy but if I had hair on my cock there was no way they were going to let me give them a sperm cocktail. I would have to blow my monster loads anywhere but their mouths because they weren't going to suck me dry if I had my one eyed snake hiding in the grass, if you know what I mean.


If you have a woman and she doesn't want to suck your cock, it might be because you've got too much hair on the mother fucker, not because she doesn't like to suck cock. She might not want to be coughing up hairballs like a cat. It seems pretty annoying for cats so I'm pretty sure that it would be annoying for your woman or whoever you have sucking your dick.


I think that it kind of ruins the mood when your getting a blow job and you hear the woman hocking and spitting. That shit is not sexy at all. Just imagine that shit and I'm pretty fucking sure that you would be repulsed by that shit just thinking about it. I mean it would pretty much be some fucked up shit when in the middle of getting a good blow job that you hear the chick hacking like she's trying to cough up a hairball or some shit like that. Had it happen before and I can say that the shit is enough to make even the hardest of cocks go limp.


By the time I had fucked at least a few women, I wasn't thinking about shaving. I figured that I would just be the mother fucker just getting the pussy and not even worrying about getting a blow job that is until I met one of the girls that you need to know. You know what I'm talking about, one of those chicks that's not going to let you fuck them unless they give you a good blow job first.

Well, we were sitting on the couch in her apartment. She was smelling good, we were getting all hot and heavy when she saw my big cock bulge in my pants. She told me that she wanted to suck it and pretty much ripped off my fucking pants then, while on her knees and my cock standing hard as a rock, she stopped and looked up at me.

Now by this time, I was ready and waiting for her to start sucking my cock, when she told me that she wanted to suck my cock but I would have to shave first. Naturally, I didn't have a razor with me at the time because I was at her place and wasn't thinking about shaving but she wasn't going to suck my cock unless I did.


Before I knew it she was off her knees and went into the bathroom. Just as I was thinking that my chances for finally getting a blow job was down the tubes, she shows up with one of her razors. Then she asks me if I want to do it or should I have her do it. Now, I wasn't going to let myself be shaved because for all I know she could cut me by accident and I wasn't too keen on singing soprano because she slipped, so definitely I did it myself.


Mind you this was the first time that I had ever shaved my cock but whether or not I finally get a blow job was at stake so I figured that I would at least do it just this once. So I went into the bathroom and shaved my cock. I did pretty good at it too, it took me at least thirty minutes but when I came out of that bathroom, I didn't have any hair on my cock and balls. Needless to say that she blew me like there was no tomorrow and did it so good that I came in her mouth which she didn't mind at all. After that, I fucked her so good and long that we damn near killed each other. From that day forward, I've been shaving and I'm not going back.


Now, I know that you are thinking that you would never shave your cock just to get a blow job but when you think about it, it's worth the fucking effort. I mean it's worth getting your cock sucked so damn good that you end up and fucking like there's no tomorrow. Plus a good thing is that you don't have to worry about snatching out your nut hairs when you take off a condom and shit. I've had that shit happen before and the mother fucker hurts. If you've ever had your hair snatched you know what I mean, that shit is enough to have your screaming like a woman with a tight twat getting fucked by her first jurassic cock. That in itself should be enough of a incentive to shave your cock and balls.


Getting some deep throat love is worth shaving for, at least you know that way that whoever you get to suck your dick is not going to be gagging at the smell of your cock, they'll be gagging because of your cock in their mouth. That's a better feeling when you have some chick deep throating your hard cock and she gives you one of the best blow jobs that you've ever had.


I know that you notice that there's a lot of male porn stars out there shaving or at least trimming their crotch hair. I'm pretty sure that they are not just doing that because they work in porn. It might be because it's easier to wash your cock when you don't have hair or less hair around it. Plus, they could be sure that there's no bacteria growing around it.

That's right, when you keep your cock and balls shaved you don't have to worry about an embarrassing smell coming out when you take off your pants. I'm pretty sure that you know that your balls sweat and when you have a lot of hair growing around them, they sweat a whole lot. And with them sweating a whole lot that sweat mixed with hair produces an odor. It's just like with your arm pits, why do you think that they have deodorant for that?

It's because you sweat, and when that sweat is mixed in with your hair in a space where air doesn't get to, it produces an odor. Some people produce more of an fucked up odor so they have to get some special deodorant because they have some very fucking offensive odors and shit. Plus, they have end up having to wash with some strong mother fucking soap too. Sometimes their odors get so bad that there's no fucking soap and deodorant that can't help them, so shaving is the best option.

I know that I'm glad that I shave my body hair. I mean it actually feels so fucking good because I get to fuck all I want and get some of the best blow jobs known to man. I can damn sure say that the sex is better by far. It's not just quick fuck, it's more of a cum fiesta that lasts for hours. It leaves my woman craving more of my hard cock in every hole fucking her brains out and I mean that literally. Actually we fuck so much that you would think that we are pornstars and that's some good shit.

I know that you might think that shaving off your body hair might make you seem gay or something like that but it doesn't. I'm pretty sure that all the pussy that you would be getting because you shaved your body hair off wouldn't make you feel that way. You would end up feeling more like a man than you ever did before because you would be getting some of the best sex that you ever thought that's possible and I'm pretty sure of that shit because it worked for me. My woman is trying to jump my bones anytime she could and I make sure that I'm ready to give her my monster loads in her mouth, pussy and ass. I damn sure keep my face and body shaved because when she wants a good fucking I'm going to be rough and ready.

If you ask the normal everyday woman about whether or not she would want a man with body hair she would probably tell you that she would rather that he have no body hair or some peach fuzz. They wouldn't want to fuck with a man that has so much body hair that he looks like a gorilla. Sure they might want a guy to have a cock the size of King Kong but I'm pretty sure that they don't want the guy to look like King Kong himself.

Sure, I know that your pubic and chest hair are testimonies to you being a man but it really doesn't mean anything if you can't get a woman to fuck you because you've got so much hair that you smell like a shit sandwich and that they have a hard time getting past your hair to find your dick. What's the use of having body hair when it keeps you from fucking like you want to? I say shave that mother fucker and fuck like a real stud.

Sure back in the day, you found women that loved a hairy man. A man with hair on his chest and crotch turned them on because it seemed more manly. It showed every hot babe out there that you were a man, it made you feel more manly and shit. I know that I was happy when I first started growing my chest hair and pubic hair, I just knew that it was the start of me getting all the pussy that I wanted.

Unfortunately that shit started going out of style about the time that my hair started growing so, I didn't get as much pussy as I thought that I would. I didn't really start getting pussy until I started shaving like I said before. Sure I was hesitant about it but when I saw how much pussy I got because I shaved, I wasn't hesitant about that shit anymore. I've gotten to the point where that shit is a part of my daily routine. And let me tell you that the future Mrs. WANG is happy that I did and she keeps me happy that I did.

If you want to get more good fucking from your woman or whoever, I suggest that you try it out. I'm pretty sure that you will love the results. It's a must for the horny perv in us. So, sharpen those razors and get to it.

Speaking of shaving and getting pussy, I'm about to make sure that I do both now. So wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

 

Shave that shit, bitch!
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