Fucking Makes You Happy

it's been a while

I know when we hear our woman start to bitch about something that we start saying to ourselves, "I want a new girlfriend," but the truth is that we don't need a new woman. No we don't need a new woman at all, we just need to fuck the one that we are with. We need to fuck her brains out because that's what she's really asking for.

I know that I'm not the only one that notices when somebody isn't fucking like they want to they get bitchy and start acting like a real cunt. They seem like they are always pissed off and want to fight with somebody. They always seem like they are in a bad mood and make you want to rip all your hair out.

These people who aren't getting laid usually are the ones that are always trying to start some shit. Good example Kim Jong-un. Look at the guy, he is the poster child for people not getting laid. He wants to start trouble because more than likely he's not getting laid. I know I'm not the only one who can see that he's pissed off because he's horny and can't get any pussy.

If you have been looking at the news you never see any women around him and he's always surrounded by men. Now if that's not enough evidence to show that he's a horny mother fucker that's not getting any pussy, I don't know what is.

It's people like this who are always on the war path, they love to fight and fuck up things because they are not getting laid. They are so backed up that all they can do is get pissed off and they usually take their frustrations out on anybody they can get a rise out of. These people really don't want to fight, they want to fuck.

They want to be a part of a cum fiesta and they just don't want to say it. They want to be a part of orgy sex parties but they don't want anybody to know it. They want some deep throat love but are afraid to even let on that they do.

It's just like that grumpy mother fucker that you see walking around. He would love a good tug job from some hot piece of juicy big ass but he's not getting it. Everything in the world seems to piss him off. He enjoys making life a living hell for everybody else because he wants them to be as pissed off as him.

Or even that friend that your girlfriend has that always seems to be in your business. You know who I'm talking about, the one that's always bitching to your girlfriend about you. You notice that she doesn't have a boyfriend or maybe she does but I'm sure that he's not fucking her like he should be. If he was she wouldn't have time to worry about what you and your woman does because she would be getting some monster cock filling up her pussy all the time.

She's not getting it and she's tired of using her finger. She sees that you both are happy and she wants to throw a wrench in the works. Her intentions could be that she's not getting her holes filled and she doesn't want your woman to get fucked neither. Or she is trying to put a wedge in between you so that she can slip in and get some dick from you behind your woman's back.

And let's talk about your friend that seems to show up when you two are trying to be alone. This fucking mother fucker seems to show up just when you two are about to fuck. They come around wanting to do all other shit that will take you away from fucking your woman. We don't tend to think so but they are the same as your girlfriend's friend that doesn't have anybody.

Now getting back to the subject at hand. People that haven't been getting laid are the ones that you see causing all the trouble. They are so upset that their sex lives are so fucked up they take it out on other people just to find satisfaction. Don't ask me why but they just do. Maybe it's because they get some kind of satisfaction in knowing that everybody is just as frustrated as they are, I don't know, I'm not a fucking psychiatrist, they just do.

It's like I said before about your woman bitching at you about something that she usually doesn't bitch with you about. She more than likely wants to be fucked good. She want you to fuck the pussy or she wants you to find some willing mother fucker and have you tell them, "please bang my wife." Either way she wants to be fucked.

Kim
Some questions can never be answered..

If your woman feels like she's not getting enough attention, she's more than likely to bitch at you about something. You could be doing everything right but if you are not giving her the fucking she needs then you can just say that you aren't doing everything. Then that leave you with one of two choices, you can either sit up there, keep fighting with her and ride it out until it stops or you could give her the fucking that's she's crying out for.

Now, if you're thinking about the first choice, let me go over what could happen. Let's just say that one day magically she just stops arguing with you. You didn't give her the fucking she wanted but she just stopped arguing with you. You think things are all good and dandy but they are not. Since you decided not to fuck her, she's out fucking somebody else.

Oh yes, now you are getting suspicious because she's not really talking to you and when she does it seems like everything is ok. You find yourself going to sites like cheaters.com trying to get some private detective to spy on your woman to find out what's going on. Then before you know it you're on Cheaters and you're getting ready to have a confrontation with your woman and the guy or girl that she's fucking. Or you might just find out that she's in a gang bang squad.

On the other hand if you choose to give her the good fucking that she is looking for, then more than likely you can cut down the chances of you having those senseless fights. You and your babe could do some hardcore wrestling and you could play hide the sausage in her wet throbbing pussy. You could release that waterfall that's been held back in your wet babe that has been held back waiting for your rod to penetrate the dam.

She could be your cum slut just like she was when you both first got together. You know how it was when she gave you a blow job and spit on your cock before you put it in. Oh yeah, those were the days. Well, they can still be the days if the only problem that you have to worry about is that she's horny because you've took care of everything else.

If you are just a mother fucker that doesn't handle your other shit and thinks that whipping out your dick every time your woman starts arguing with you about shit is going to always work, this shit is not for you. Yes, it may work for a little while but if you're not taking care of everything else, she'll still be arguing with you and just may leave your ass because you aren't doing anything with yourself and are lazy.

In that case if she's arguing with you about that then fucking alone is not going to do it. You need to get your shit together and handle your business or else you'll find her walking out the door and fucking some other guy. And believe me this one is going to have everything together including the fucking. Just saying.

Now about the part about how fucking makes you happy. Have you ever noticed how good you feel after you have bust that nut? You feel good don't you? Whether you have fucked or taken things into your own hands, cumming feels damn good. You don't feel like fighting, if it was good you feel like cumming some more.

That's because when you fuck it feel good. It gets all that good shit that your brain lets out running through you making you feel good. Then you find that you don't want to fight, you want more of it. Wanting more of it makes you want to do what you did the first time to get it. If what you did was fucking then more than likely you want to fuck again.

If you don't believe me have a good fuck then go without fucking for a long time. You'll see that you get pissed off all the time and I don't mean about shit that really matters. I mean shit that really don't fucking matter at all. For instance, the dog shitting in the grass. It might not bother you that old 'Fido' took a shit in the rose bush, but when you're horny that will piss you off.

Or let's just say that you see two people kissing and fondling each other. You'll be yelling at them to get a hotel room or maybe start talking shit because they are fucking and you are not. Sometimes I think that's why some people are making a big deal of opposing this gay marriage thing because they see that gay people are getting laid too and they are not but that's another story.

Yeah, I knew that would get you laughing. Now let's move on.

I'm sure that some of the world's problems could be solved if people actually fucked more. You probably wouldn't see as many people trying to start wars and shit. They would be too busy fucking to even think about starting a war or something like that. I mean getting some good fucking in more than likely would make somebody think twice about starting some trouble but then again that's just my opinion.

I mean when you look at the President and the Vice President, they seem like they are always in a good mood. I'm not sure and don't quote me on this but I'm almost sure that they are fucking their wives like they should. They must be because you never see their wives pissed off or upset so.

Kim
Is that his girlfriend, or his sister?

I think that's why Kim Jong-un is so pissed off because he doesn't have a wife to fuck. He might not even have a woman to fuck. I don't know and really I don't care to find out. Maybe he should pay for some pussy because you know money talks. Maybe some of us should set him up with some horny nympho one night and see if he talks about war in the morning. He would probably be too tired to move. It's just a thought.

The next time you come across somebody who seems to want to start some shit or maybe they want to fight, be mindful that person probably is sexually frustrated or even sexually impaired (meaning that they not getting any. I just made that up, you can use it if you want to. Seriously, you can, there's no copyright on that) and more than likely they are just looking to get off and cum.

If the person is your mate then it's time for you to do some fucking. Be sure that you have a whole lot of energy just in case because you don't know how much frustration they have backed up. Just be ready for anything when it comes to that.

If they are somebody like a friend or someone close that your are not in a relationship with, try to set them up with somebody that you know will fuck their brains out. Or encourage them to find somebody that's willing to fuck their brains out. If you do set them up with someone make sure that they are somebody that engages in safe sex because you don't want anything coming back on you.

If they are somebody that you don't know, then offer to buy them a drink or something. Sometimes being nice could be a good way to defuse the situation. Now, be advised that it doesn't work in every situation. Sometimes there are some people that need a kick in the ass but if you can try to be kind but if you can't then walk away if you can or try to beat the hell out of them.

Well, I've got to go for now. So until next time, Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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