Memorial Day

Today in the United States we remember the fallen heros of our past wars with Memorial Day, which is slightly different than the living heros of our past wars we remember on Veteran's Day. Two days that really have nothing to do with porn, except for the fact that we have to thank those guys for letting the rest of us be free enough to enjoy it. Because I really don't want to picture a world where I grew up with German porn.. That's really just horrifying. So if you're reading this on the 30th, log off of the internet, go visit a dead friend and clean off their grave, watch a war movie on TV, and come back and jerk off tomorrow. Because that's how you really honor our Veterans.

If you're reading this in the future, and you need something American to jerk off to, check out Naughty America and their VR porn. Because, in the future, all porn is going to be some level of VR anyway, so you might as well get use to it now. And as for the American part, if there's one thing we're use to in this country, it's taking it in the ass. So it's only appropriate to show some good old fashion anal from Naughty America. It's what our forefathers would have wanted.

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