Lies Don't Get You Laid

Well, Maybe A Good Lie Could! But Are You Willing To Deal With Them Finding Out The Truth?

Sure I know that a lie could lead to a fuck but I knew the title would stop you in your tracks, that's why I chose it, my fellow pervs. We all know that lies have lead to people fucking but that doesn't mean that it's good to lie in order to fuck. I mean it's really fucked up if somebody has to lie to get somebody to fuck them but that doesn't stop people from doing that shit. One thing's for sure, if a good lie could get a mother fucker laid they are going to tell that mother fucker so good that you think that they are telling the truth.


Like I have said before, it's not good to lie so you could get some deep throat love. I know that when you see some chick with monster curves that you want to put some massive cock to, it could be hard for you not to lie because you really, really want to fuck her but that's not a good thing. It could end up with you getting fucked more ways than one.


Some of those dudes who have baby mommas out there started with a lie. They told the woman all kind of fucking lies so that they could get the pussy. Those fucking lies they told are one of the main reasons that they've got at least one baby momma right now because they came up with a lie so good that the chicks believed that shit. So, instead of using a fucking condom, knowing that their broke ass didn't have the money to take care of a baby or they didn't want to take care of a baby, the mother fucker decided that they would fuck the chick raw and give her a big fat creampie.


I can't count on my hand how many times kids have been born because of a lie. It all starts when a mother fucker sees a chick with an ass masterpiece and him wanting to pump that ass. So he tells the chick some kind of bullshit that she ends up believing just so he could get inside her honey chest. She gives it up thinking this mother fucker is what he says he is and even lets him fuck her without a condom or fucks him and the condom busts. Then she finds herself trying to prove that he's the father and the dude denying that he's the father.


I'm pretty sure that we've all seen that shit play out on television. Hell, they've gone to the point of having a court show whose sole purpose is DNA testing. You've got chicks looking for their baby's father and I'm not saying that it's totally the guy's fault because these chicks shouldn't be so quick to open their legs up or at least if they are going to fuck the guy then they should make fucking sure they use protection. And again a reason why we need sex education but that's another story.


Anyway, the fact of the matter is that lying to get laid is never a good thing. It's always better to tell the truth. I mean sure there's a chance that you won't get chicks to give you street blowjobs or other shit like that but the fact of the matter is that you'd be better off getting a chick to fuck you with the truth than lying to get laid, let me tell you. As far as fucking goes people need to learn how to fucking use protection. It's not a good thing to bring babies into the world that you're not ready to take care of.


Well, I've got to go. Until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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