Overnight In An Airport

Everybody Wishes TSA Looked Like This!

Well, I ended up missing my flight the day before Mrs. WANG and I, one year anniversary and the only flight that was going out was due for the next morning. I didn't really have a way to get back home. Well I did but I decided that it wasn't worth it and it would be better to stay at the airport until my flight took off the next day. So, I ended up staying outside of the check bag area until the TSA decided to open up the checkpoint the next morning and if you ever had to go through that shit then you know what I'm talking about.


Before I go on I just like to say that I'm not really big on getting felt up and X-rayed to get on a plane. Sure it might feel good when a hot chick is doing it but not when you've got a guy built like a linebacker patting you down. But then again that might have been a muscle bound woman. Either way it was nothing good about the shit but I understood the reason behind it.


Anyway, I got stuck in the front of the airport where you check your bags. Sure they had seats for you to sit down in but they didn't have a bar. The only things that you had access to was vending machines and a cafe kiosk where you could get some coffee, overpriced cold sandwiches and shit. Needless to say I ended up spending a lot of money because that shit was barely enough to fatten up a mosquito but I didn't have any access to anything else that time of night. So I had to just deal with it.


Being in baggage check in is nothing like being inside the airport, which I was hoping that they would let me in. That's where they have the bars. I could have sat to the bar and drank beer up until I was ready for my flight but because of the bullshit security concerns and fear that some terrorist might just get on the flight, I had to sit out in the bag check in all fucking night, which if you've ever had to do that shit you would know that it's not a good fucking thing. It's actually fucking boring especially if you are by yourself without anybody to talk to.


But enough of my ranting about how fucked up it is to wait overnight in an airport. Let's talk about some of the good shit that could happen when you've missed your flight and have to wait overnight for another one. And yes my fellow pervs there could be some good things about missing your flight. Hell, you might just end up finding a tonight's girlfriend that's going the same place you are going or that's a little naughty nympho looking to sneak off somewhere and fuck. You never know, there are some freaks that travel too looking for some sex.


Or maybe you might just have your woman with you and you two decide that you want to practice for the mile high club. It would be easy for you both to sneak off somewhere and fuck. I mean there's not that many people in the airport that time of night. The people that you find in the airport is most likely either sleep or too busy fucking with their phone, tablet or some other shit like that to really pay attention to you doing anything.


Plus, you might have most of them at the airport bar drinking anyway. I mean there are some people that don't really like flying and they are looking to calm their nerves. So more than likely they are going to be drinking in order to do that shit. Then more than likely they are going to be too busy to pay attention to you getting into flexible positions in the bathroom or wherever you two choose to hide at.


Thinking of that shit, I wonder how many mother fuckers have played I spy camel toe in the airports. I'm sure there were some horny mother fuckers that fucked in the airport. I mean what can you expect when people are in an airport with nothing to do? I'm pretty sure there's at least a few mother fuckers out there that have had at least handjobs and even blowjobs at the airport. I'm pretty sure that there have been some mother fuckers that couldn't wait to get where they were going and just had to get hidden somewhere in the airport they could fuck.


I'm pretty sure that there are people who work at the airport now that just happened to walk in while somebody was getting all anal in the Amazon in the bathroom or in a janitor's closet somewhere. I'm sure they've found people hiding somewhere in the building doing some shit that they didn't have any business. Just thinking about that shit makes me wonder if the sole reason they have TSA is just because of security. It might be because they caught mother fuckers fucking in the airport. You never know.


But then again, I'm pretty sure that no matter how much security you have in an airport, there's always going to be a mother fucker that would push the boundaries. You're always going to have somebody that's looking to fuck and get away with it. I mean I'm pretty sure if you've asked airport security how many times they caught people fucking, they would have some stories for you. There's just something about airplanes and fucking that just make them go together. Maybe it's the power of the planes, I don't know.


Anyway, all this talk about planes and fucking has made me horny. So until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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