The Things We Do For Pussy

The Things We Are Willing To Do For Pussy!

As I sit here drinking a beer and just randomly thinking about things, I can't help but to think about what we do for the pussy. I mean when it comes to getting or the potential of getting some top shelf pussy, we tend to go all out for that shit. There's basically nothing that us horny mother fuckers won't do to bust that cherry. We would walk through hell and back for that shit and wouldn't give a fuck. I'm sure that you will agree with me about that shit my fellow pervs.


I know mother fuckers going through shit because of pussy right now but the pussy is just so good that they don't want to fucking leave. I mean when a woman is putting that 40oz bounce to you so good that you can't see yourself fucking anybody else, she could kick your ass all up and down the fucking road but you'd still be sitting there taking it as long as she keeps giving you that good pussy. She could wreck your car, blow up the house, stab you and shoot you among other things and your ass would still be right there putting up with that shit because of the pussy.


I've known some mother fuckers to do some crazy fucking things behind pussy. They'd get into fights with other mother fuckers about some bullshit because of pussy. Pussy makes mother fuckers bold, pussy could turn the wimpiest mother fucker into King Kong. It have turned peaceful men into warmongering mother fuckers because she wasn't happy about some shit. There are mother fuckers out there that would kick a mother fucker's ass if a chick says so because she was putting that pussy on them so good that they couldn't help but to be under her spell. You could call that being weak, or pussy whipped but I call that being a mother fucker that's addicted to pussy but don’t know how to handle that shit.


There have been many mother fuckers who have died over pussy. Either they died fighting over some chick or they died as a result of some chick in some other way. Either way, they died for the pussy. You could say they were victims of the pussy because they got killed over that shit. A good example are those mother fuckers who commit crimes for the pussy. I can't tell you how many mother fuckers have gotten tossed behind bars for pussy, either they were doing it for pussy they were getting or pussy that they wanted to get and as a result they are behind bars being Bubba's little bitch.


There have been wars started over pussy. Look in your history books, you'll see how because some mother fucker wanted to impress some chick, he started a war trying to conquer land because he wanted to impress some chick and prove his love for them. He gathered armies together attacking places just because he wanted to make some chick happy. So, to prove how much he loved her, or actually the pussy, he fucked up places and claimed them just to impress her, or more likely the pussy.


Now, there are mother fuckers out there that say that they have never done anything for the pussy and they are full of shit. Everyone of us have done something for the pussy at least once. There's not a lot out there that can't say they haven't done anything to get the pussy and the ones that haven't either haven't reach puberty yet or they are gay, which in that case they have fought over the dick, but I think that you get my point.


Hell even other women have fought over the pussy. Look at lesbians, I'm sure that they have fought over the pussy before. I mean who the fuck could blame them, when the pussy is good, the pussy is good. As a matter of fact I know a few lesbians right now that would kick a man's or anybody's ass over some good pussy. I've seen it happen before and I'm pretty sure that I'll see it happen again.


Let's face it my fellow pervs, there's not anything that we won't do for pussy. Well, at least that's true if we don't know any better and even then we're a little bit more careful about the shit that we do for pussy but if you don't know better about certain things, you are going to be a fool for pussy. Even if you learn better about the shit, you're going to still be a fool for pussy. There's nothing wrong with being a fool for pussy as long as you're a smart fool for pussy if you know what I mean.


If you don't then let me break it down for you. There are two kinds of fools for pussy, the fools that do stupid shit for pussy and the fools that do smart shit for pussy. The fools that do dumb shit for pussy are the ones that do shit that would get them in trouble or get them fucked up. They do shit like just running out there and doing crazy shit for some chick that might not be worth it like fighting over a chick, fucking up somebody for no good reason over a chick. You know, shit like that. You don't want to be that mother fucker.


The mother fucker that you want to be is the smart fool. The smart fool is the one that does shit that reasonable for pussy. This person is the one that helps the chick out. Treats her with respect. Protects the chick and all other good shit. That's the fool that you want to be. The smart fool knows whether or not the pussy is worth it. The smart fool knows if the chick's worth it or not and would stick by her side no matter what as long as she's worth it. That’s the kind of fool I am and ain't ashamed to admit or say that shit.


I'm a fool for some good pussy that's going to stick by me and encourage me to do good things. That's the kind of pussy that is worth being a fool for and if you're a fool for that type of pussy you know what the fuck I'm saying.


All this talk of pussy has made me horny. I think it's time for me show how much of a fool for pussy I am and lay some pipe to Mrs. WANG's monster curves. So until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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