How To Celebrate Your Anniversary

That's One Hell Of A Way To Celebrate Your Anniversary, Just Make Sure That You Are Ready For It!

Well, as most of you may know Mrs. WANG and I have just had our one year anniversary and I've got to say that it has been a hell of a year being married to my true love. Sure we've been through a lot before and after we said our vows, and have a lot more to come, but the good thing about it is that we've both had each other during the whole thing. I mean we kept each other going and stuck together no matter what we were going through and that's how you know when you've married your true love because no matter what you both stick together and come through it.


Our first year of being married had a lot of good things, a lot of crazy things, a lot of things that we wouldn't wish on our worst enemy my fellow pervs. Yet through it all, we stuck together, got into a lot of flexible positions, made it work and managed to come through it all. Our relationship is not a perfect one but I tell you one fucking thing, it's one of the best ones out there and I'm not ashamed to say that I'm a very lucky man to have found my wife.


This is not a post about me going on and on about my wife and how good our relationship is, because it is, but it's about how to celebrate that special day that both of you share, your anniversary.


Now, I'm pretty sure that to some of us out there, just the thought of the word anniversary makes some of us cringe. The reason for that is that sometimes we either forget our anniversary or hope that we get the right thing for our anniversary because we don't want to end up in anal hell and not getting laid for a little while because of that shit. So, that being said anniversaries are a very important fucking thing if you want to make sure that you keep on fucking and not having to settle for jacking off until she decides that she's not angry with your ass anymore.


You see, one thing that we tend not to realize is that women take anniversaries seriously. That day is very fucking important to them and it damn sure better be important to your ass if you want to keep on being with them. Sure Valentine's Day, Christmas, and their birthdays are important to but when it comes to anniversaries, that's when you both tied the knot and it's a very fucking important, I repeat, a very fucking important day and you damn sure better remember that good shit.


Some of us might not want to think about anniversaries but the truth of the matter is that we all should be excited as a gagging whore wet and ready to get the big sausage pizza. I mean it's the day when we said "I do" or some kind of other anniversary that is very important to our woman but we seemed to somehow fucking forget. I've been there my fellow pervs and it's not a good fucking thing. So for our anniversary, I made sure that I not only didn't forget but made arrangements to make it a good one, even though things didn't work out as planned, we still had a good fucking anniversary.


This right here is just some tips on how to make sure that your anniversary is a good one that’s going to keep you getting some top shelf pussy all through the year. So if I was you, I would take out pen and paper to take notes. Just saying.  


  • The first thing that you’ve have to remember when celebrating your anniversary is that you’ve got to have money. You're going to need that shit because you are damn sure going to spend it. One of the biggest mistakes that we could make our fellow pervs is not putting away money to celebrate our anniversary. Then when the time comes we end up looking like damn fools. One of the best ways to do this is get a prepaid card. Every time you get paid put at least $10 or $20 on that mother fucker. They all carry up to a $4000 limit which you’ll probably need. Put the card somewhere so you won’t spend that shit and where you could find it when your anniversary comes.


  • When your anniversary comes don't try to get away with doing the cheapest shit possible. Women know how much fucking money you make and if you are trying to buy them off with something cheap when you could buy something more that they could cherish, that shit is going to come back to bite you in the ass. So, the best thing for you to do is get them something good that will have them wanting to fuck your brains out. I'm not saying that it has to be the fucking Hope diamond but get them something that let's them know that you really love them and love having them in your life.


  • Don't stay home or if you're going to stay home make sure that you both will be able to have some privacy. Go out somewhere, take her somewhere that she would love to go but you might not like. One of the worse things we could do is not go anywhere, rent a hotel room or do something special for the day. A trip to Burger King and a room at a run down hotel is not going to do it neither. Take her somewhere she's going to feel like a queen. After all, she's your queen and you need to make her feel like it.


  • If you choose to go somewhere don't bring along anybody else. An anniversary is for the both of you not anybody else. You could hang out with everybody another time. Right now you should be concentrating on hanging out with your wife, that's the purpose of anniversaries, so you both could celebrate.


There's more but I’m pretty fucking sure that you could figure the rest of that shit out. I just wanted to give you a few things to get you on your way. Just remember the basics and you'll do fine. Remember, what you did to get her is the same shit that you've got to do to keep them.


Well, it's time for me to go get ready for our second anniversary. So, until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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