Breaking In A New Place

It Could Be Fun To Break In A New Place!

Mrs. WANG and myself have seriously considering getting us a house. Don't get me wrong apartments are good but when you're fucking you have to worry about the neighbors. When you've got your own house you don't really have to worry about that shit because more than likely, you could scream your head of and nobody would hear you unless you live in houses that are really fucking close together. Other than that, you don't have nothing to worry about.


Plus, you've got to think about the other benefits too, my fellow pervs. When you have a house you've got more room. You don't have to be cramped up if you don't want to. When you think about that it's a good fucking thing. Also, you'd have a yard where you could put shit like a pool and/or a trampoline and I'm pretty sure that we all know by now how much fucking fun you could have with that good shit. I know I can't wait to do that.


Another thing is the independence you get. You don't have to worry about sneaking around when you want to fuck. It's crazy trying to fuck when you have other people running around the house and you don't have any privacy. That shit could get on your fucking nerves when you want to get into flexible positions and you have to either wait until everybody is asleep or you've got to sneak around to do that shit. It could be very fucking frustrating when you have to do that shit. That's another story.


Anyway, another good thing about having your own house, just like everything you get that's new, you've got to break it in. And I have to tell you that Mrs. WANG and myself are excited about doing that good shit. We've been dreaming about how we would do it by fucking in every room of the house. That's one of the fun parts about getting a new house because you get to do that good shit and it's surely all the more worth it.


What's even better is the fact of having your own room to have some busty adventures and not having to worry about disturbing anybody. That's a good fucking thing when you think about it because you could set the rules in your own house. It's always better to get something of your own because you don't have to hear anybody's fucking mouth about you being too loud or some shit like that. You could pretty much do what the fuck you want to.


We love the fact that we are getting a house and what's even better is the things that we could do in that house. I'm pretty fucking sure that you'll agree that it's worth being able to do what the fuck you want to in your own house. You could play the stereo as loud as you want. You could eat what you want and not have to hear somebody talk shit. The independence that comes from it is so great that you can help getting addicted to it.


I could see it now, a big King sized bed with a flat screen tv that we could watch all the porn we want without worrying about anybody just walking in on us. I could lay some major big sausage pizza to Mrs. WANG's monster curves. It would be fucking great and it would be so worth it. Then we could fuck in every room which would be a hell of a way to give a new house a christening, at least I think so.


Just thinking about the whole thing gets me horny as a mother fucker. In saying that I think that it's time that Mrs. WANG and I practice for the christening of our own house. So, until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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