Cooking In The Kitchen

You've Got To Admit, That's One Hell Of A Way To Cook A Meal!

As you know my fellow pervs, I love to fuck. I'm pretty sure that you know that shit by now but what you might not know about me, is that I love to cook. I love food, good food at that. I love getting in the kitchen and cooking up a storm. Mrs. WANG enjoys when I decide to cook us a good meal. But I'm not here to talk about how much I love cooking or how much of a good cook I am, which I am. I'm here to talk about cooking in general.


Now, if there's one thing that I always tell mother fuckers, it's a good fucking thing when you could get in the kitchen and cook for your woman. You see women love when we put on the apron and cook them a good meal sometimes. I mean it's a good way to ensure that you keep getting some top shelf pussy with a side of deep throat love. Plus, she might be willing to let you fuck her in her ass. It all depends on how good that meal is and if you're a good cook like me, you'll find yourself fucking like it's nobody's business.


Sure, I know there are mother fuckers out there that think that a woman is supposed to do all the cooking but to them they don't know what they are missing by getting in front of a hot stove making some good shit that will make their woman legs fly open because they cooked some good food that gave their woman the screaming O. I mean good food is like good sex, if you make them feel good in their stomach they are going to make sure you ass feel good in the bedroom.


I know that most of us might not know how to cook but there's nothing out there that says that we can't learn how to cook. Now, I'm not saying that you've got to spend your money taking a cooking class because I didn't. I learned how to cook from my parents and I learned how to cook things on my own. I clipped recipes out of magazines and shit. Plus, I came up with some good shit on my own. Needless to say that I learned how to cook so good that Mrs. WANG loves it when I cook because I fill her up in the kitchen as well as the mother fucking bedroom. When you could do that, you are a bad mother fucker.


Plus, you might not realize this but cooking good food is not the only thing that you could be cooking in the kitchen. Your woman might just want to fuck you right there in the kitchen because the food that you are cooking smells so fucking good that her clothes just fall off right there. I mean I've had that shit happen to me quite a few times and let me tell you, fucking in the kitchen is some good shit. The reason why, is because you don't have to go far to get something to eat. So, you don't have to worry about leaving the bedroom to get you something to build your energy back up because you are right there. Just make sure that you don't burn your food.


There's nothing wrong with fucking in the kitchen after you've had a good meal or even getting a quickie while you're cooking. I know that I love when Mrs. WANG and I got the house to ourselves and nobody's there we could fuck in the kitchen if we want to. We would have breakfast then I would be laying some dangerous dong to her monster curves. It's very fucking fun and we both get a good meal out of it too. When you think about the potential for that good shit, doesn’t it make you want to learn how to cook? I know that I would want to if I knew the potential for getting some good fucking when all is said and done.


We love to take advantage of that shit when we get the chance. It's not easy to do that shit when there's always somebody at the house but we do get our chances to sneak one in every now and again. It's something that we love to do and I'm sure that after this you're thinking about kicking everybody out of the house so that you could at least try that shit. Like I said, there's nothing wrong with doing that shit and it would spice up your sex life, I know it spiced up ours.


That being said and done. I think that it's time for Mrs. WANG and I to do some cooking of our own. There's nobody here and we are going to take that time to have some hot fun. So, that means that I've got to go. So, until next time, wrap that rascal, if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not, Happy Cooking and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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