The Happy Sock

It's Better When Your Woman Jacks You Off!

As I'm sitting here drinking my beer my fellow pervs. I'm thinking about a funny fucking story of something that happened when I was in the military. The title has something to do with that shit and as you read on you'll see why. It was something that happened when I was in boot camp and it's has something to do with a sock. I still til this day laugh about the shit because it was something you didn't really expect to happen but it did and it's funny as fuck.


Well, I was in Marine boot camp at the time and it was after taps, which for you civilians that means it was after bedtime. During that time we had what's called firewatch. It's pretty much being on guard duty. What you basically did was walk around the squad bay for an hour watching over everything while everybody else slept. We did it in pairs and in shifts, that lasted about an hour at a time.


Anyway, my partner and I just got on our shift. The off going firewatch let us know what happened on their shift. It was about accountability as well as protecting everything and everybody pretty much. It was the duty of the off going firewatch to let the oncoming firewatch know what was going on. We were told that everything was secure and that we had one person in the head, which pretty much means that everything was fine and we had one guy in the bathroom.


So, my partner and I was on watch walking up and down the squad bay, checking everything and making sure that all is well. We didn't really bother the guy that was in the stall even though we still had to walk through there to check on him. He was reading a letter that he got from his girlfriend and pretty much taking a shit as you would guess with him being inside the stall.


We continued to make our rounds making sure everything was secure and shit when we heard a weird moaning coming from the head. At first we didn't pay too much attention to it because he was taking a shit and he probably was having problems trying to get it out. So we didn't bother to really look in because nobody wants to see somebody take a shit and that's what you would see when you walked by the stalls because they didn't have any doors on them.


Then the moaning started to get a little louder so me and the guy that I was on watch went to see what the fuck was wrong. To our surprise, we walked in to see this guy with a sock on one hand, a naked picture of his girlfriend laying on the floor and him giving himself a tug job. I mean he was really giving himself the real workout. My partner and I was arguing over who should stop him but neither one of us wanted to even get close to his ass. So we went to wake up the drill instructor that was on duty that night.


Needless to say he wasn't fucking happy when we woke him up. We knew that waking up the drill instructor before time is something that no recruit wanted to fucking do. If you've ever been to Marine boot camp or even any boot camp, you know what I mean. Even though we knew that we might end up pulling extra duty that day for waking him up, we got his ass up out of bed.


Anyway, we told the drill instructor what was going on and he went into the bathroom and began yelling. I could still remember what he yelled, "what the fuck? What the fuck you think you're doing recruit? You stop that shit now. You stop that shit now you nasty thing. Fucking stop recruit." That mother fucker didn't pay any attention to the drill instructor at all and he kept on staring at the picture and wacking off like he was he was possessed or something. The drill instructor kept yelling but that guy wouldn't stop. He was determined to bust that nut.


The drill instructor didn't even try to touch him to stop him at all and he didn't order us to stop the mother fucker either. I'm glad he didn't because I was not going to put my hands on that dude with what he was doing. I would have had to get charged with not following orders because I was not touching that mother fucker. The way that mother fucker was going at it, he was straight oye loca. The drill instructor kept yelling at him but that guy wasn't going to stop.


Well, after a while he finally bust his nut in the sock. The drill instructor ordered him in his hut where the DI called the MPs. They took the dude to the hospital. We never saw that mother fucker again. I don't know if they kicked him out or what, but I do know one thing, something was really wrong with that mother fucker. Or maybe that was some bad ass top shelf pussy that his girlfriend had and could give a hell of a blowjob, I don't know but it had to be something because that mother fucker did not fucking care that he got caught beating his meat.


Just in case you want to know what happened to the fucking sock, he took that shit with him. He had no choice, nobody wanted to touch that shit, especially when he blew his load inside it. I don't think they even tried to take it away from him neither. He was walking around with the sock on his hand. That was one weird fucking dude. Wow, it's funny the shit that you remember when you're drinking a fucking beer.


Anyway, I hope you got a good laugh out of that story. I know I was laughing my ass off the whole time that I was writing this shit. Hell, I'm still fucking laughing.


Well, I've got to go. Until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.


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