Pick Up Lines? Seriously?

She Doesn't Want To Hear A Fucking Pick Up Line!

In this time when I thought that we have all passed pick up lines and mother fuckers are being straight up, I'm surprised again because at least some mother fuckers have slipped through the fucking cracks when it comes to understanding that pick up lines do not work. Even if they do, it's pretty much safe to say it's with some chick that you wished you never talked to. From Rex's article, blog or whatever you call it, I have been informed greatly that mother fuckers are still with that bullshit.


Now, if there's one thing that I always tell guys, you're not going to end up getting some top shelf pussy with a fucking pick up line. Most women have picked up on that shit. You can't just walk up to a woman with a pick up line these days and expect her to fuck you. That's like walking inside McDonald's asking for a Big Mac and expecting to get it free. You'll pretty much find yourself going hungry and tossed out on your ass.


Like I said before women these days don't play that shit and more than likely it's because they have been through that shit before or maybe somebody taught them about the bullshit early on. So, now you've got to come up with a game plan if you are trying to get a woman to at least get into some flexible positions with you because that line bullshit is not going to do it.


Like Rex, I have seen guys shot down a many times trying some tired ass fucking lines to get women at least interested in them. I have seen guys do just about everything from throwing money around to claiming that they are what they are not and let me tell you, I had a good fucking laugh about that shit because they end up striking out a lot of times until they find one that either falls for the bullshit or one that's horny enough that they are looking for the big sausage pizza from any dude that's decent enough to fuck. The one thing that always stands out with me is the fact that these guys are fucking doing it wrong.


Now, I'm pretty sure that you have seen me state before how much I dislike so called dating gurus because most of those mother fuckers are just playing on the loneliness and horniness of some dude to make their money. They could actually give two fucks about if you really find a woman or not. Their whole purpose is to make money off of dumb mother fuckers who are so desperate to be famous with women that they would pay a lot of money to do that shit. I know at least a few mother fuckers that at least almost went broke right now because they was following the bullshit that some so called expert is feeding them. I'm not going to get into that shit right now but I just wanted to clarify that if you've already seen what I stated or that some of us, like myself, know is the truth.


Let me state that the worst thing that you could do is think that a pick up line, or even some clever trick is going to get you the all reality pass into a woman's bedroom at the end of the night or even set up a potential fuck date sometime in the future for you. Maybe you might get lucky enough to run into a little naughty nympho that sees the game you're trying to play but because she's horny like a Spanish fly she decides that any fuck is better than no fuck at all but the fact of the matter is that every chick that you meet is not going to be about that bullshit.


In saying that, it reminds me of a time when I saw this guy trying to hit on this woman that I was talking. He was pretty much doing everything he could think of to make her at least look his way but the woman was more interested in talking to me. Maybe it was the fact that he came up to her when he saw that she was talking to me that was the whole thing or maybe she just didn't want to be bothered with his ass because he came off to her as disrespectful for the fact that he was trying to insert his ass in something that he shouldn't have. One thing's for sure he didn't really make an impression on her because he was being an asshole and no matter what any mother fucker out there would lead you to believe trying to pick up a woman that's already talking somebody else is going to leave your ass jerking off at the end of the night instead of fucking.


Women are not really about those pick up lines. I'm pretty sure that if you did a poll of women who have heard just about every pick up line that you could think of, you would see that most women don't like it when a guy is trying some tired ass pick up line to get them to do the 40oz bounce on their cock at the end of the fucking night. Plus, publically trying to shame them is not going to work either because most women would tell you to "fuck off' and get on about your business, rather than give you the time of day.


So that being said, you have to just give them a chance to get to know you at least a little bit. I know, from experience, that it's safe to say that a woman would more than likely want to at least be bothered with you if she feels comfortable around you. If you are giving her off that vibe that she probably shouldn't be fucking with you then she's not going to do it a majority of the time. Sure you might get lucky that she might just be horny enough to just let you get with her over some bullshit line but a majority won't let you get away with that shit. They would just dismiss your ass and keep on moving.


The key to the whole thing is by getting a woman to feel relaxed around you. Now, I'm not saying that you have to change who you are to get her to at least like you but what I'm saying is that you have to give her a chance to know who you are and give her a chance to see it you are worth the time even if she's a cum slut, who might just feel a little concerned about the people that she would fuck with, you will still have a problem because you are trying to fucking hard to get her to give you the time of day.


What mother fuckers fail to understand is that women are not too crazy about fucking pick up lines and they are not crazy about mother fuckers that are trying to be what they are not. I mean just because you throw money in some woman's face doesn't mean that she's going to want to fuck with you because of that. She might want to fuck you but not in the way that you might be expecting.


That being said, when it comes to meeting a woman you can't come off as hungry, or thirsty like people like to say these days. That could a bad fucking thing when you're trying to at least bust that nut with a woman for one night. You're better off trying not to impress her than trying to be something that you are not or trying to tell them something that you think they want to hear.


That's the worst thing you could do is pretty much try to be something you are not or tell them something that you think that they want to hear. More than likely they are going to be up on all that bullshit that you are trying to feed them. You've got to remember that they have dealt with guys before you and might have fallen for that shit before and vowing not to fall for that shit again. So, trying to pull some kind of game with them is not going to get it because they are going to be ready for that shit. So what's a guy to do, right?


Well, the simple answer to that shit is not to try some bullshit pick up line or not try to be something you are not.


Sure I know that there are mother fuckers out there that would tell you that you've got to be this way or that way to get a woman to at least think about going to bed with you but these guys are full of shit. One of the best ways to get a woman to like you is by being yourself and being respectable. Women like a man that could flirt with them but at the same time that doesn't put them on the defensive. Women don't like that shit and if you do try it, more than likely you are going to end up jacking off at the end of the night because you are making them feel uncomfortable.


If you actually get to talk to women, they would tell you that they don't like when some guy is trying a use a pick up line on them. They would rather talk with some dude that they know is ready to fuck them at the drop of the dime but has enough respect for them that he doesn't try push himself on them. I mean most women would tell you that a man that acts like a fucking asshole is a major turn off. They would rather have a guy that is confident but not to the point of being a jerk.


Women don't like guys that are assholes. I don't give a fuck what anybody tries to fucking tell you. The quickest way to get turned down by a woman is by acting like an ass. They want a man that is worthy of their time and you have to be that man in order for them to deal with you. There's no trick to it at all, it actually starts with hello.


A woman loves a man that could hold his own in a conversation and that knows how to flirt. Knowing how to small talk is a good plus. I mean you have to strike up a conversation about something. Don't really make it about looks because they are going to be expecting that shit. One of the biggest mistakes that guys make is talking about how good a woman looks when they walk up to them.


The reason why is that a woman is going to see that as a weak attempt at trying to pick her up. She's probably had a lot of guys tell her how good she looks and one more guy telling her is not going to make her wet. She's already been told that she looks good and is tired of that shit. She's looking to have a conversation with a guy, that's not so quick to want to fuck them because those are usually the mother fuckers who are the ones quick to bust their nut and leave. Women hate guys like that, that's why they don't go for the pick up lines anymore because a majority of guys who try to run game are just ones who want to bust a quick nut and leave. They don't want to be treated like a prostitute. They want to be treated like a lady.


A woman likes for a guy to make her feel like he's worth her time. If you come off with the bullshit, she's going to think that you are a waste of time and you're not going to get anywhere with her. She might even get so tired of you that she be willing to pay you to leave her the hell alone because what you think of as being persistent, come off to them as being annoying.


If you want to get on good with a woman that you just met, just talk to her. That's it. There's no trick to it. All you have to do is talk to her and not lie to her about shit. Make her feel calm around you and that's how you get lucky. All that pick up line bullshit will get you no where just like Rex said. So, just talk to her and stop with the pick up line bullshit because it doesn't work.


Well, I've got to go. Until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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