Springing Out

It's Springing Out!

Well, there's no question that Springtime is here once again my fellow pervs. I could tell that when I was sitting in my front yard one night listening this bird chirping his mother fucking love song. That's all good and dandy but it's not a good thing when you could hear that shit inside your house when you're trying to fucking sleep. Oh did I mention that the tree is close to my window and it was damn near 3 o'clock in the morning? Well it is and it was.


This bird's loud ass chirping got me to the point where I finally got up from my bed, went outside and yelled to the top of my lungs, "would you give him the pussy already so I could fucking go to sleep?" Yep, I actually did that shit. I'm pretty sure that my neighbors thought I was going crazy and maybe I was, hearing all that loud ass chirping when your trying to sleep could run you crazy. Needless to say that the chirping didn't stop, so instead of fighting with the bird, who's just trying to get some pussy, I decided to write this shit that you're reading right now.


I can't really get mad with that bird though, the mother fucker is just doing something that all of us have done at one time or another and that's try to get pussy. I mean I don't think there's any one of us out there that hasn't damn near made a fool out of ourselves to try to get a woman to let us give her the big sausage pizza. When it comes to getting pussy every man has been a fool before and some are still fools for some top shelf pussy, I know I am, hence the reason I married my wife.


Anyway, spring has always been called mating season because just about every animal out there begins fucking. I mean sure animals may fuck all year around but there's just something about spring, I don't know. I guess you could say that animals have their own reasons. It's not for me to say because I'm not an animal expert and this is not National Geographic, this is RexMag where we talk about fucking and anything to do with fucking, even sometimes going as far as to talk about shit that doesn't have anything to do with fucking but we could some how incorporate fucking into. Did you understand that? I hope so.


I know that I could at least make a good assumption about why us humans like spring time and why we might be so inclined to want to fuck. For us spring time is when they clothes get fewer and tighter. You end up getting to see more than you got to see when it was winter time. It means no more snow for the next nine months and no reason to cover up anything. Meaning that chicks will be wearing anything short of being naked giving us eye candy, especially for Spring break.


I don't know about you but it seems like chicks always seem to get more horny during the spring time. I don't know if it's the season that bring out the little naughty nymphos in them or what but I don't know one thing, it sure does seem like that's the case. I don't know, I could be wrong. But with all these Spring Break parties going on, you just know there's a lot of fucking that's going to be happening and if you're lucky, your ass will be a part of the action.


If you've already got a wife, then you don't really have to worry about looking for some wet pussy because you've got it right there. All you've got to do is be ready to fuck because more than likely your woman is going to be ready for that shit, especially if she's feeling sexy. Just make sure you don't do what us guys do sometimes, and that's fuck it up by doing some stupid shit to piss her off.


Anyway, the opportunities the screaming O are endless when it comes to Springtime. In other words, they would be springing out and not just with the less clothes that they will be wearing but that mother fucker spinging out of your pants as well. So make sure that you partake in all the good chances for fucking that you can. I mean what's the use of Spring if you can't get a good fucking in during that whole time right?


Well, speaking of partaking in the season, I'm about to do that shit now with Mrs. WANG. So until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull of if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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